My quest and field report for turning my ex gf into a fvck buddy!

[eaglez1177]

Hey all, this was a convo I had with my ex gf today on facebook. It was pretty interesting and actually kinda funny that I knew her sooo well and I knew exactly what she was thinking and how I could translate every thing she said.

Her: Heyy
Me: Heyy whats up?
Her: Bla bla...im smoking a blunt now in my room with my neighbor (im not sure why she said this. She would NEVER smoke a blunt in her room with her mom home. Im still trying to figure out why she would lie about this.)
Me: Hahah wow isnt your mom home?
Her: Ya but I just air out and I have sprays (more bs)...I smoke like twice a day now (not sure if that is true or not either. Her and I used to smoke weed about once a week. I think she does it more because of the depression from me dumping her)
Me: More fluff talking
Her: More fluff talking
Her: Im surprised you talked to me yesterday in school...why did you do that (she wants to hear that I still care about her, which I dont. yesterday was the first time i talked to her in person since we broke up)
Me: Idk I dont really have anything against you so why wouldnt I talk to you? Would you rather me not?
Her: No no no I enjoyed it I just thought It would be weird if one of us enjoyed it and the other didnt. Did you enjoy it? (she still wants to hear that I care about her)
Me: Yea I enjoyed it . (Keep in mind im like on the fence with whether or not I should try to get her as a fuk buddy, so im just playing along with her games).
Her: fluff talk
Me: fluff talk

Ok heres where it gets interesting.

Me: Ya know whats funny?
Her: What?
Me: I still know you like a book.
Her (getting defensive): Hahah no you dont im changed now
Me: Mhmm (as in "yea okay sure you are")
Her: (more denial that I know her like a book. Idk why she kept denying).
Me: No I still know you really well.
Her: Okay well what if I changed back? (pretty much her saying "if I change will you go back out with me? once again it just shows that she still cares about me lol)
Me: You havent changed at all. Theres nothing to change back to. (Now this is what pisses her off. Its pretty much me just saying again "you havent changed. youre still not over me. You still care about me. But im completely over you and im laughing at you right now )
Her: Im really fuking horny. I gotta go now. (this is her striking back at me. Shes trying to get me jealous by making it seem like shes gonna go have fun with her neighbor. Idk if this is true or not, but I highly doubt it simply cuz I doubted from the beginning that she was with her neighbor (i dont even know if its a guy or girl lol) and because she probably just said that to get me jealous).
Me: Hahahaha okk have fun babe (this is me throwing her comment back at her)
Her: Oh I will.

What do you guys make of all this? One thing I know for sure is that I DEFINITELY got in her head and I got her all confused hehehe. I beat her at her own game. I actually got quite a kick outta all this cuz it was just fun knowing exactly her thought process and knowing exactly what was going through her head!

 

[Jakes21]

LookS like this girl could have a *****y attitude..

 

[eaglez1177]

Yea shes like still getting over the break up....I think its also interesting how (Ive seen this in numerous posts) she was trying to figure out where she stood with me (as in if im a potential boyfriend again or not)

 

[CaptainJ]

I salute you Eaglezzz. You totally won that power battle. I expect she probably went offline to cry and sob about losing you rather than to **** anyone.

 

[eaglez1177]

I salute you Eaglezzz. You totally won that power battle. I expect she probably went offline to cry and sob about losing you rather than to **** anyone.

Ya thats exactly what I was thinking lol...its all about playing her own little game and beating her at her own game.

EDIT: I almost forgot to add this into my first post. My ex gf had a little "party" at her house on saturday (which was a total bust it turned out to be like her, a few of her friends (all gross), and like two guys (both of which im friends with). Anyways, I

Me: So how was that party you had on saturday?
Her: It was good your friend nick was there
Me: Yea he told me about it yesterday
Her: Oh what did he say?
Me: He just said how you kept asking him about why I broke up with you
Her: What!? Fuk him hes such a fuking f*ggot. I never said that sh*t. (shes denying EVERYTHING she said hahah which is pretty funny cuz she doesnt wanna admit that she still cares about me).

 

[DJDamage]

What do you guys make of all this?

Was this post really necessary?

 

[eaglez1177]

Was this post really necessary?

I was just asking for everyone's opinion to see how I handled the situation...like if theres anything I should or shouldnt have said.

