What you forgot about us? No, of course I won't hurt you it's just you know the Leeds boys always tear it up. What? You want to come join us? Sure thing, we welcome all comers... So dig this, we had an awesome night in Headingly last night. There were aliens, and flamgingo's and elephants.
Harlequin hits me up with a txt, he's been sicker than pigeons with rabies, he was literally frothing at the beak to get back out there and do what we do best. Driving over we catch up, the dude has become a best friend in no time at all, I've made so many genuine friends through CarpePM its nuts, like deez nuts... He tells me we're heading to the Royal Oak in Headingly where girls like to give head in dee? Or something. Anyhoo, the place was RAMMED with HB's and before long H was working the room like only he can.
We're entertaining people, and its fun, and easy. Uni girls have little if no shield. Harlequin opens HBtall 8.5 with a great line I can't remember it, it was something about being cheeky. She loved it and bounced off to find her friends with a big smile on her face. NextGen joins us and is looking like a tired but happy gorilla. The guy is such a natural at holding conversation its immense, great guy. I catch him busting on a very hot blonde with a SWEET ass and she's loving it. We social proof him and move on, I leave him with "oh and before we disappear don't forget to close", the girl was clueless.
Me and H bounce outside like bouncy balls with a huge smile and open a 3 set. All quite cute but one girl in particular, H's target had super sweet eyes. She was all over him, I can't remember the convo too well, but there was a lot of laughter. H used the 7 years bad sex thing that was in general techniques and it went down well too. NextGen comes back to us and he's closed the verrrrrrrrry hot blonde, way to go buddyo.
The staff are ushering us out which causes some banter, but leaves a lot of people standing by the entrance. Large gatherings of people with no music are ideal. I see these eyes in the distance and think "holy crap", and find myself half turning away by instinct so my body is at 90 degrees. We're saying our goodbyes to NextGen who with a successful close now has to get back to uni work, poor guy. I FEEL YOUR PAIN MAN. We're a TEAM, I'll BLEED FOR YOU MAN... GO TEAM... WOOOOO... *ahem*
Incy wincy spider, ran up the water spout. Along came the HB and washed the AFC out
The two set including the girl who's eyes I'd noticed from a distance opens us with "do you guys know where the taxis are?" i replied "no clue, what are taxis?" I said "who needs them I drive, and threw a few hoops like "you can sit in a car without wrecking the back seat right? Oh and you're gonna have to listen to heavy rock music all the way
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Talking to these girls was fun, they had great personality, and were actually entertaining me which is rare within minutes of meeting attractive women. No shield... wonderful. We drop them off and I got the number I wanted and them promising to be at our BBQ saturday... perfic. Time to head to Hi-Fi. Harlequin is like in queue entertainment, the guy singing with the guitar couldn't compete, poor fella. We head inside, and Harlequin is closing like a mad man, I know he's been ill but man is he making up for it. I get a txt from the girl who's eyes had hypnotized me an hour or so earlier and life is good
I had to bail, so after some man food at Kadas Harlequin heads back to a girl in HiFi to no doubt do some very naughty things later that evening. What a night, to say I was gonna hit a local bar or stay in. Heading out with the Quinja's is ALWAYS the better option.
Harlequin hits me up with a txt, he's been sicker than pigeons with rabies, he was literally frothing at the beak to get back out there and do what we do best. Driving over we catch up, the dude has become a best friend in no time at all, I've made so many genuine friends through CarpePM its nuts, like deez nuts... He tells me we're heading to the Royal Oak in Headingly where girls like to give head in dee? Or something. Anyhoo, the place was RAMMED with HB's and before long H was working the room like only he can.
We're entertaining people, and its fun, and easy. Uni girls have little if no shield. Harlequin opens HBtall 8.5 with a great line I can't remember it, it was something about being cheeky. She loved it and bounced off to find her friends with a big smile on her face. NextGen joins us and is looking like a tired but happy gorilla. The guy is such a natural at holding conversation its immense, great guy. I catch him busting on a very hot blonde with a SWEET ass and she's loving it. We social proof him and move on, I leave him with "oh and before we disappear don't forget to close", the girl was clueless.
Me and H bounce outside like bouncy balls with a huge smile and open a 3 set. All quite cute but one girl in particular, H's target had super sweet eyes. She was all over him, I can't remember the convo too well, but there was a lot of laughter. H used the 7 years bad sex thing that was in general techniques and it went down well too. NextGen comes back to us and he's closed the verrrrrrrrry hot blonde, way to go buddyo.
The staff are ushering us out which causes some banter, but leaves a lot of people standing by the entrance. Large gatherings of people with no music are ideal. I see these eyes in the distance and think "holy crap", and find myself half turning away by instinct so my body is at 90 degrees. We're saying our goodbyes to NextGen who with a successful close now has to get back to uni work, poor guy. I FEEL YOUR PAIN MAN. We're a TEAM, I'll BLEED FOR YOU MAN... GO TEAM... WOOOOO... *ahem*
Incy wincy spider, ran up the water spout. Along came the HB and washed the AFC out
The two set including the girl who's eyes I'd noticed from a distance opens us with "do you guys know where the taxis are?" i replied "no clue, what are taxis?" I said "who needs them I drive, and threw a few hoops like "you can sit in a car without wrecking the back seat right? Oh and you're gonna have to listen to heavy rock music all the way
"Talking to these girls was fun, they had great personality, and were actually entertaining me which is rare within minutes of meeting attractive women. No shield... wonderful. We drop them off and I got the number I wanted and them promising to be at our BBQ saturday... perfic. Time to head to Hi-Fi. Harlequin is like in queue entertainment, the guy singing with the guitar couldn't compete, poor fella. We head inside, and Harlequin is closing like a mad man, I know he's been ill but man is he making up for it. I get a txt from the girl who's eyes had hypnotized me an hour or so earlier and life is good
I had to bail, so after some man food at Kadas Harlequin heads back to a girl in HiFi to no doubt do some very naughty things later that evening. What a night, to say I was gonna hit a local bar or stay in. Heading out with the Quinja's is ALWAYS the better option.