Yeah, I said I wasn't going to write another thread until WUWD and Matrix unviel thier project, but I don't think this is advice, so it's legal...Anyway, on to the point of this...
A few of my friends and I were going to the mall becuase we needed to get some stuff and we decided we might as well look for girls while we were there...bad idea. We saw PLENTY of girls, there was just one small problem...they were either too young, way too old, or they were our age and were with thier parents (wtf?) or boyfriends (wtf?) We saw a few nice girls our age that had no boyfriend or parents around them, but they were in groups of 15-20, literally. One of my friends counted. Finally, we found two girls that were NICE (body was a 8.9) and one of my friends and I decided to go for it. We flipped a coin for who goes to talk to them (we both wanted to, but it would have looked way too bad) and he won the toss so I was the wingman. Well, he starts talking to them and I can hear thier conversation...
"Hello, I'm Malcolm."
"Hi, I'm Kim and this is Jill."
"Nice to meet you. What school do you two go to?"
"Maner Woods."
"Where's that?"
"Howard County."
"Did they build a new high school or something?"
"No, it's our middle school."
"Oh...well, I gotta run. See you later..."
Needless to say, that pretty much killed our day, so we just left becuase he had to go to work soon and I was going over to one of my other friends house shortly after. I think I'll start looking around school...
A few of my friends and I were going to the mall becuase we needed to get some stuff and we decided we might as well look for girls while we were there...bad idea. We saw PLENTY of girls, there was just one small problem...they were either too young, way too old, or they were our age and were with thier parents (wtf?) or boyfriends (wtf?) We saw a few nice girls our age that had no boyfriend or parents around them, but they were in groups of 15-20, literally. One of my friends counted. Finally, we found two girls that were NICE (body was a 8.9) and one of my friends and I decided to go for it. We flipped a coin for who goes to talk to them (we both wanted to, but it would have looked way too bad) and he won the toss so I was the wingman. Well, he starts talking to them and I can hear thier conversation...
"Hello, I'm Malcolm."
"Hi, I'm Kim and this is Jill."
"Nice to meet you. What school do you two go to?"
"Maner Woods."
"Where's that?"
"Howard County."
"Did they build a new high school or something?"
"No, it's our middle school."
"Oh...well, I gotta run. See you later..."
Needless to say, that pretty much killed our day, so we just left becuase he had to go to work soon and I was going over to one of my other friends house shortly after. I think I'll start looking around school...
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