Mouth, Puss, or @ss..

Bumsniff

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If you could only pick ONE hole to fvck on a hot girl which would it be and why? Mouth, Puss or @ss.

I'd pick @ss. I could blow my load raw in her tight @ss and not worry about knocking her up.
 

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***** all the way. Come on guys, it's *****.

I'm pretty confident that I am the biggest ass man on the board. I could talk about ass all day, the different shapes and sizes and textures (soft, medium, firm, etc) but ironically I have no intention of doing anal. In a way though it's kind of hot. What better way to display your dominance than to **** her in all 3 holes. You've completely dominated her body at that point, and I guess that's rewarding, but anal as a stand alone is not very intruiging to me.

I'll stick with the pink stuff.
 

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I love the puzzay :)

I am not really into blow jobs tbh. Most girls are sh1t at it, they just lick it like a lollipop. There are a few girls though who can suck a d1ck deep throat like she has no gag reflex at all. Those bj's I'm totally into, but girls rarely have the skills to impress me.

And anal is kinda dirty. I don't like getting sh1t on my d1ck. I make the chick do an enema before I'll fcuk her in the ass, and its just a bit of a fcuk around for me.
 
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I really really appreciate a BJ...

But puss all the way...
 

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Best use I ever had for a$$ was with a girl I was dating many moons ago. When I was about to bust I could just pop it in her a$$ and it didn't even hurt for her. Any other girl I have known usually lets out a sharp yelp any time I try that, lol. A$$ just gets your tool dirty, gross is gross mann...
 

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I was friends with a guy who had a really skinny pecker. Well, like, I never saw it, but he used to tell me that it was thin so I just took his word for it.

Anyway, he used to say that anal was waaay superior to any other type of sex and it was just awesome, and I was like "oh, er... ok?"

And he would be like *"yeah the really tight band of pressure from the sphincter just feels amazing around you d1ck".
 

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If she knows what she's doing, mouth.

If not, puss.

I have never done @ss. So I don't know if I'll like it or not. Not too many chicks I know are open to that.
 

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I'm actually not a big fan of anal. Tried it before, just wasn't my thing.

I always appreciate a solid BJ, but you can't go wrong with the puss.
 

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a skilled ******* tops all in my opinion, I was ****ing a pretty tight ***** recently (before I went and got mind****ed in Vegas) and it felt good, but I didn't ***...however a great BJ puts me over in 10 min easy.
 

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I've done anal exactly one time. It was....decent but nothing compared to pvssy. A BJ is nice when I'm feeling lazy.

























I prefer hand jobs...
 

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Anal is stupid if you don't cvm within about the first minute.

I once fvcked this drunk b!tch, and I guess she got a lot of air in her pvssy, because she passed out on her back with her knees in the air as soon as I got up, and then she let out a gigantic queef and spewed a huge mist of j!zz into the air like a backyard garden fountain. It was a tiny dorm room, and that sh!t went everywhere. It was on her books, her laptop, her wall posters, plus of course her bed and the floor. Then I left. The next time I saw that room, there was no trace of any mess, and she never said a word about it.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Anal is stupid if you don't cvm within about the first minute.

I once fvcked this drunk b!tch, and I guess she got a lot of air in her pvssy, because she passed out on her back with her knees in the air as soon as I got up, and then she let out a gigantic queef and spewed a huge mist of j!zz into the air like a backyard garden fountain. It was a tiny dorm room, and that sh!t went everywhere. It was on her books, her laptop, her wall posters, plus of course her bed and the floor. Then I left. The next time I saw that room, there was no trace of any mess, and she never said a word about it.

..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 

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Pvssy, no doubt about it.

Bl0wj0bs are a toss up, some women are amazing at it and some are terrible.

Not a fan of anal, I really don't like getting sh!t on my d!ck.
 
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Gotta say I'm surprised that the general consensus ranks anal third since it always seems guys are always trying to get it, but I'm in agreement as well.

My best orgasm ever was having sex with a girl in a basement. The best **** was better than the best head I have ever gotten so for me it goes like

1. Puss
2. Mouth
3. Butt
 

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Only reason I mentioned up her @ss is because at least you can blow your load and definately not worry about getting her pregnant. Otherwise puss is 1st choice. BJ's don't do anything for me....unless she sucks her cheeks in, no teeth and keeps her mouth wet.
 

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all about the a$$, unless she has a tight little puss or gives amazing head. Mostly cuz I can blow my loan in her and not worry about preggo's and that **** is tight
 

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Can she still suck balls? And technically her sliding her mouth up and down the shaft like corn on the cob isn't ****ing her in the mouth.
 
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