My most intense day ever (Lay FR)

Nicholas Hill

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How could I not post about this?

Yesterday and today have been quite exceptional days. I want to spend more time with her than you lot at the moment so I'll keep it brief by giving you a list of stuff!

I'm sure there are quite a few of you who will be slapping me on the back and I thank you in advance. Its been great!

I'm writing this also because I would like to remember when I do a search on my posts in the future.

  • The day before yesterday: Things got quite heated. I kissed a girl (B) that I had known for about two weeks outside against a wall. It felt really good. We got stopped from doing anything because she is currently staying in mine and hers friends house and individuals kept walking in on us.
  • Every man in a car beeping his horn while driving past late at night is a pervert. We weren't exactly discreet but oh come on!
  • Took B out for a walk. We agreed to do this the day before
  • Walked her to the pub, had a drink and then got back down to making out. Took her to the park.
  • Possibly one of the most romantic moments of our lives ever: I was on a swing and she was on top of me facing the other way (so that we could see each other). I said that I could be romantic without even kissing her and she told me she wanted to be taught, so my foot swang the swing gently while we looked into each others' eyes. This lasted for a while as I held on to her.
  • Then we moved on to a park bench. The bench was alongside the road. Things got heated.
  • Every man in a car slowing down before continuing is a pervert.
  • We then walked through the park (proper park, not swings but fields and trees etc) onto the beach.
  • Had fun on the beach. Onto a bench again. Even more heated.
  • Every man with his dog sniggering while walking past is a pervert.
  • We all lost track of time and I needed to take her back home (we agreed to go slowly hence why I wouldn't take her back to my house).
  • You can probably guess we weren't the most closed couple. I'm red cheeked thinking about all those cars, walkers and teenagers who saw us passionately making out! She liked that...
  • We tried to get someone to answer the door to her but it was 2:30am and no-one did. The only alternative was to a) take her back to the student village, which is miles away, or to b) take her back to my home, which was 3 minutes walk away. You can guess which we did.
  • So, we're sitting on my double bed in this very room that I am using to type this to you. She takes off her scarf and shoes, I take off my fleece and shoes and start unbuttoning my shirt, all this after some talking.
  • I did consider not kissing her, and she knew that the moment we would kiss would equal a non-success in going "slow". We started kissing.
  • No way in HELL am I going to give you ALL the gory details!
  • No protection hence no sex (not that I could have had intercourse anyway - this being my first time I couldn't sustain hardness which, while embarrassing, I have to accept the fact of and hope that such a thing becomes easier in the future).
  • Made her moan a lot. She said it all felt amazing the next morning.
  • My arms had a good workout.
  • I didn't know girls had so many moving parts down there.
  • Slept together and woke up the next morning (today).
  • Did it all over again in the morning!
  • She showered and left after some cuddling to romantic music, thank you WinAmp!
  • Don't subscribe to threads such as "How to make her orgasm" unless you're willing to face the consequences when a girl notices the emails you get when someone responds to the thread in question.
  • I'm going to see this cute woman again very soon, in a matter of hours. I'm cooking food for the people in the house she is currently staying.
  • I FEEL TOTALLY AMAZING!

There we go! Success!

Nick
 

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You don't have sex without protection? Hmm sucks for you. I never use condoms... All girls here use the pill anyways.

Ye I had something simular some weeks ago....

A girl I know asked if I wanted to go with her and her friend to a party with some other girls... Well I hooked up with those two at my friends house (I used to have sex with her) and they were chatting about some boy they know and this new girl really wanted him... Well onwards that evening I was really rude to her, giving her lots of flirting eyes and generally not being very nice... So later on the evening she just jumps on me and kisses me (the other guy she had been interested in for a month got DUMPED ez)... So us 3 (me and the two gals) went home, shared a bed... Then 2 days later it was a party again and I again shared bed with the new girl... We were kissing etc and suddenly she just rips of her g-string and puts her hand into my pants and about 10 seconds later she is on top riding me like never before. I've never come so good in my life up until that moment. So we've continued that but now we've stopped, there's been a lot of *****ing between us about emotions and ****. So now I'm just coldfronting her but being nice at the same time.

