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I read from an article that over-doing masterbation is bad for your eyes and can harm you in ways. I will find the article about it.
 

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Oh, right there were a few threads about masterbation. Well I thought you guys wouldn't know what caused your eyes to get very blurry like mine. Not that I over-masterbate of course.
 

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Maybe your eyes are getting blurry because you're staring at the computer screen looking for articles about masturbation.
 

Pulsar

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Originally posted by Shiftkey
Maybe your eyes are getting blurry because you're staring at the computer screen looking for articles about masturbation.
There is no maybe about it :D

bwahahah...
 

Oxide

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well then i guess im blind as of 5 minutes ago...
 

Dust 2 Dust

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You'll get hairy palms.

You'll become impotent and suicidal.

Your hand will get arthritis.
 

Smooth as Anything

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What are they selling?
 

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