Michael Jackson Jokes...share yours...

[Snatchmaster]

What does caviar and Michael Jackson have in common?

-They both come on white crackers.

 

[Helter Skelter]

Michael Jackson in a room with a priest.

A boy walks in.

Michael Jackson says to the priest " I called him first"

 

[-HPNOTIQ-]

How do you know when Michael Jackson has company over?









You'll see 4 or 5 BMX bicycles parked out front.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

What do K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?











They both have little boys pants down half off.

 

[duke007]

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both visit kids at night and leave with an empty sack

 

[ScrewIt]

What does michael jackson and gamecube have in common?

1. Little boys turn them on

2. They're made of cheap plastic

 

[Phantasmal]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until puberty.

 

[AC/DC]

Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
They aren't his!

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.

Q: What famous celebrity has had the most children in the past 10 years?
A: - Michael Jackson

 

[McKindley]

What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, and Michael Jackson ****s little boys

 

[Finlay]

why does Michael Jackson dangles children over his balcony?











so he can toss them off

 

[Finlay]

Whats michael Jackson's fave sweet?








Under eight

 

[Paradox]

Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by Paradox
Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"

Did you make those up yourself?

 

[Paradox]

Originally posted by diablo
Did you make those up yourself?

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!

Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
A: It was just a slip of the tongue.

Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
A: Throw me the bouy!!

Q: Why did Michael invite Macaulay Culkin to the house?
A: He's like the little boy he never had.

 

[DJDamage]

Q: When do you know its bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand!

 

[Eternal]

Q: What has 12 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

 

[Derek Flint]

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag?

A: One is White, made of Plastic and is Hazardous to Small Children.

The other is used to carry Groceries.

 

[Brak86]

How is Michael Jackson and McDonalds the same?

A: They both involve 40 year-old meat inbetween 5-year old buns

 

[familyguyfan]

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men?

He thought it was a delivery service.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

Q: What is one thing Michael Jakcson doesn't say after sex?


A: "Oh why don't you grow up!"