Marry, Hump, or Dump: Nicole vs. Paris vs. Brittney

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Nicole Richie is in the news for having been arrested on DUI for driving the wrong way on a state highway while high on drugs. Which reminded me of ex-buddy Paris Hilton's similar hijinks with a late-night "craving for a hamburger". Which reminded me of the classic game Marry, Hump, or Dump. To wit, I'll throw in the lost Brittney Spears to round out the three contestants.

The game is self-explanatory. If you were forced by the will of god, who would you marry, hump, and what poor soul would you want nothing to do with?
 
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