Megan Fox has weird tits

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Not really a big fan of her, but while you're at it, add the deformed thumb to the fap worthiness of her.
 
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Get the Fvck outta here. You're an idiot. You guys are seriously complaining about an odd, concave shape of her right breast? Most of you clowns can't even get laid by a 4 and you are complaining about that?? Too funny. I have seen pics of her when she was a kid, like 13. Believe me she was a girl. Even had blond hair at some point, and from the pics, you would never guess she would grow up to be as hot as she is now. Here are a few.

http://amygrindhouse.com/pictures-megan-fox-child-surface.html
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/celeb_de_mayo#tab=most_recent
http://izismile.com/2009/01/30/young_megan_fox_5_photos.html



Ok first of all that website is a spoof joke website. Kind of like the Onion.

Secondly, if this is a man? Then I'm Oprah.

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/megan-fox-hot.jpg
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/uploads/megan-fox-kiss-mirror.jpg
 
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cordoncordon said:
Get the Fvck outta here. You guys are seriously complaining about an odd, concave shape of her right breast? Most of you clowns can't even get laid by a 4 and you are complaining about that?? Too funny. I have seen pics of her when she was a kid, like 13. Believe me she was a girl. Even had blond hair, and from the pics, you would never guess she would grow up to be as hot as she is now.

Ok first of all that website is a spoof joke website. Kind of like the Onion.

Secondly, if this is a man? Then I'm Oprah.

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/megan-fox-hot.jpg
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/uploads/megan-fox-kiss-mirror.jpg
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Relax, i`dont think there is a man that would say no too her, even if she was a dude before :p

About the "weird" tit pic. Thats not her bare skin that you see there, its a t-shirt.. The reason it looks real is because the picture is taken with a filter
So that`s why the "goods" looks "misplaced"

(Heard it on some hollywood gossip show)
 
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cordoncordon said:
Get the Fvck outta here. You guys are seriously complaining about an odd, concave shape of her right breast? Most of you clowns can't even get laid by a 4 and you are complaining about that?? Too funny. I have seen pics of her when she was a kid, like 13. Believe me she was a girl. Even had blond hair, and from the pics, you would never guess she would grow up to be as hot as she is now.

Ok first of all that website is a spoof joke website. Kind of like the Onion.

Secondly, if this is a man? Then I'm Oprah.

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/megan-fox-hot.jpg
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/uploads/megan-fox-kiss-mirror.jpg
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At 13 she was already a professional model. I am zee French like looking at those pictures as well.
 
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BigJimbo said:
At 13 she was already a professional model. I am zee French like looking at those pictures as well.
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Agree, when she was young she was pretty no doubt, but to turn into what she is today? Wouldnt have gone that far.

Megan Fox is by far, bar none, one of the hottest girls I have ever seen. She hasnt had a ton of plastic surgery, and those blue eyes with that dark hair? Oh my. And something about her face, I have always been attracted to girls with that type.

And I really dont know what some guys are complaining about when I hear them talk about her personality. From what I have seen and read, she really almost is a guy in that sense. Very laid back, out spoken but not a b1tch. Seems fun to hang with.
 
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I would love to see what kind of girls these haters bang, if any girls at all. A general observation i have made is that guys who hate on hot models either aren't getting any, or are getting it from some beast.

Don't h8 fellas. Fox is a total smokeshow. Its not her fault you can only slay dragons!
 
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Try this link: http://www.pikipimp.com/pp/pimped_photo/s/image/57/11/833/megan-fox_81.jpeg?ts=1295089905571

Megan definitely has one of the prettiest faces in Hollywood, almost too pretty?

But I am a breast man and seeing this photo definitely knocks quite a few points off for her

First there is that unnatural shape, which is bad enough. But then she also suffers from DTS (droopy titty syndrome), where the nipple is placed low on the breast, making them look sad. A breast should be happy, perky and pointing upwards: http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/Digishooter/Digishooter0510/Digishooter051000067/265746.jpg

Please dont read too much into this post btw. I'm not trying to say that my current girl is hotter, but she her breasts are 10 times more sexy than these sad little lady bags.

I still stand by my post - Megan may be fiercely beautiful, but she aint perfect and her tits are WEIRD.
 
