Hey all - first of all props to those like Vulpine and others who post ongoing FR's - I don't have enough stories to have one of those for myself (yet) so wanted to start a thread for posting some random positive stories.
Friday 7/14 after getting off work I went to Krav Maga class. We were working the thai bags, and at the end of the hour I was holding the pads and becoming very fatigued, started dipping too low to block the kicks. My partner's foot came around the bag and the toe of his shoe caught me on the right eyebrow, opening a small cut and leaving a moon-shaped bruise around my eye. Score! It hurt some and didn't bleed much, I thought hey, this could make a great conversation opener tonight haha!
On the way home I called some friends looking for a wingman. Finally connected with one, getting him to commit to going out pratcially took a stick of dynamite. But fvck it, I just wanted someone to hang with.
We met up at this super crowed bar - not a club, it was a bar in the middle of the club district, kind of a gathering point/way-place for everyone going out. My friend complained, why did I pick this place, weren't we kinda old for this scene (we are both 38). I tried to put him in a positive mood, said age is an attitude, and guys like us are too good looking to be sitting at home. But he wasn't in the mood, I tried to open a convo with 2 blonde princesses next to us, he didn't try much, and they were bytches which kinda deflated him.
He took off after an hour and a half. I positioned myself in a place that wasn't too crowded and took in the scene by myself. Some EC here and there but nothing I was interested in (by the way, I am really only attracted to black women, I am white). But wait, saw two women making their way through the crowd, one leading the other by the hand - they were both looking at me and grinning broadly - I smiled back and raised my drink.
Guy with a group next to me asked me where a strip joint was - I told them, then when I turned back both those 2 women were positioned next to me, with their backs turned. Well I don't need an invitation - I saw they were drinking martinis so approached and said hey, you two are very classy, drinking martinis in a beer-in-a-plastic-cup place like this, must be a special occassion? Yes, one of them was having a birthday. The birthday girl was the hotter of the two, and pretty drunk. Her friend, shygirl, was the designated driver. I quickly saw it was shygirl who was interested, and partygirl was the one who led her over. I started talking to both, mainly talking to partygirl first, then gradually turning over to shygirl. Partygirl, obviously a skilled wingwoman, excused herself to go get some food from the back of the bar.
Shygirl and I talked and it was super easy, both she and her friend were from Kenya which gave me all kinds of questions to ask. She didn't have a boyfriend but said she wishes she did for the times when she was bored. Nice. Her accent, while lovely, was thick and difficult to make out in the loud bar. So we had to lean in close to talk and gave plenty of opportunity for kino - I gave some, she gave some back. She complained there is not much to do in our city (true) so I talked a good game about how there is lots to do if you are with the right person, and then asked for her number. She took my phone, said "what will happen if you end up wanting to see me all the time?" I said "how about we go out once and take it from there." (coulda thought of something better here). Her: "And if I end up wanting to see you all the time?" Me: "I dunno, we'll just have to see." She punched in her number and spelled her name for me, and I said I had to go - I was worn out! I ejected just as her friend returned.
As I was walking back to the car there was a tricked out SUV in the lot filled with loud black women - they were yelling things at guys walking by, saying stuff to make the guys look sheepish and embarrased. Fortunately I had a split second to get in the comeback state of mind. As I walked by -
Loudgirl #1 - Hey you come over here!
Me walking up to window - what's up ladies?
Loudgirl #1 - we just want to know if you're afraid of the black coochie too. (and she lifts up her skirt to show her panties)
Me - Sweet! Your place or mine?? Your car is kinda croweded soooo....
All of them - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're crazy
I saw a cute shy grinning one in the back - I said, how about you, what's your name?
Her, flustered - uhhhh, XXXX. (all laughed, BWAHAHAHA he likes you! HAHAHA)
Me - my names Maddxman, what's your number XXXX? I need to call you later because your friends are scaring me a little!
Them - BWAHAHAHA! Give that man your number, he is fine!
One of them took my phone and handed it to her, she put it in and gave it back.
Me - OK, later then!
Them - bye cutie bwahahahaha!!!
