When You Profit 500+k A Year And Write In All Caps And Sleep With Beautiful Women, And Don't Call People Names Because It's Something That Low Value People Like Doing.. I'd Ask You What's That, But I Don't Want You To Call Me A Name Again.. It's ok, I know you're learning, I'll spare you the embarrassment.
Ok whatever, no matter who you are, just let me know if you write to your buyers for feedback?
Here is more stuff from this guy, and I'm just having fun here.
No offense, but I'm not inappropriately guessing. All caps text is
considered yelling in the messaging world. You explicitly wrote in caps.
No guessing there. Inappropriate assumption, may be so, but I follow
messaging conventions, I only caps my text if needed. IF I DID IT HERE,
I'D EXPECT YOU TO TAKE IT AS YELLING. It's standard etiquette just as
there is in the telephone call world, and the face-to-face world. These
"rules" are there so you can inflect your "voice" in the messaging world.
That is why there is underlining, strikeout, italics, and color for text as
well. If you want to still not have to capitalize your text appropriately,
all lowercase is much more pleasing, and it's just as lazy as all caps.
Again no offense, but if you want to write a note to be taken seriously,
you properly punctuate and capitalize, just as you would to write your
parents a letter. If I wrote this whole thing with all caps and cruddy
punctuation, you'd probably take it less seriously.
My response:
WOW, I WASN'T AWARE THERE WAS ALL THIS SCIENCE BEHIND A SIMPLE E-MAIL.. MY
APPOLOGIES.. HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS?
UNFORTUNATELY IT WOULD
TAKE ME TOO LONG TO LEARN ALL THOSE THINGS.. I ONCE RESPONDED TO AN ONLINE
PERSONAL AD OF A VERY BAUTIFUL LADY, AND I WROTE TO HER LIKE I ALWAYS WRITE
ON COMPUTER.. MAN, SHE GAVE ME HELL FOR THAT.. I TOLD HER, OK LADY, YOU
OBVIOUSLY MISSING THE POINT, SO YOUR LOSS.. I THEN WENT ON TO MEET 10
OTHER LADIES FROM THE SAME SITE.. WEEKS LATER THAT GIRL WROTE TO ME AGAIN
SAYING HOW SORRY SHE WAS FOR BEING SO HARD ON ME, I TOLD HER I UNDERSTAND
AND WE WENT ON MEETING EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME AT A COFFEE SHOP, SHE
WAS IMPRESSED WITH ME AND ALL THAT.. BUT I TOLD HER I CHANGED MY MIND, SHE
LOOKED DIFFERENT IN PERSON THAT ON HER PICTURES, AND WASN'T AS HOT, PLUS
SHE WAS BORRING.. THUS, I NEVER LEARNED ALL THAT SCIENCE BEHIND E-MAIL,
WHATEVER..
I KNOW YOU PROBABLY THINK IT'S SO SAD. I APPOLOGIZE THAT YOU
FIND MY WRITING OFFENSIVE. IT'S JUST AN E-MAIL, AND I WRITE MUCH BETTER BY
HAND. PLUS YOU'RE LIKE THE SECOND PERSON TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS.
WELL,
I HOPE YOU LIKED MY AUCTION AND THAT YOU LIKE THE SHIPPING AND PACKAGING..
I ENJOYED LEARNING THIS NEW PERSPECTIVE ON E-MAILS FROM YOU, THANK YOU FOR
THAT..
I was thinking about limiting my caps for text inside auction and not e-mails, but not for this one.. For this guy, it's too late, I'm writing all caps.. Besides, I like all cops, he's like the only one complaining... Again, nerd..
There is a reason why that guy I mentioned before sells so much, he's a player, and all caps, believe me, all caps, all the time.. Like a persona thing, oblivious, perceived as a goofy jew or something like that.. Safe to do business with..
