My friend.. WTF!

[Hunterchilla]

wierd but good night I think maybe it is to good to be true what MAY HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE FOR ME. Anyway
who ever read my lasts couple of posts already knows that ive been in MIA 2 weeks so far, clubbing like crazy and ive gotten a bunch of numbers, who never called me back, or met up with me, and then I made out with ONE GIRL who was a HB4 AT MOST, and to sum it up, not one of my most succesful months....

anyway I was at a resteraunt with my dad and the hostess is friends with my dad, shes about 22, and she says to my dad when he was going to the bathroom. " why dont you introduce me to your son " so anyway we introduce and I tell her im going to NICKY MARINA ( a club/lounge ) at night and she could come.

Anyway she said she would she gives me her number I call her and she said shes on her way but she never comes.

Anyway my friend Allan was telling me how he knows her, and she is the biggest SLUT, and shes an alcoholic who parties like everynight.

ok so anyway that night I went to nicky marina tons of hot girls, but MUCH MORE GUYS and it was very intimating for me, being it was a 25-30 y/o crowd, im 20, and im not really a experienced club go'er. Anyway we went to another club and basically ended the night by my self again.

However!!! today me and my friend had nothing to do, so we decided to go play pool and hopefully their would be some chicks at the pool hall, on the way their I saw Samantha ( the chick who was supposed to meet me at nicky marina ) and she was COMPLETELY WASTED, and she was on the shoulder of some big ugly fat guy. she was slurring and telling me she bought bottle service once she got to nicky marina that night, and that she texted me like 10 times but i never replied.

( which was bull **** )
anyway her friend... probably a HB6-7 was drunk also and ALL OF THIS WAS IN THE PARKING LOT. she was saying hey samantha whos your friend hes cute, and i said HEY IM ANDREW whats your name. So then she was talking really quikly.. and openly cuz she was drunk and she kept saying how cute i was then she said let me see your stomach!!

and im like uhh no... and she says common are you one of those shy guys, and im like... " no fine here " and i show her my six pack and she says " WOW UR HOT, do you think im fat? i mean your so fit u probably think im fat? " so i say no you have a nice body, " really i think im fat, i know u think im fat "

so i say " no u have a nice body, ( she turns around and shows me her ass ) u got a nice body, with the right proportions!

then she pops out RANDOMELY and says well would u **** me?
so i nervously say... yeah sure.

then she says AT LEAST YOUR HONEST!! and then she comments again how cute I am, then I say well where are you going now, she said well i have to drive my friend samantha home, and I said ok, lemme get your number. And she gave it to me!!

Ok so one last thing that COULD **** ME UP
I dont know what the **** was my friends problem maybe he was pissed that it didnt happen to him, but as we were driving out in our car, we see her, and he says to her why dont u later come by and hang out with Andrew(me) and chill for a little bit. Then she says " Hes only staying in MIAMI for 2 weeks ITS NOT LIKE IM GOING TO **** HIM.

and my friend kept insisting and making it extremely awkward for me... and she kept denying to the point where it sounded like offensive... i dunno cant EXPLAIN!!

then i was tellin my friend yo dude chilll... shut the fuk up...

and he asks her again almost annoyingly comon u can chill with Andrew tonight hes leaving soon. ( MAJOR **** BLOCK!!! )

then i was dude WHAT THE ****, and i yell out the car, its ok ill call u tomorrow. And then she says to ALLAN after he keeps going on and on " he has my number he will call me ". and then we drive away.

My friend said he was just tryin to help me.. but he was bein a MAJOR COK BLOCK WTF and it pissed me off. but overrall if this girl wasnt just DRUNK and she really did like me then it is going to be awesome. Im going to TEXT MSG HER TOMORROW and see if shes down to chill if not then MOST PROBABLY this long vacation in MIA was a

sexual disaster.

other then that im having a great time, but I cant help making SEX, a huge part of it because i am extremely horny.

 

[Guitarist26]

That was possibly the longest, most boring, and most hard-to-follow story EVER.

 

[Hunterchilla]

lol my bad!

well i not only use this forum to get advice, and maybe help some people with my tips, but i also use it to express my self and get things out. More therapeutical kinda thing for my self u kno?

 

[Dante1a]

Lol..I think that you must be doing fine getting numbers, but from your story it sounds like you are doing a few things wrong for the longer game. Maybe even from the get go of meeting a girl.

With the girl whose body you were complimenting..she won't f*** you because you have told her you want to have sex with her. NEVER DO THAT! LOL.

Here's an example from recent history: I meet this girl who pulls me aside because she is responding to how I was dressed. Now this girl is very attractive and is surrounded by guys standing there stupidly, holding their drinks and not saying anything. This is the girl that every man who meets her is kissing her hand, complimenting her. She was very sexy.

I first notice her when she waves me over and grabs my hat "Let me show you a sexy way to put this on."

She takes it, I take her hand and pull her out of her chair, grab her hat, put it on my head and sit in her bar stool. Now she's "performing" for me. That's immediately a qualifying move.
I start critiquing her on her performance. Then she tells me what she wants to be invovled in "music PR"..so I make her "audition" for me. By this time all of the guys have wandered off.

Needless to say, she pays attention to nobody but me for the rest of the night.

Another technique that I've found useful personally is building connection and then stepping up negging.
Give them this great connection and then have them start wondering "Did he suddenly just lose interest in me? Oh no, cause now I'm really starting to like him!"

So anyway, she asked me if I was going to kiss her hand.

My response (take notes!): That hand is getting a lot of traffic tonight..I think I'll spare myself the indignity.

Then she asked "Will you dedicate a song to me?"

Me: You don't get song dedications yet. Buy me a few drinks and then we'll talk about it.

Also, and I'll go into this more later, a great way to use kino without seeming like you're touching her just for sexual reasons are these..

As your leaving, tell her you two need a secret handshake. Make it really long and drawn out, with your hands caressing each other. If she's into you, this will work well.
Also: Thumb wars (make sure you let her win one, and then challenge her for a rematch.)

Also: Learn some self defense techniques (especially aggressive ones) and tell her "Okay, I'm going to show you how to kick ass." Then guide her through certian techniques * touching of course and whispering in her ear* then have her "slowly" do it to you. She will of course f*** it up, but she'll get really physically playful.

Girls love the indirect arousal method. Romance novels are full of it. "We are talking about this, but we really want to f*** each other" or "He's teaching her to fight, but is finding himself inexplicably attracted to her.." Give a girl that part of life that is missing. Thats sexual tension.

Doing things like that make you an interesting person she will want to talk to more. If you intrigue her and offer a side to life that she is interested in but doesn't have IN her life, then she will return your calls. If a girl doesn't call you or stands you up, next time she sees you either act like something came up and you left and had a great time or that you're too busy for her. She'll regret doing it.

Also, learn some odd, esoteric things like indepth astrology, palm reading, etc...it doesn't always need to be used, but it's useful.

Massive post for a little answer: Be an intriguing guy (as opposed to a nice guy or cute guy) AND THEN a challenge and you'll have them all calling you back.

And P.S. : Tell your friend to cool it or you'll kick slap him in front of the next girl he likes. lol

THE TARGETS THAT LOOK EASY ARE THE DANGEROUS ONES...REMEMBER JAMES BOND!! lol

 

[SAYNO]

Also lose the "friend" he sounds like a major **** blocker!


Sayno'