AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
.......IS THE ****ING BEST
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
Yeah those losers with high post counts.Originally posted by Eternal
What type of idiot has a high post count? Geez, 1,000 is absurd! Only people with no life must have higher!
LOLOriginally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Nerd.
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
if you delete old posts people have posted on, does their post count actually decrease?Originally posted by Vincent
Yeah those losers with high post counts.
*goes off and deleted 639 old posts*
ahh all better.
Yes wanna see?Originally posted by cant think of a user name
if you delete old posts people have posted on, does their post count actually decrease?
You have over a thousand posts in less than a year?Originally posted by AFK Protector
.......IS THE ****ING BEST
I'm 1337 (l33t, leet) for all you gamers.
My life is complete. ahhhh
psss, look at his profile next time.Originally posted by Fred Da Head
You have over a thousand posts in less than a year?
I'm gonna round it up and say it's been a full year. Heck, I'll make it a leap year! *whips out his... calculator, taps some stuff, puts it back in his pants* You have 3 and 2/3 posts a day, on average.
Its ok, you can cry on my shoulder.Originally posted by AFK Protector
Here let me help you:
1343 (3.96 posts per day)
Look man, I like this site and I'm learning a lot from it. Maybe you don't need to post as much because you're so damn smart, but I do. 3.96 posts a day? I posted like a bunch of sh1t posts like this one right before I sleep.
Do I go out and live? No..no I don't ::sobs::
Hey thats my spot!!Originally posted by Vincent
Its ok, you can cry on my shoulder.
He's just a big old meanie.
I think he wouldn't mind you being a bit lower than his shoulder. Don't forget what we talked about earlier.Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
Hey thats my spot!!
Hey I got two shouldersOriginally posted by StepItUpAnotch
Hey thats my spot!!
I dont share unless it's with a female and she has to be at least a HB8Originally posted by Vincent
Hey I got two shoulders
Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Well in that caseOriginally posted by StepItUpAnotch
I dont share unless it's with a female and she has to be at least a HB8
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*Originally posted by Vincent
Well in that case
AFK, you're gonna need to find someone else to cry on.
More "exciting" opportunities
Eternal: SoSuaves virtual pimp.Originally posted by Eternal
We are still trying to get AFK and Sexy_Malibu together...But she has an issue with his age...Hmm..*Pulls out little black book of females on this site.*
*laughed so hard I fell off my chair*Originally posted by AFK Protector
oh damn I just realized it was SEXY Malibu...not STACY Malibu...hmm, where the hell did Stacy come from?
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.