Mastering the Cougar

[Pheonix]

I think it's about time we started a thread on cougar interaction. I'll start.

This weekend I went out to a prominent cougar bar in los angeles with 2 of my buddies. We matched with a set of 3 cougars, and all of us went home with one of them. Here were some interactions I had with mine:

C: "You're so hot. You're like a movie star hot!"
Me: "That's insulting!"
C: "Why?"
Me: "Growing up my mother worked so hard to remind me how ugly I was! I like to think she was a saint. She always told me the truth!"
C: laughs and rolls her eyes. (this only works because i am good looking and my delivery was flawless)

C: "I'm too old! I'm turning 43 tonight."
Me: "Do you really think I would be talking to you if I believed you were too old? Let's stop focusing on the subtitles and watch the movie." with my hand on her back, shooting her a look of sincerity and a smile.
C: smiles.

C: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: "My dog took a **** this morning. Oh... I thought we were talking about important things." (thank you sosuave)

C: "I hear this is a cougar bar. Like a lot of cougars come here to pick up on young guys. Is that true?" (obviously fishing)
Me: "I don't know let's see if I can spot one. Lemme grab my binoculars." I pretend to grab a pair from my waist. As I'm surveying, "There doesn't seem to be that much prey tonight. But as for the cougars. Hmmm..." Then I point my pretend binoculars in her direction. "Bingo! There's one." (with a big grin on my face)
C: She laughs, pretends to claw me, as I grab her waist and then go in for the kiss.

The night ended with her in my car. Best bl0wj0b of my life, and I railed her.

Just for laughs, at one point I had my hand in her pants, looked over, and one of my buddies had his hand in another cougars shirt! Cougars are not afraid to get down and dirty. I love them more than addicts crave heroin.

So gentlemen. What are some of the lines/interactions/observations you've had with cougars?

 

[dk1990S111]

Sooooo what's this place called? Lol

 

[old married dude]

Yes, they are indeed hot to trot especially if they are recently divorced from someone who didn't pay enough attention to them. They are hitting their sexual peak at that age and are wild!

 

[logicallefty]

My best one was with a cougar 10 years older than me at a wedding reception. We were drinking and shooting the sh|t for maybe 30 minutes at the beginning of the reception. Then she flat out told me, in front of about 6 other people "you are fvcking coming home with me tonight young man.. Period end of story". There was no discussion, no games, no nothing, her mind was made up and it wasn't changing, and she wanted the rest of the world to know it. We stayed for about another 3 hours. Didn't talk the entire time just off and on. When she was ready to leave she came over to me and said "OK come on, I'm ready to go home so you can fvck my brains out"... BOLD AND TO THE POINT. And oh I did, until about 5:00am. I had to be to work as a cop at 7:00am. He|| of a night though. :rockon:

 

[SmooveMooves]

Not knocking you op

Reading your game was definetly entertaining.

But I never understood the appeal of fūcking women 10 years your senior. Why do you do it?

Anyway, smooth game bro.

 

[old married dude]

But I never understood the appeal of fūcking women 10 years your senior. Why do you do it?

Cougars can be really fun from time to time. They are peaking sexually in their 40's and have an insane appetite for sex. They are usually free of any hangups, very experienced (every cougar I've had gave amazing head), and open to anything, any kind of kink you can think of.

Some are quite hot and look 10 years younger than their age if they take really good care of themselves.

 

[foreverAFC]

But I never understood the appeal of fūcking women 10 years your senior. Why do you do it?

cause a lot of them are attractive?

i went to my martial arts training the other day, and the kids class just got out, and there was a woman in her 40s, maybe 50s, there to pick up her kid, this woman looked like a fitness model with d cups, she was clearly in better shape and better looking than any other female there. people are looking better in old age these days, well the people who take care of themselves that is. some of these milfs and cougars who are into fitness still look amazing.