 

[DJDamage]

I was just asking for everyone's opinion to see how I handled the situation...like if theres anything I should or shouldnt have said.

There was nothing that needed to be handled, you haven't proved anything by talking to your ex on facebook. It sounds to me like you have some unresolved issues with her that you went out of your way to try to gain the "upper hand" which you don't have instead of ignoring her.

Its over, move on.

 

[COD]

bottom line U DO CARE ABOUT YOUR EX................if u want her back then get her back if U want a f-buddy U gotta set the rules for exclusivity.

Sounds LIKE U both are interested, not really sure why U ARE.

My advice...........spin more plates and stop all contact............let her come to you

 

[CaptainJ]

Guys, he already said that he was interested in making her a **** buddy, so how about giving him advice on how to do so, rather than telling him to move on.

 

[eaglez1177]

bottom line U DO CARE ABOUT YOUR EX................if u want her back then get her back if U want a f-buddy U gotta set the rules for exclusivity.

Sounds LIKE U both are interested, not really sure why U ARE.

My advice...........spin more plates and stop all contact............let her come to you

Lol umm okay if thats what you want to believe...If you actually read my post you would see that I was playing along with her games, not admitting that I still care about her.

 

[Demonicale]

Lol umm okay if thats what you want to believe...If you actually read my post you would see that I was playing along with her games, not admitting that I still care about her.

OK i'll admit it, i'm in the same situation, but i can come out and stand up and say...i DO try to get the upper hand when i talk to her like you do..WHY?...

It just makes me feel better, that's all....call it malice or whatever...but atleast i'm honest about why i do it.

 

[eaglez1177]

OK i'll admit it, i'm in the same situation, but i can come out and stand up and say...i DO try to get the upper hand when i talk to her like you do..WHY?...

It just makes me feel better, that's all....call it malice or whatever...but atleast i'm honest about why i do it.

Ya well theres really nothing wrong with getting the upper hand...i mean why wouldnt you want the upper hand? I think the biggest upper hand is that I can safely and truthfully say to myself that im NOT emotionally attached to her. So as long as im not emotionally attached, I can really do and say whatever I want.

And her biggest disadvantage is that she obviously still attached heheheh

 

[TheChad-Ster]

I personally cannot see any value in reading her thoughts. I want her to worry about what I am thinking about. In the area of what is going on in her mind I would like to try to make sure it is my thoughts that are marinating inside of her pea head.

Cheers

 

[eaglez1177]

I personally cannot see any value in reading her thoughts. I want her to worry about what I am thinking about. In the area of what is going on in her mind I would like to try to make sure it is my thoughts that are marinating inside of her pea head.

Cheers

Hahahha pea head lol.

UPDATE: good news guys. I talked to her some more today, and her facebook status was "bored...no one home". I have baseball tryouts all day today, but i said to her on facebook chat "yea too bad i have baseball tryouts today otherwise i wouldve stopped by your house...so that ur not bored". Her reply: "yea im really bored...im like craving weed right now too lol"

 

[eaglez1177]

Excellent news!! Heres the latest update (this was a text convo):

Her: Ughh my butt is legit soooo sore from track I hate the first day of practice (this is actually the truth, no underlying message here)

Me: Hahaha wow maybe you shud do butt exercises to make it stronger (once again, no underlying messages and I wasnt implying anything. I was just tryin to be funny)

Now it gets fuking HOT. NOTE: When my ex gf and I were goin out, we shared a mindset where the both of us were always taking things the perverted and sexual way. Not to mention that we always admitted to each other that we're both horny for each other 24/7.

Her: Butt exercises? Maybe you should demonstrate what you mean cuz i have never heard of any (her underlying message here is that she wants pretty much wants me to give her sexual pleasure. but, im not sure if this is what she actually means, so im gonna ask her for some verification)

Me: Lol okay that can be taken in a few different ways.... (I got caught off guard by this and wasnt sure what to say. This was the best response I came up with. Its pretty much me asking for verification that shes being sexual)

Her: Hahaha well its me...so theres only one way i see things (i was soo happy and turned on when I saw this! Shes pretty much telling me to take it the horny and sexual way)

Me: Hahah good i like the way you see things im happy we think alike And im sure i can come up with some exercises.... (this is me pretty much saying that I want to fuk you. Its me returning her sexual comment with an even hotter one of my own hehe)

