My balls....literally

JohnChops

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No idea why this happened last night but my girlfriend has been giving me head for the past two nights because its that time of the month for her.

So I usually don't *** from head but it feelsngood anyway. So last night she was giving me head and then a few hours later my balls were bigger than normal and hurt like a mother****er. It felt like I had to piss but couldn't piss. I jerked off and felt better after that the pain in my balls went away.

Wtf has this happened to anyone else? I feel like maybe I was backed up? It almost felt like blue nuggets
 

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Do you really need an explanation? I smell a troll. But looking back at your other posts, it seems you're for real.
 

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speed dawg said:
Do you really need an explanation? I smell a troll. But looking back at your other posts, it seems you're for real.
Ahaha yeah I'm not trolling man. I got scared, it hurt pretty damn bad. Never had pain like that before down there.
 

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RiceandChicken said:
Blue balls...
yup - literally.

Had this before from an utter cawk - tease, its quite literally your balls getting ready to bust, then not getting the release but they were so sure it was gonna happen that they called to make more juice, and then there was too much. and it hurt.
 

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get ready to give up a **** with your balls getting bulger
literally its like drinking a sok
 

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its jin.
Basicaly sexual energy that emnates from ur balls.it builds up overtime and unfortunately the ignorant will fap to drain it.
U shud store it in ur hara,and use it for lifting...
I talked too much.
 
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