 

[Stugots26]

My main plate is 45, hot, blonde, triathlete, rich, successful, with big fake DDs, and a sex maniac. She's ten years older than me and it's the best head and sex I've ever had. I can vouch for everything in this thread, it's absolutely true. She thinks her ex husband is gay, and I can't discount it, because she can fvck and blow like a champ. And she's so submissive to me.

She's got her kids (C-sections both times) so she's not looking for more. She just wants lots of sex and worships me in return.

 

[Pheonix]

Smoove Mooves, try 18 years my senior! lmfao. See Stugots26's reply for an explanation. But here's my thoughts: They ususally don't become emotional tampons, they're decisive and up front with you, they're horny as hell, hot as hell, and phuck like champions because they are sexually confident and experienced.

Literally the best bl0wj0b of my life. Cougars swallow and deepthroat, and they absolutely love doing so for you. Meanwhile, younger girls suck at giving head.

By the way, I could only see my pelvis when she went down. She purposefully gagged herself on me, and I could tell she enjoyed doing so.

Smoove Mooves, I hope you've seen the light now!

 

[old married dude]

Literally the best bl0wj0b of my life. Cougars swallow and deepthroat, and they absolutely love doing so for you. Meanwhile, younger girls suck at giving head.

This is so, so true. Normally it takes me a good 10 min to get off with a girl of just average skill giving me a BJ. I had this 47 yr old cougar get me off once in about 2 minutes flat! I was just like "Whoa, how the hell did you do that!"

 

[Zarky]

Um, well, while I routinely "dated" cougars in my youth, I can say that the one and really only good thing about them is that they're

EASY.

The concept of "mastering cougars" perplexes me, since the whole point of going after cougars is that they don't require "mastering" at all.

 

[Tictac]

Old broads out looking for young meat.

They land you.

But you say it's you 'mastering' THEM.

Hilarious.

 

[pyros]

I banged a woman that was 12 years older than me, she was 42, but... she never had kids, she was thin, very femenine, nice face, smelled very good, etc.

If you find a woman this old that looks good, then it is a good idea, but they are the exception, almost all women their age are not hot.

Because of this experience I am open to bang other cougars. But before I met this one I was reluctant.

I had to have three or four dates with this woman before we banged. So it was not that "easy".

Anyway I prefer girls that are in their 20's, obviously.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I'm thinking if she's had three kids, I should totally be able to fist her, right?

 

[skinnyguy]

Pretty soon you guys will be hitting up 60 and 70 year old grandmas and talking about how they give amazing head, lol

 

[evan12]

Pretty soon you guys will be hitting up 60 and 70 year old grandmas and talking about how they give amazing head, lol

very true, beside it give a hit on your selfworth , unless you are really successful with women

 

[BrainDamage92]

Well females mature physically earlier but they mature mantally later than males, meaning if youre in your twenties, most girls will be close to retarded, a big part of them will be getting married, another portion will **** around,

Older women for sure are a good company.

 

[Zarky]

Older women for sure are a good company.

Unless, of course, they're crazy divorcees, or stressed out single moms, or fugly spinsters... categories which encompass.. well.. ALL of them :nervous:

Look, if you want to pretend you're in a porno, then cougars are the way to go. I remember fondly a first date with a rather pretty (for her age) 44 year old divorcee where we had a couple of drinks then went back to my place, she rimmed my as*hole, we f*cked in every position sans condom, then she got on her knees, I stood up and I blasted all over her tits, rubbed my d*ck in it, rubbed the come all over her face with my d*ck as she sucked me clean.

You won't find many 22 year old girls who will do that kind of thing 90 minutes after meeting a guy for the first time. That's the beauty of cougars. However, to pedestalize them as more than that is... a bit deluded in my opinion.

 

[dutchmaster]

Always wanted to bang a cougar just to check it off my list.. How's the p5ssy? Age doesn't make it look or smell weird or some sh1t?

 

[The Duke]

jeezus guys, lighten up a bit. Its what ever floats your boat. I've been with a few 38-42yo women that will hold their own against the majority of 25yo's out there. These cougars were direct, sechsual, less flakey, and I had some good times with them.