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ImTheMan

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So a while back, like a month ago, i meet this chick over this one web site. She sends me her pics, looks like a nine. I chat with her for a month, phone and aim. I go to University of Pittsburgh and needed to go on a fieldtrip there for summer work. She goes to the same university. She is taking summer classes, engineering or some **** like that. In any case;

The day i get done with my buisness i call her and we decide to go see a movie. She is about a 7 in person, not as nice as the photo, but still pretty cute. This chick is real insecure cause i tested her a couple of times and she responds like a charm. Anyway, i berate her all everning with damn blonde remarks ****y and funny im perfect ****. Kino her all evening to, during the movie she wouldnt kiss me cause of all the people but i still felt her up and ****. Afterwards;

We go for a drive to show her this little town, i know this one parking lot up on a hill, i pull up there,(my car is pimped out and its a tiny elantra). I pull up onto the hill, we are sitting there, I shut of the lights and tell her to take of her seatbelt and ****, im feeling her up like constantly. before long we are making out, she is totaly naked. What happens? a ****ing trooper pulls in behind me as i am fingering her, now its pitch black and this chick is insecure as all ****, and u can see high beams right away, so i start the car and drive, my **** is out ,the trooper is following us, she is trying to get dressed, going OMG we are so screwed, anyway i was able to zip up and gave her enough time to put her top and pants on, her panties are laying in the back and so is her bra. The trooper pulls us over, asked me for my frivers license and **** and why we were trying to get away from him. I told him a bull**** story about being afraid of trasspassing and we were just looking at the starts. He said drive safe and let us go. So what do we do, we go to another parking lot, in the middle of nowhere. Start making out, what happens? a ****ing student driver shows up and starts practising parralel parking 20 yards away. But i ignore him, as i am getting my **** sucked, maybe 45 seconds to go max, some dude, a jogger, comes over asking if everything is alright with our car. if i had a gun, i would have shot him.

Regardless, i dont have a place there cause we moved out of the last appartment and dont move into the next one till september. And she has like 4 roomates.
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.
 

DJjazzyJeff

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LMAO

That's the funniest thing I have read/heard in a long time. The same thing happened to me a couple of months ago, the cops knew what was going on b/c the windows were fogged up. They were pretty cool about it.
 

marqZAL

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That sucks....rent a room at one of those roach coach motel a few miles out fo the city.
 

OddTech

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Haha, that's funny to hear people learning parrallel parking, LOL. Yeah, next time get a room. Funny story though.
 

Matt ala Casanova

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Why not just go in the woods...no car is fully pimped out unless you have a blanket to lay on the ground if you need to utilize the woodline to fvck!

M.A.C.
 

MagicDonJuan

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Hey whats it like in Pittsburgh? is that a good university? are there many hbs, and how are the parties? I'm thinking about going there.
 

ImTheMan

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'Hey whats it like in Pittsburgh? is that a good university? are there many hbs, and how are the parties? I'm thinking about going there.'

The school rocks. There is lots of parties but i mean getting laid is all about you. However we are right next to Dusquene university which is rated number2 by playboy and the only choice those girls have to party is with the geak at CMU or us, and most of them go to pitt. I recomend going there strongly and suggest u live on campus ur first year. Go out, talk to chicks(lots lots lots of hotties) and let the lower head rule for a while. But dont let ur grades go ;). cya
 
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