NEPA
Don Juan
Ok. So I was laying there with my girl last night and she was annoyed because I didn't tell her about some **** I had going on earlier. Whatever **** her and that ****. Anyways we got over it so I figured I'd lay some nice **** on her (stupid, stupid, stupid) and told her ya know babe we both had options but we chose each other. Which she responds she chose me (which I could only assume because she was bitter because I didn't tell her the whole truth earlier). First off I'm not any birds option. Second off if she was a man I would have strongarmed her right there. So my questions to all you vet's out there (not a novice but not vetted like some of you dudes) is how do I punish her for that and let it be I'm not any girls option.