Her: Yeah we do think alike its pretty amazing. Yeah I will have to check them out and make sure they are good (this is her saying that she still wants the sex to be really good like it always was back when we went out. its also her agreeing to me "showing her butt exercises" aka, me fuking her)

Me: Oh dont worry ill make them veryyyyy good (this is me throwing another sexual comment at her)

Her: Hahaha i expect only the best so that should be a given mister. Im going to take a hot bath now be backkk soon (this is her saying again how when i fuk her, shes gonna expect the best just how it always was. its also her teasing me and tryin to get me horny. If she actually is taking a bath, which I think she is, shes really horny and shes prolly gonna masturbate)

Me: Okk have funnnnnn (have fun playing with yourself in the bath)

Damn this got me really fuking horny! I think a fuk buddy with my ex gf might actually be possible!! Wooohooo!

FOR THE MODS: Would one of you be able to change the title of this thread to "My quest for turning my ex gf into a fvck buddy!"

Thanks

 

[NewAndImproved]

^^^^

LOL. Thanks for spelling out the innuendo for us...

 

[eaglez1177]

Heres the latest update:

Things didnt go that great today . Im beginning to realize now that this is not going to be an easy task, and its gonna take some work.

Here is some good news though: For the second day in a row, she PURPOSELY walked by me in the hallway on the way to 6th period class (the reason why i say purposely is because by walking by me, shes walking in the complete opposite direction from where her class is. She used to do this while we were going out so that she could see me more and I could walk her to her class, which I did again today).

Aside from that, things didnt go that great. Whenever I talk to her in person, its just fuking awkward!! Idk why but it just is! And I can tell that shes kinda uncomfortable talking to me in person, which is weird because we still talk over texting the entire day. I just dont know how to get rid of the awkwardness, and i feel like im running out of things to say to her! I just dont get it, i mean how could I run out of things to talk about when we went out for over 5 months?

On top of that, in an attempt to kinda recover from the earlier awkwardness, I walked by her locker at the end of school and started talking to her again. It started out pretty good, but after a few seconds her fukin best friend came by (shes a girl) and started talking to her, and my ex focused most of her attention on her best friend. I didnt really know what to do or say, as I rarely talk to her friend. So once again, things got awkward, but I decided to walk along with them until we had to part ways (i had to go to my locker she had to get picked up by her mom).

Even worse, a few people walked in front of us right before I was gonna say goodbye, so we both got a little separated. She started walking the other way, and I decided say/mumble a "cya later" to her and she didnt answer and just kept on walking (idk if she didnt answer on purpose or if she just didnt har me)

So ya that was it for today. Im just gonna wait now and she if she texts me at all...Would anyone be able to give me some advice or help on fixing the situation?

 

[eaglez1177]

Things went A LOT better today. We've been texting all day pretty much, and here was a really interesting texting convo we had:

Me: blah (cant remember wut i said)
Her: Lol stop making me smile
Me: I like your smile. A lot.
Her: Hahaha I like your body. A lot.
Me: I like your body too. A lot.
Her: Haha i bet you do not even remember it.
Me: Hahaha nooooo trust me i remember it real well
Her: Haha you can refresh that memory anytime

I was SO happy to read that last line. The first time I saw her today was during my lunch, I was eating lunch in front of the principals office cuz I had a lunch dentention. I texted her a period before sayin how it wud suck and I wud be bored, so she said she had to go to the nurse (she had a study hall) and came and sat with me in front of the principals office the entire period.

We talked the entire time, and I think the best thing was that It wasnt as nearly as awkward as it was yesterday. I felt a lot more comfortable again, prolly cuz this time I didnt have to worry about her damn friends staring right at me thinking "wtf are you doin talking to ur ex gf?" Heres some highlights:

Her: Everyone keeps saying I painted my nails with white out but its not!
Me: (looking closer) Let me see. (I grab her hand and get some really good kino by rubbing her fingers and pretending I care about her nails hahaha)

Then when the bell rang, we got up and she started telling me about this tiny paper cut on her finger. I took it as a cue for me to kino her some more, so I took her hand once again, and held it even longer this time and I rubbed it and got some more good kino.

Aside from all that, I saw her again later between 8th and 9th period, where I got some more good kino by putting my hand on her lower back for a few seconds, and then I brought my second hand over and turned it into a playful little push.

 

[thewarrior]

Since when is "hey" spelled with two y's?

Is she seeing another dude?