They were nagging like hell earlier today for me to come visit them expecting me to do so. They even offered to drive and pick me up... I just said nah, you know where I live. Which returned some nice **** YOU messages =) I don't really care so I'll just wait and see what they do. They both care dearly for me so it's cool... Later this evening I'm going on a walk with one of the girls that lives next door (she has a BF though but i'm working on that. We've been out dancing etc and we went as far as you can without being unfaithful so it's cool that too).

If this was last year my head would be completely ****ed up with fear now.
 

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Originally posted by Nicholas Hill
  • Don't subscribe to threads such as "How to make her orgasm" unless you're willing to face the consequences when a girl notices the emails you get when someone responds to the thread in question.

I didn't know girls had so many moving parts down there

There we go! Success!

Nick
Haha, Nick. So you did like the How To Make Her Orgasm post! Congrats on a mission welldone... and yeah, women have a surprising number of "moving parts down there." Anyway, you kept screaming you couldn't keep a girlfriend, what's this? I think you got yourself a contender for the spot here. Anyway, enjoy.

Cheers,
MVPlaya
 

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you have protection this time?
 

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You don't have sex without protection? Hmm sucks for you. I never use condoms... All girls here use the pill anyways.
Yeah and everyone knows the pill stops ghonerria, syphillis, genital warts and HIV. RIGHT?

:rolleyes:
 

Kineti[C]harm

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HIV is practically nonexistant in my country same with most other STDs except clamydia there are some of.
 

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Congratulations, dude - what a great effort to remain the maintainer of the DJ Bible
 

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Way to go Nick!

Glad everything worked out cool...

Good call on the condom thing. I had a similar experience last night, and ended up getting her off and NOT having sex. It didn't really bother me, plus it'll make her want it MORE tomorrow :) he he.

Key to sexual satisfaction is to get the girl WANTING it. Getting her off twice, will DEFINITLY get her wanting it...good job!

Looking forward to hearing how the rest of this goes. Keep us updated.

P.S. MVPlaya:

You were spot on with the "How to make her Orgasm" post...just wondering why the moderators consider "cIit" as "foul language...hmmm....let's see..."****"

Yup...just a bunch of stars

yet "****oris" is okay?

...wierd...



Good post though.
 

Nicholas Hill

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Re: Re: My most intense day ever (Lay FR)

Originally posted by GigaloDJ
So wait, did you or did you not fvck her?
As I since informed you on the chat channel:

[19:01] <GigaloDJ> yo nick i read your lay report
[19:01] <GigaloDJ> did you fvck her?
[19:01] <HotIce> :/
[19:01] <NicholasHill> no
[19:02] <GigaloDJ> then how is that a lay report?!!
[19:02] <NicholasHill> but we've planned to go do it soon
[19:02] <GigaloDJ> thats good to hear
[19:02] <GigaloDJ> use protection
 

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you are embarrased about gettin wood while making out with a hot girl? dont be... they like when you are excited.
 

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Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
HIV is practically nonexistant in my country same with most other STDs except clamydia there are some of.
You are an idiot.
 

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Great job Nich...Funny how things can turn for the better, huh? On a final note...Use a wrapper before you tap her.
 

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Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
HIV is practically nonexistant in my country same with most other STDs except clamydia there are some of.
What country are you from?
 

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Dude..i'm verry proud of you...you did every thing almost perfectly (no such thing as perfect btw) and ways..Good job on USING the right head when not ****ing her cuz you didn't have a condom...lotsa guys get STD's cuz they don't think like you..Again..good job man
 

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Well done, however one quick thing, you say that you dont want to spend time here because you want to spend time with her. Fair enough..........however you are VERY infatuated. Try not to be a chump and spend heaps of time with her, remember you have your life also.

Good luck!
 

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Good effort!

However I still feel the need to do this...
<Smacks Nick upside the head for forgetting to pack a trojan>
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediot!

Okay , I'm over it.:cool:
 

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Hasn't Nick here previously stated he wants to stay a virgin until marriage? Am I wrong or have you changed your mind or are you not actually planning to tap this girl?
 

MVPlaya

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Guys, just wondering... am I the only one in here who has a Trojan on him all the time (in my wallet on the secret inside pocket)?

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By the way, Nick. Now UNOWHO can't b*tch at you for rejecting the article because you have a V-Card... considering that you have "evaluated" similar material. However, don't worry about getting wood during sex... and make sure you have your Trojan man on you at all times.
 

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