Need help on convo

[Toohot4upilot]

Anyone got funny stories that I could use in conversation to make the girls laugh, realistic ones that are every day things? I'm having trouble, I've looked at some stand up com but they are all a little to silly I need some everyday s***. DJ's?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Nothing funny ever happens in you personal life?

 

[Toohot4upilot]

Not that I can think off, maybe I'm thinking too hard though, I'm sure if I had a fly on the wall version of my life I could watch it like a movie and laugh... Hmm....

 

[fredster]

the stories wont really seem that credible if they arent your own, but one that happened to me a while back...

i had to play off sum music for a band director or wahtever the fvck, so i was about to sit on this chair and saw a bag kinda pushed it back

fvcking sat on the band directors lunch

i mest up his sandwhich and banana, not too bad, but yeah..

 

[Hellboy]

Use the same stories you would tell your friends (discretion advised).

 

[PeeGee]

Stories? How do you go from telling stories from getting her in bed?