Most obvious come-on that was NOT missed

[DJnoob]

I used to work at a coffeee shop.

This co worker of mine comes to buy coffee with her friend.

I finish making her drink then I asked her "wheres my tip" with a smile

She goes "why dont you come over to my house and Ill give you your tip"

Me: "see you there at 9"

 

[Julian]

Dude if you are gonna start a thread like this you gotta share an experience first you trick ass sucka!

 

[Desdinova]

Lets gooo

I prefer to gooo with my woman.

 

[oda]

today actually:

her: oh please you couldnt show me any new tricks my past 15 ****s haven't
me: 15?!? [astonished disgusted look]
her: yeah 15
me: thats a lot
her: you could be the next one