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Senior Don Juan
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As grown men in Western society, we don't have many of these, but I will give you a recent experience of mine, and would love to hear yours.
I entered a port-a-potty a few weeks ago and immediately had spider webs in my face. I think you all know the feeling of walking into a spider's web. Cringe.
After wiping the silky webbing off my face and surveying the sh1t unit, I commenced my morning, post-coffee urination.
Mid-stream, a warm drop of dew - which had accumulated on the ceiling overnight - fell from its resting place and landed on my bald head.
If the subsequent flailing had been caught on video, I'd be a household name.
I entered a port-a-potty a few weeks ago and immediately had spider webs in my face. I think you all know the feeling of walking into a spider's web. Cringe.
After wiping the silky webbing off my face and surveying the sh1t unit, I commenced my morning, post-coffee urination.
Mid-stream, a warm drop of dew - which had accumulated on the ceiling overnight - fell from its resting place and landed on my bald head.
If the subsequent flailing had been caught on video, I'd be a household name.