Moral dilemna

[Matt Rogers]

There is this girl I quite like who and we have these very flirty conversations. The problem is my friend who is my flatmate fancies her and got turned down by her, and my female friend who is also my flatmate is her best friend and would get upset if I asked her out as I have a bit of a bad reputation as I hit on girls a lot. Usually this would not bother me, but if I made a move and either of them found out then my two friends would be most angry with me and it would make living with them very awkward.

This is further complicated by the fact that the girl I quite like knows all about my one-itis with another girl and I wouldn't want her to think she is just a rebound or a cheap substitute.

How is the best way to approach this situation?

 

[S0LID]

Go for it, I wouldn't live in regret. I'd be the angry one if I was you, being labled like that. With the oneitis thing, I'd be more worried about her thinking your a clingy, obsessive nerd!

Peronaly I'd do a quick 3 week plan of manipulation. Get her to think you have moved on by telling her about some other "stunning" girl you met in a club, but you didnt get her number. Be all, "they come, they go" to her.

Run her through a few perfect night in, and cuddle routines.

Then say you saw a old female friend the other day who used to be realy "beutiful", but now she has piled on the pounds and looks terrible. Say, "girls put on weight easy". Ask her "how hard would it be for you to pile on the lbs?". she replies blah blah blah blah. You then say "awwww i'd still fancy you if you were fat".

The she will fall hard for you UNLESS there is zero attraction at the start.

 

[Matt Rogers]

Yes that sounds like a plan. I am going to subtely let her know that I am going out and hitting on girls and she will start to wonder why I haven't hit on her. I did it this evening...she was asking me how my shopping at tesco went and i told her there was a pretty new check out girl called Ashleigh who I was chatting to, and she teased me about hitting on checkout girls, and I said "I can't help it, I cannot resist a pretty girl" and she said "but u can resist me" so I think there is a bit of a spark there. She seems to respond really well to ****y and funny and is very good at banter.

I am going to spend the next few weeks hitting on girls and going out to parties and letting my flatmates tell her about my antics (they talk about my womanising a lot), and then I will use that line about the fat girls on her.

 

[S0LID]

Awesome man, Ive only tested it once and it worked perfect. keep me updated.

 

[aBAzLLnA]

Ask her "how hard would it be for you to pile on the lbs?". she replies blah blah blah blah. You then say "awwww i'd still fancy you if you were fat".

Haha, it'll only work in the right situation and mood. You say something like that when you're both eating hotdogs at some diner and it'll come off caustic and meaningess. Say something like that in a "romantic" setting, and it'll work like a charm.

Just be careful when you start using "cheesy" lines like that. It's like the force, there's a dark side and a light side.

 

[S0LID]

MSN is a good place of saying it if ya wanna be safe