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So I boned a chick 18 years older than me last night.

Wrong? Probably. But I'm pretty proud of myself for scratching that off of the list.
 

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So I boned a chick 18 years older than me last night.

Wrong? Probably. But I'm pretty proud of myself for scratching that off of the list.
How was it?

How old was she?

Older women aged 35-50 who still look good are THE SEXIEST!!
 

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So I boned a chick 18 years older than me last night..
Dude, wipe off your lip; you have a MILF moustache. :p
 

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She's just under 40 and hot!

Talk about amazing sex too! I'm serious, you guys need to get ya'll hands on one of these. They will rock your world. I didn't believe it until now.

Sexual prime boys, sexual prime...
 

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MILF will do a body good!! ;)

I speaketh from experience!
 

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Sexual prime boys, sexual prime...
BTW....I have a bridge I'm selling......
 

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Suicide said:
She's just under 40 and hot!

Talk about amazing sex too! I'm serious, you guys need to get ya'll hands on one of these. They will rock your world. I didn't believe it until now.

Sexual prime boys, sexual prime...
Did you meet her at a bar?

At the hotel this past weekend there were multiple high school reunions. Some of these 38 year old and 48 year old Cougars were sexy as hell and I could'nt wait to get home and wank it...haha.
 

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mahon83050 said:
Did you meet her at a bar?

At the hotel this past weekend there were multiple high school reunions. .
Tons of HOT MILFS in hotel bars.

mahon83050 said:
Some of these 38 year old and 48 year old Cougars were sexy as hell and I could'nt wait to get home and wank it...haha.
Hahahaha.
 

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mahon83050 said:
Did you meet her at a bar?

At the hotel this past weekend there were multiple high school reunions. Some of these 38 year old and 48 year old Cougars were sexy as hell and I could'nt wait to get home and wank it...haha.
Nah...I did see a hot GILF at a bar the other night, though. I should have told her about my AARP discount.
 

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Nah...I did see a hot GILF at a bar the other night, though. I should have told her about my AARP discount.
Now it's a GILF??? What's next, a DWILF???!! :eek:
 

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Some of the best sex I've had was with a chick probably pushing 60 :eek:
:whistle: I love it when the confessions start rollin', they get more and more bold until someone pipes in and goes way over the line. :D
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Now it's a GILF??? What's next, a DWILF???!! :eek:
What can I say? At least the GILF would be able to show me a few things in bed...mmm, wisdom. Then she can regale me with stories from the roaring 20's.
 

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