Napoleon Dynamite sucks

[diplomatic_lies]

This is a sh!t movie. It was boring and stupid and Napoleon is a wanker who needs to be shot. I didn't even get what the movie is going on about.

PS. Does Hilary Duff's sister play the character, "Summer"?

PPS. Napoleon runs like a girl.

 

[thefonz]

It does suck when your watching it.......but then you think back on some of the lines when you're talking to other people and it suddenly becomes incredibly funny......i don't know why but it just does

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I can only remember "You have nice sleeves", when Napoleon is dancing with the chick.

Yeah, some of the lines were cool, in a weird, weird way.

 

[Skel]

hated the movie myself

 

[oakraiderz2]

You have to watch it 3+ times then itll be sweeet.

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by thefonz
It does suck when your watching it.......but then you think back on some of the lines when you're talking to other people and it suddenly becomes incredibly funny......i don't know why but it just does

No it doesn't.

And

You have to watch it 3+ times then itll be sweeet.

No it doesn't.

I've probably watched that movie 4 times and altough it does get a little better each time you watch it, it is probably the worst movie ever still.

Ther is no plot, it's not deep, it's not smart, it's not even stupid funny, it's just f*cking retarded.

Whenever I hear someone go, "Freiking idiot" or "It's probably my favorite animal ever" or "Your mom goes to college" I want to punch them in the face.

 

[So Many Ways]

I hated it. It was stupid and annoying and the characters got on my nerves.

 

[Luscious]

Yes, I believe Haylie (or however the **** she spells her name) Duff played Summer.

Maybe check the IMDB. (google that)

 

[comic_relief]

I'm with Vincent. terrible movie.

 

[Bling]

I liked it. There's actually no point to the movie. It's just stupid funny.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

Hollywood and MTV can take the biggest piece of crap movie and hype it up and people will like it just for the sake of being trendy.

 

[bob2007]

Ya I don't know why there's so much hype. People I talk to seem to like it. It's mediocre at best. Wouldn't see it again.

 

[Sweet Ken]

I live in Salt Lake City, one of the highest concentrations of Mormons in the world. You know those people, that are some sort of religion, you've heard about them on the news?

Yeah, well they absolutely eat this movie up. It was made by a guy from Brigham Young University (where the Mormons send their young when they turn 20 and get back from being religion salesmen all over the world) and I literally cannot go 10 minutes without hearing a line from that damn movie.

I'm a senior in high school, and its a tossup between ND and Chapelle's show for which is overused the most by all the amateur "comedians." We had student body elections last month, and I swear that half of the candidates in each grade used Napoleon Dynamite in their campaigns. That's not hyperbole-I saw three "Vote for ....." posters for three different people. There was a talent show, and not one, but two people did a version of the Napoleon dance, and one guy came out as the karate instructor guy.

The reason they love it is because most of the people in that movie, especially Napoleon, are a reflection of all of them. "Dang," "Idiot!", "Your mom goes to college," etc.? The people here have ALWAYS talked like that. I've met at least four real life Uncle Rico's. The liger? The first one appeared at the main zoo in SLC years ago (it's still there, but stuffed.) The Kanab cowboys? That's an actual school in the south.

Now, in the movie, Napoleon is a nerdy outcast. But, since a good 65% of people here are Mormons, the Napoleon types are the COOL KIDS.

It's not all bad though. The utter lack of testosterone that is characteristic of most guys here makes me look like James Dean without even trying.

As for the movie itself, I really have no idea how it become popular out of my little ****hole. It's one of the worst made movies I've ever seen, and I only laughed when they killed the cow in front of the school bus full of kids. Everyone tells me I need to "see it more than once" or "be in the right mood" to understand it. I've seen it four times, twice sober, once high, once drunk off my ass. It just keeps getting worse, when usually intoxicants make things a lot funnier.

Sorry about the essay-I really needed to relate that to the outside world.

 

[belividere]

Okay killing the cow in front of the bus was almost entertaining.

The movie pretty muched sucked for me except at two scenes. The first is when uncle rico is flexing the biceps at the drive up. The second, which I dont know why but I really did find funny as hell, was when Uncle Rico tossed the steak at Napoleans face. Alright I watched that scene a solid 5 times in slow mo laughing my ass off. Dude sidearmed a t-bone. I feel asleep 10mins. afterthat. I have heard way to many kids try to talk this way since the film came out. Thank god I aint in high school anymore.

 

[Golden Arms]

You guys must be weird or something

GOSH !!!!!

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

WORST.MOIVE.EVER

:nono:

 

[Iago]

Originally posted by Dust 2 Dust
Hollywood and MTV can take the biggest piece of crap movie and hype it up and people will like it just for the sake of being trendy.

Hey, Allan called and said you should get out of the forum for giving bad advice and ruining AFCs lifes...

 

[il_duce]

The movie was pretty bad, it just has a handful of funny parts that make for some memorable quotes, but that's about it.

 

[GlutusMaximus86]

I have barely heard anything about this movie, except what I see in the trailors. Only one person I know has actually mentioned it and that was my literature professor, who mentioned it in passing (she seemed to have mixed feelings about the movie). I guess not many rednecks saw the movie.

 

[Abbott]

It should be renamed it to:

How NOT to Act and What NOT To Do

And all the characters are morons.


Ben