LMFAO said:
I was out shopping a few months back in the Nike store in Manhattan and a girl who was with her boyfriend was checking me out. He told her WTF do you think you're doing, she apologised on the spot. Sometimes it's best to treat her like a little child.
No it's not.... man this is why this forum is here:
What she says: "I'm sorry (for checking out that dude).
What she is thinking: "WTF does this guy think... he owns my ass? He must not be very sure of himself.. calling me out like that... the jack@ss. Hmmm maybe he has reason to be concerned.... maybe the guy I was checking out IS BETTER. Man has my attraction level dropped. I wish a real man would come and take me away from this weak @ass man."
He might have gotten an apology on the spot, and won the battle, but this idiot is losing the war.
A better response would have been:
Boyfriend: "So... you like that guy... how about a walk over and ask him if he want a Chinese finger trap MMF three way? Of course if I do, you'll have to get one of your friends to come over for a FFM three way!!!"
That's how a fvcking REAL man responds to that, delivered in a funny, charming, humorous way.
I can steal women from guys like this all fvcking day.