Need to get my life in order.

longjohn

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Hi, i am a nineteen year old and I am new to this forum. As i said, i am quite young and am going no where in life. I've had difficulties getting jobs and my friends are down to one or two. Can someone give me a hint on where to go next?

P.S When i make my million, i'll give the person with the best advice 10%
 

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longjohn said:
P.S When i make my million, i'll give the person with the best advice 10%
If you're keeping this promise, I would actually have you write this in contract so you can keep your promise that I get 10%. If you want, I'll teach you to make millions but you'll have to sign the paper first.
 

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not an option, Biblebelt

Yeah, sifer, i'll sign a contract

if you teach me to make millions.
 

Channel your excited feelings into positive thoughts and behaviors. You will attract women by being enthusiastic, radiating energy, and becoming someone who is fun to be around.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I live in Scotland- so college application time has passed.
 

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ok. It is a lot easier in the US. Do you have trade schools there? Can you join a trade union and learn a skill? Owning your own business is the ultimate goal, but you have to learn a skill first.
 

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longjohn said:
not an option, Biblebelt

Yeah, sifer, i'll sign a contract

if you teach me to make millions.
If you live on the other side of the world, very very hard for me and you to get together and talk about this, not to mention the law on verbal agreement would be very very hard to enforce if one day you had 100 million dollars and I say "so.. where's my share?" and you run away to say Europe (except you are in Europe).
 

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i'll all depend on what you want out of life.

write it down on paper

and make it happen.
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Read the bible, and move.
 

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Have you thought about looking into monasticism? I spent a bit of time in the mountains of Romania studying at a monastery. It was the best time of my life. Discovered what life should be about.

Best of luck.
 

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^^^ Ummm...that was a joke, right? You just seem so serious about it, I can't tell.
 

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longjohn said:
I live in Scotland- so college application time has passed.
you can go to colege at any age,, dont make excuss"s sign up in september
 

Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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sparky0000 said:
Have you thought about looking into monasticism? I spent a bit of time in the mountains of Romania studying at a monastery. It was the best time of my life. Discovered what life should be about.

Best of luck.
Then should i do a gap year at Hogwarts?

are you kidding mate?
 
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