How was it?Suicide said:So I boned a chick 18 years older than me last night.
Wrong? Probably. But I'm pretty proud of myself for scratching that off of the list.
Dude, wipe off your lip; you have a MILF moustache.Suicide said:So I boned a chick 18 years older than me last night..
BTW....I have a bridge I'm selling......Suicide said:Sexual prime boys, sexual prime...
Did you meet her at a bar?Suicide said:She's just under 40 and hot!
Talk about amazing sex too! I'm serious, you guys need to get ya'll hands on one of these. They will rock your world. I didn't believe it until now.
Sexual prime boys, sexual prime...
Hey, we were all 18 once...STR8UP said:BTW....I have a bridge I'm selling......
Tons of HOT MILFS in hotel bars.mahon83050 said:Did you meet her at a bar?
At the hotel this past weekend there were multiple high school reunions. .
Hahahaha.mahon83050 said:Some of these 38 year old and 48 year old Cougars were sexy as hell and I could'nt wait to get home and wank it...haha.
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Nah...I did see a hot GILF at a bar the other night, though. I should have told her about my AARP discount.mahon83050 said:Did you meet her at a bar?
At the hotel this past weekend there were multiple high school reunions. Some of these 38 year old and 48 year old Cougars were sexy as hell and I could'nt wait to get home and wank it...haha.
Now it's a GILF??? What's next, a DWILF???!!Suicide said:Nah...I did see a hot GILF at a bar the other night, though. I should have told her about my AARP discount.
I love it when the confessions start rollin', they get more and more bold until someone pipes in and goes way over the line.Bible_Belt said:Some of the best sex I've had was with a chick probably pushing 60
What can I say? At least the GILF would be able to show me a few things in bed...mmm, wisdom. Then she can regale me with stories from the roaring 20's.Francisco d'Anconia said:Now it's a GILF??? What's next, a DWILF???!!
It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.
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That's pretty disgustingBible_Belt said:Some of the best sex I've had was with a chick probably pushing 60
Suicide said:She's just under 40 and hot!