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Unlike DJ Logic, I can't stand Megan Fox's face (it really bothers me) but I think she has a smoking body. I didn't think here boobs are bad at all (based on that picture.)
 
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Faces like that aren't uncommon, and while it's pretty to look at (One or two in a couple of my classes.) it's not sexy, at least to me. Big difference between pretty and sexy. Lots of pretty blue eyes+black hair combos out there. The few sexy ones I would definitely go for.
 
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OP, can you repost another link? Your original is dead.
 
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You guys have an interesting concept of putting someone down.

I mean it would be one thing if I said she was a stupid vacuous slut who can't act for shiznit. That would be putting her down.

All I did was make an observation, and hopefully one that can benefit my fellow Don Juans

Even the hottest dime piece is not perfect and every woman has her insecurities

It helps to level the playing field when you know that your target is not some invincible, untouchable goddess.

Don't take my word for it, listen to what she has to say about herself:

I’m very confident in how I project my personality. But in terms of how I look, I’m completely, hysterically insecure. I’m self-loathing, introverted and neurotic. I never look at myself, even in still photographs. I don't look at anything. I panic if there is a monitor in the room I immediately go into like an anxiety attack. I'm really insecure about everything - I never think I'm worthy of anything ... I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time.
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Here's the video of her saying she's a tranny: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2285484/megan_fox_im_an_insecure_transvestite/

Truthfully I think she was just nervous, but it just goes to show how completely different woman can be from our assumptions.

I mean just look at her man: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...s-boyfriend-takes-frozen-yogurt-birthday.html

Yes I know he used to be famous but really, LOOK at the guy. He appears sloppy, has a gut and wont be winning any male modeling competitions anytime soon. She's obviously not with him for the loot either since he's taking her out for yogurt on her B-day.

Just some food for thought. HB10 = mythical creation of our own imaginations and sometimes nothing will cackblock us more than our own assumptions.
 
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cordoncordon said:
Get the Fvck outta here. You're an idiot. You guys are seriously complaining about an odd, concave shape of her right breast? Most of you clowns can't even get laid by a 4 and you are complaining about that??
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OH BURRRRRRNNN!!! :crackup:

Seriously though...this goes to show what passes for "sexuality" on this forum. There's a fundamental difference between being attracted to a girl because you're "horny" and being attracted to a girl because you want to feel good about yourself.

There are girls I've f**ked that you would laugh your arse off at me.

I was dating this girl on and off for a while...she was pretty, in fact she actually did promo/model gigs for various liquor companies. But you got her pants off and she had this weird thing going on around her ass and the backs of her legs...the skin was loose and wrinkled. Just there, nowhere else...you couldn't tell until you got her pants off. I think it was due to some childhood/genetic condition but I'm not completely sure.

The average "Don Juan" would've probably shut this girl down thinking, "OMG what will my friends say?? I don't want the embarassment of having banged a girl with a deformity!!"

I'll tell you what, though...you would've been missing out. This girl was an animal in the sack. She loved to suck d*ck and swallowed like a champ, and she was damned good at it too. I still miss her BJs. She had the sweetest little p*ssy and when you got up inside her she was literally WARM inside, like hot apple pie. She would ride my c*ck like a champ. She was admittedly bisexual so I could take her to strip clubs and get her so worked up she would bang me right there in the parking lot afterward. And better yet, I could take her ANYWHERE and she was the perfect sweet little companion until I got her home. God I miss her.

Perfectionism makes an excellent excuse not to talk to women, though. You can find fault with anyone.
 
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Dude, between the makeup and plastic surgery you are fapping to a LIE.

http://getlatestnews.com/wp-content...urgery/megan-fox-before-after-surgery-1-3.jpg

http://getlatestnews.com/wp-content...urgery/megan-fox-before-after-surgery-1-7.jpg

http://getlatestnews.com/wp-content...urgery/megan-fox-before-after-surgery-1-5.jpg

And the reason she has those weird tits are because they are not hers. Those lips, nose bridge and facial structure aint hers either.

Personally I like a girl who does not have such a perfect, plastic face. That's just me though. I'd also rather have a girl with natural B cups than some fake-ass C's
 
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