CornbreadFed
Master Don Juan
These girls seem to use dogs as replacements for either children or a man in their life. Personally, the bigger the dog, the more likely she is using it to replicate a man. I steer clear of any girl with more than one dog, or a dog above medium size period. However, there are some annoying issues that come with these pets regardless. Unfortunately, the majority of women that I have dated have had dogs except for a few. Personally, I wish there were less dogs on this planet because it seems like every mofo has a dog right now.
1). They will try and cvck block you- If one or the other is trying to initiate sex, I have delt with dogs trying to bump in between us. In addition, they can be pretty annoying when you are first meeting a woman too.
2). They just know when to get sick or pretend to be sick- Have that vacation or big night planned, well the dog just conveniently shvt blood everywhere or started having spasms.
3). They are expensive- Anyone that says otherwise is straight up lying to you or neglecting their pet. Dog sitters, pet insurance, ER visits, maintenance, checkups, destroyed furniture/property, some breeds can screw your home insurance like pit bulls.
4). The replacement child/man is so cringe- Women will post cringey shvt about their dogs on social media or the apps and you will just be like wtf. I have been on my own for 12 years without a pet and I am completely fine
5). They all die at some point- I have had a few dogs die during the times I was dating a girl, and they weren't fun times. If you meet a girl and she has a dog that is clearly sick or nearing old age, you will always have that feeling of "when this dog dies" haunting you.
1). They will try and cvck block you- If one or the other is trying to initiate sex, I have delt with dogs trying to bump in between us. In addition, they can be pretty annoying when you are first meeting a woman too.
2). They just know when to get sick or pretend to be sick- Have that vacation or big night planned, well the dog just conveniently shvt blood everywhere or started having spasms.
3). They are expensive- Anyone that says otherwise is straight up lying to you or neglecting their pet. Dog sitters, pet insurance, ER visits, maintenance, checkups, destroyed furniture/property, some breeds can screw your home insurance like pit bulls.
4). The replacement child/man is so cringe- Women will post cringey shvt about their dogs on social media or the apps and you will just be like wtf. I have been on my own for 12 years without a pet and I am completely fine
5). They all die at some point- I have had a few dogs die during the times I was dating a girl, and they weren't fun times. If you meet a girl and she has a dog that is clearly sick or nearing old age, you will always have that feeling of "when this dog dies" haunting you.