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Vulture

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After going to the mall with my gf, and seeing how every single girl in the dressing room was worried about how they looked.

They all kinds of shapes and sizes, but honestly, how are they supposed to look? Certainly, the clothes won't make you look THAT much better anyway.

Why not sculpt your body first, then worry about accesorizing it with clothes.

My idea:

1) Have a Fitness Center in the mall.

2) (this one is getting real high-tech) To get into a story you need to do a certain amount of exercise for the doors to open. Ex. You need to do 3 chin-ups for the doors to open.



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Originally posted by Paintballguy
The Golds Gym I go to is located in the mall.
Wow. Never seen that.

But what I have read is that in future some corporation are planning to make your apartment and your office as a single unit.
Most of us are in work slavery anyway: buy a house, start paying a mortgage and you are almost in a slavery: you fear you lose your job/house/wife as you fear you lose your life.
 

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Originally posted by Vulture


2) (this one is getting real high-tech) To get into a story you need to do a certain amount of exercise for the doors to open. Ex. You need to do 3 chin-ups for the doors to open.

sounds like a hell of a nice way for a store to go out of business. By forcing people to do chin-ups before they can shop, you automatically eliminate a considerable portion of your customer base.

Sure, fat chicks don't look good in tight clothes, but if it's my store, and they want to buy and their money's good, who seriously gives a fvck?

Also, what if there's a fire and people are trapped inside b/c the complex door mechanism was damaged?
 

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Originally posted by al77
Wow. Never seen that.

Its pretty awesome... It went in there because of Macy's going out of business and there was an open area.
 

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Youre cool.
 
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I'm gonna back you up on the gym in the mall idea. Here in Canada I've never seen a gym in a mall.
 
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