Ok, after reading Papa's FRs I realized that nobody really posts FRs on here that often. So maybe it's my turn to contribute. There is nothing ****y/funny, alpha, Ross/Mystery mind-fvck about this. Just me wandering around the club having a good time.
On Saturday, for my friend Ed's 23 birthday we went to Atlantic City. In Atlantic City, for those of you who don't know, there is a boardwalk that is about 3 miles long that lines the coast. On the boardwalk there are bunch of nightclubs, and casinos. I love the AC nightlife.
There were only a few people on the dancefloor because it was early. One of those people was this little, tiny, chinese old man - wearing a glitter purple button down shirt. He was dancing by himself and cracking people up. I went to the bar. There were 2 girls standing there watching him and laughing. I made eye contact and said:
Me: "Listen, I know you want to do him, but you really shouldn't make it that obvious."
Her: I think YOU want to do him
Me: Yeah, well so what, he's hot. Hey I'll give you 5 bucks to start grinding your shyt up on him.
Her: I'm trying to get my friend here to do it for $10.
This went on for a few minutes but I ejected because she made a weird face when she was laughing that really turned me off. I introduced myself and shook her hand though before I left incase I got drunk enough later to find her hot and wanted to hook it up.
The 4 of us were sitting on the bench just crowd watching. There was a cute girl, Kate, standing in front of us dancing with her friend, but not on the dancefloor. My friend pointed her out to me and I agreed she was hot. I got up, and blatently bent over and shook and rubbed my ass into her while I was dancing. She stopped dancing and just laughed. I said:
Me: "Hey what's up? I promised myself I'd talk to you and apparently the only thing I could come up with to break the ice was to shake my goofy ass in your face."
Her: "haha....ok, that sounds good."
Me: "You're intimidating, what can I say?"
Her: "What? Aww stop that!"
Me: "Lets go dance on the dancefloor"
Her: "Ok but I have to go to the bathroom first"
Me: "So do I, we can meet back here in a few minutes."
Her: "Well lets go use the one down stairs (in the casino) because it's less crowded"
So I took her hand and we went downstairs to the casino together. We exchanged names and I found out that she lives close to me. We went back upstairs and danced, and got some drinks. I wound up getting her outside, on the beach. It was COLD out there. Maybe in the low 50's. There was a bum sitting on the boardwalk. I asked him if I should jump in the ocean. He said that I should, but for $20 bucks. So my friend said he'd give me $15 to jump in.
I took off my clubbing clothes, just had my boxer briefs on; and ran into the ocean like an ass. It had to have been in the 40's or 50's. I went in to my chest and ran back out. Got my $15, give $5 of it to the bum, got dressed, and we went back into the club. Kate just laughed her ass off and helped me get dressed.
We all went back inside and I would up making out with Kate on the dancefloor. She said she had to leave about an hour later. I walked her out and said goodbye. She was over my house last night where I cooked dinner. There, that is my field report. It was as AFC as it gets, I had a great time, and still managed getting laid 2 days later.
On Saturday, for my friend Ed's 23 birthday we went to Atlantic City. In Atlantic City, for those of you who don't know, there is a boardwalk that is about 3 miles long that lines the coast. On the boardwalk there are bunch of nightclubs, and casinos. I love the AC nightlife.
There were only a few people on the dancefloor because it was early. One of those people was this little, tiny, chinese old man - wearing a glitter purple button down shirt. He was dancing by himself and cracking people up. I went to the bar. There were 2 girls standing there watching him and laughing. I made eye contact and said:
Me: "Listen, I know you want to do him, but you really shouldn't make it that obvious."
Her: I think YOU want to do him
Me: Yeah, well so what, he's hot. Hey I'll give you 5 bucks to start grinding your shyt up on him.
Her: I'm trying to get my friend here to do it for $10.
This went on for a few minutes but I ejected because she made a weird face when she was laughing that really turned me off. I introduced myself and shook her hand though before I left incase I got drunk enough later to find her hot and wanted to hook it up.
The 4 of us were sitting on the bench just crowd watching. There was a cute girl, Kate, standing in front of us dancing with her friend, but not on the dancefloor. My friend pointed her out to me and I agreed she was hot. I got up, and blatently bent over and shook and rubbed my ass into her while I was dancing. She stopped dancing and just laughed. I said:
Me: "Hey what's up? I promised myself I'd talk to you and apparently the only thing I could come up with to break the ice was to shake my goofy ass in your face."
Her: "haha....ok, that sounds good."
Me: "You're intimidating, what can I say?"
Her: "What? Aww stop that!"
Me: "Lets go dance on the dancefloor"
Her: "Ok but I have to go to the bathroom first"
Me: "So do I, we can meet back here in a few minutes."
Her: "Well lets go use the one down stairs (in the casino) because it's less crowded"
So I took her hand and we went downstairs to the casino together. We exchanged names and I found out that she lives close to me. We went back upstairs and danced, and got some drinks. I wound up getting her outside, on the beach. It was COLD out there. Maybe in the low 50's. There was a bum sitting on the boardwalk. I asked him if I should jump in the ocean. He said that I should, but for $20 bucks. So my friend said he'd give me $15 to jump in.
I took off my clubbing clothes, just had my boxer briefs on; and ran into the ocean like an ass. It had to have been in the 40's or 50's. I went in to my chest and ran back out. Got my $15, give $5 of it to the bum, got dressed, and we went back into the club. Kate just laughed her ass off and helped me get dressed.
We all went back inside and I would up making out with Kate on the dancefloor. She said she had to leave about an hour later. I walked her out and said goodbye. She was over my house last night where I cooked dinner. There, that is my field report. It was as AFC as it gets, I had a great time, and still managed getting laid 2 days later.
LOL...