So 2 numbers, one of them with a 99.999% chance of being fake lol. Still it was fun. Saturday nite I stayed in cause my head hurt!
Peace
Friday 7/14 after getting off work I went to Krav Maga class. We were working the thai bags, and at the end of the hour I was holding the pads and becoming very fatigued, started dipping too low to block the kicks. My partner's foot came around the bag and the toe of his shoe caught me on the right eyebrow, opening a small cut and leaving a moon-shaped bruise around my eye. Score! It hurt some and didn't bleed much, I thought hey, this could make a great conversation opener tonight haha!
On the way home I called some friends looking for a wingman. Finally connected with one, getting him to commit to going out pratcially took a stick of dynamite. But fvck it, I just wanted someone to hang with.
We met up at this super crowed bar - not a club, it was a bar in the middle of the club district, kind of a gathering point/way-place for everyone going out. My friend complained, why did I pick this place, weren't we kinda old for this scene (we are both 38). I tried to put him in a positive mood, said age is an attitude, and guys like us are too good looking to be sitting at home. But he wasn't in the mood, I tried to open a convo with 2 blonde princesses next to us, he didn't try much, and they were bytches which kinda deflated him.
He took off after an hour and a half. I positioned myself in a place that wasn't too crowded and took in the scene by myself. Some EC here and there but nothing I was interested in (by the way, I am really only attracted to black women, I am white). But wait, saw two women making their way through the crowd, one leading the other by the hand - they were both looking at me and grinning broadly - I smiled back and raised my drink.
Guy with a group next to me asked me where a strip joint was - I told them, then when I turned back both those 2 women were positioned next to me, with their backs turned. Well I don't need an invitation - I saw they were drinking martinis so approached and said hey, you two are very classy, drinking martinis in a beer-in-a-plastic-cup place like this, must be a special occassion? Yes, one of them was having a birthday. The birthday girl was the hotter of the two, and pretty drunk. Her friend, shygirl, was the designated driver. I quickly saw it was shygirl who was interested, and partygirl was the one who led her over. I started talking to both, mainly talking to partygirl first, then gradually turning over to shygirl. Partygirl, obviously a skilled wingwoman, excused herself to go get some food from the back of the bar.
Shygirl and I talked and it was super easy, both she and her friend were from Kenya which gave me all kinds of questions to ask. She didn't have a boyfriend but said she wishes she did for the times when she was bored. Nice. Her accent, while lovely, was thick and difficult to make out in the loud bar. So we had to lean in close to talk and gave plenty of opportunity for kino - I gave some, she gave some back. She complained there is not much to do in our city (true) so I talked a good game about how there is lots to do if you are with the right person, and then asked for her number. She took my phone, said "what will happen if you end up wanting to see me all the time?" I said "how about we go out once and take it from there." (coulda thought of something better here). Her: "And if I end up wanting to see you all the time?" Me: "I dunno, we'll just have to see." She punched in her number and spelled her name for me, and I said I had to go - I was worn out! I ejected just as her friend returned.
As I was walking back to the car there was a tricked out SUV in the lot filled with loud black women - they were yelling things at guys walking by, saying stuff to make the guys look sheepish and embarrased. Fortunately I had a split second to get in the comeback state of mind. As I walked by -
Loudgirl #1 - Hey you come over here!
Me walking up to window - what's up ladies?
Loudgirl #1 - we just want to know if you're afraid of the black coochie too. (and she lifts up her skirt to show her panties)
Me - Sweet! Your place or mine?? Your car is kinda croweded soooo....
All of them - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're crazy
I saw a cute shy grinning one in the back - I said, how about you, what's your name?
Her, flustered - uhhhh, XXXX. (all laughed, BWAHAHAHA he likes you! HAHAHA)
Me - my names Maddxman, what's your number XXXX? I need to call you later because your friends are scaring me a little!
Them - BWAHAHAHA! Give that man your number, he is fine!
One of them took my phone and handed it to her, she put it in and gave it back.
Me - OK, later then!
Them - bye cutie bwahahahaha!!!
So 2 numbers, one of them with a 99.999% chance of being fake lol. Still it was fun. Saturday nite I stayed in cause my head hurt!
Peace
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