Mating season on it's way.... SPRING!!!

Desdinova

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I don't know about you guys, but whenever Spring starts coming around and the snow melts, I get this animal instinct to fvck like a horny rabbit. I really don't know what it is. Perhaps it's the warm sun combined with the smell of the moist ground and last year's leaves, but I get all ready to get my d1ck wet and act like a wild boar on rabies in the bedroom.

Anyone else get like this?
 

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Hey, there is this wonderful thing called a post.

Guess what, let me let you in on a little secret......


shhhhh...

The name of this post is "Kill that desperation!"
The author's name is Pook
The post is in this thing called the "DJ Bible"

Its on the best sellers list, I suggest you pick up a copy at your local sosuave department store.

[returning to normal voice]

Did those M+Ms taste a little bitter to you???
 

Eternal

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Um, TDOT...

Desdinova is married. I don't think he has any desperation.
 

TDOT

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he's doing better than me
i don't even have a girl
 

Desdinova

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The name of this post is "Kill that desperation!"
The author's name is Pook
Yeah, I've heard of it. That was one of the first posts I read when I came here FOUR YEARS AGO.

Did those M+Ms taste a little bitter to you???
Okay, I have no clue what you're talking about. Is it a parody of a TV Commercial or something? I don't watch TV....... ever. Anyway, I'm working on cutting so no chocolate for me, but it might be hard to turn down if it's smeared all over my wife's naked body. :D
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

NYC Dude

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I'm only in High School, but it seems like when the land starts thawing and warming up, girls just magically react much more sexually than every before.
 

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Spring Quarter is going to be epic fun. Low class load, much more time ro rock out, late classes starting at 11AM. Life is going to be great.

Much time is left to DJ, muhahaah!
 

defiancy

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thats interesting

almost the end of the year (school wise) !!!woot
 

SamePendo

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Isn't spring until July or something?
 

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mmm....cant wait to see those mini skirts, tight t-shirts and beautiful legs.. :)
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Originally posted by ScrewIt
mmm....cant wait to see those mini skirts, tight t-shirts and beautiful legs.. :)
im already seeing it
spring tiem go figure haha
 

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Originally posted by ScrewIt
mmm....cant wait to see those mini skirts, tight t-shirts and beautiful legs.. :)
I'm with you too
 
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