Naked Playboy Chick giving "relationship" advice

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This is typically the kind of girl that I'm not attracted to at all, and I'm talking about pure physical attraction.:nono:

At the same time, I'm aware that she's considered "hot" by many other guys...:rolleyes:
 

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Hahaha her boobs are fake, which is proubly the reason why they didnt strike me as tits in the beginning and/or give me a boner instantly. Especially the part where she says give a woman a lot of attention, just when you think you gave enough give more- utter bulls#it,

Theres a butt naked hb9 in this if you didn't realise, pretty hot. le parisien, wtf are you talking about?
 

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Shes such a dumb f*cking b*tch, she thinks the line "did it hurt when you fell out of heaven" is original. Give me a break, like one of those guys commented on the site, didnt even get my d*ck hard.
 

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BBX said:
Theres a butt naked hb9 in this if you didn't realise, pretty hot. le parisien, wtf are you talking about?
As I said, I know many people would find her hot, I don't. I'm NOT saying she's ugly, she's just no the type of girl who makes me go "damn, what a hottie"...:rolleyes:
 

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First thing out of her mouth is "don't forget my birthday because I like lots of gifts." :rolleyes:
 

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JeeZ, you guys are boring ****s. And dim, too.
The first thing she said was "trying too hard is a turnoff". You guys are trying to hard to find a reason to NOT be attracted/try to attract a HB9. Get a grip, most of what she said is true, and true for most women.

If you don't get aroused by this nude girl, then whatever.

The attention thing you misinterpreted. The main thing was, little things make the diff. Bums.
 

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She didn't really have much to say and a lot of it was politically correct crap (looks are second, I want a guy who can make me laugh etc).

However, there were some things she said that guys would do well to pay attention to, such as:


"If you're trying too hard, that's the biggest turn off"

"If you fake something, it's a turn off"

"The biggest sex secret is to let go"
 

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This clip (like most Playoby stuff) is a textbook example of piss poor videography. Turn off the sound and count how many times the camera pans from her feet to her face. It's like riding a fukken elevator.
 

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MrS said:
JeeZ, you guys are boring ****s. And dim, too.
The first thing she said was "trying too hard is a turnoff". You guys are trying to hard to find a reason to NOT be attracted/try to attract a HB9. Get a grip, most of what she said is true, and true for most women.

If you don't get aroused by this nude girl, then whatever.

The attention thing you misinterpreted. The main thing was, little things make the diff. Bums.

This is the only intelligent post on this damn thread. Completely agree.

All u guys are jealous and bitter that you're g/f's (or future g/f's) won't be this hot.

Oh, and here's something that should make all you guys shut up.

What women say, and what women do are two completely different things

Every women is the same. They're all illogical.

PLus, what she said wasn't that far fetched. Most girls want the same thing she wants.
 

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believe it or not, i agree with a lot of what she said.

"just be yourself, have fun with it, don't worry about it so much"

yeah, the video isn't great, it's just looping. i didn't watch more than half.

but i don't what you're talking about. she says she likes eyecontact to show interest, doesn't like fakes and try-hards...i'm not sure, is there something i missed? looks like she wants a man. i really like the point she made about the eyecontact vibe/energy you give off.

MrS and Jariel are right...and she's hot btw.
 

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"...and now I resign in Santa Monica, Ca." (reside)

"...a lot of people say that looks is number one.." (verb agreement)

She says, and I quote: "If you fake something, then it's a turn-off."

She said that while I was staring at her fake t!ts. :(

This "girl" said "you know" 32 times in under 7 minutes.

I don't know about anyone else, but this fake, hollow-headed, Barbie type freaks me out. The screetchy voice, the lack of a brain, the childish presentation... I couldn't stand to talk to them long enough to pick them up and bed them. She looks like a woman... but comes across as 14.

Ugh, and to have to listen to that in the morning? You know? Like, sometimes I just want to wake up and not have some chick be passionately, you know, screetching about losing her underwear, you know?

Yep. Volume off is the way to go. But, even then her +i++ies looked alien. She went a cup size or two overboard for the size of her body and, as much as she is hot, her +itties took away from the overall hotness. Down to HB8. Now, if you were to factor in her voice... HB7. After listening to "you know" 32 times.... HB6. I'd do her, but I'd have to kick her out before the rubber even came off. Heck, she's club bathroom material, or maybe back seat in the parking lot kind of trash.
 

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her knees are too pointy :rolleyes:

e-standards police back in full force
 

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Vulpine said:
"...and now I resign in Santa Monica, Ca." (reside)

"...a lot of people say that looks is number one.." (verb agreement)

She says, and I quote: "If you fake something, then it's a turn-off."
"I was originally born in Milwaukee"
 
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