XANEUS
Senior Don Juan
Lay #1: HB*****
Sent my wing into a seated 3-set where he was quickly blown out and
complained about the ***** shield on the closest girl. So, being
the ****y ******* I am, I felt it was my duty to put the girl in her
place. So I walked over and opened with "I hear you guys were mean
to my friend" while shaking my head and walking past them. Of
course they called me back and made me sit down so they could
explain how they're actually really nice girls. The girl who was
the 'target of my wrath' was the jappiest girl I've ever seen. And
she was only like a 7.5! WTF... so I layed like 8 negs on this
girl, and she just kept trying to reestablish her ***** shild. Her
friends thought it was hilarious that someone was beating her at her
own game. I left after like 5 minutes, but exchanged numbers when
she begged me to.
Called her up the next day talked for 1/2 hour. She invited me over
to her friend's house for the following day, where coincidentally
her friend had to leave shortly and HB***** needed a place to
chill... so ... back to my place... pop in a movie... and sex.
Interesting thing. She continued to **** test me during sex...
she'd complain about my technique... so I'd do a freeze out until
she begged for more of my 'ineptitude.'
Lay #2: HBPornWannabe
Out at a bar, she opens me on my boa... I game her a bit but then
her AFC friend ****blocks. She's not enjoying it, but she can't
tell him to **** off, so I tell her to find me later. Fifteen
minutes later, she does and it's ON... except she won't accept my
lock in accessories, and when I try to kiss close, she tells me
she's trying to hook up with her friend (the one who wasn't
****blocking)... I tell her to run along, but she begs me for my
number. WTF!! I give it to her then promptly forget about her.
The next day I'm going through my phonebook and I see her name... I
have no idea who she is so I call to find out. We talk for like 30
minutes, and she tells me she wants to be a pornstar... my
response... "Oh, that's a tough field to get into... you've got to
work LONG and HARD." Then I do Mystery's small titted twin
routine... We get together that evening. ice cream... mall...
dinner.. movie... sex, LMR only because she was on her period.
Weird... she blew me off and it was still on.
Lay #3: HBFlake
Started with an IM convo. This girl's been flaking for 2 months.
HBFlake: sorry i never made it to cagneys! i actually didn't go out
at all last night, i was in a pissy mood and supertired...
HBFlake: hope your birthday was FANTASTIC
XANEUS: thx... kiddo... wish me luck in hollywood
HBFlake: hollywood?
HBFlake: the rich kid party thing?
XANEUS: where I'm living for the next 3-6 months.
HBFlake: YIKES
HBFlake: when do you leave?
XANEUS: tuesday.
HBFlake: holy crap
XANEUS: yeah... that's why I really wnted to see you soon...
XANEUS: oh well...
HBFlake: i messed up!
HBFlake: and i am soo booked tomorrow it's ridiculous
XANEUS: oops
HBFlake: ahh but you will remember me?
HBFlake: and we will do lunch when you come back?
XANEUS: I donno... there be some outrageous good chickies in H town.
HBFlake: but you need to have some hot thangs on the east coast too!
HBFlake: it's networking!
XANEUS: haha... you're funny... for someone who never has time for
me you're sure being sweet now that it doesn't matter ;-)
HBFlake: never has time?!!!?? that was ONCE!
XANEUS: aight kiddo... I'll prove it.
I proved it by saying... "come over, right now." then when she
refused, I said, "see. I win." I then proceeded to tell her to
come over for 2 hours! Then I found out where she was, came over to
pick her up... brought her back to my place and ****ed her.
hahaha... I've got this phone flaking thing NAILED!!!!!
So on that note, I leave New York... Bring on Hollywood!!!
Sent my wing into a seated 3-set where he was quickly blown out and
complained about the ***** shield on the closest girl. So, being
the ****y ******* I am, I felt it was my duty to put the girl in her
place. So I walked over and opened with "I hear you guys were mean
to my friend" while shaking my head and walking past them. Of
course they called me back and made me sit down so they could
explain how they're actually really nice girls. The girl who was
the 'target of my wrath' was the jappiest girl I've ever seen. And
she was only like a 7.5! WTF... so I layed like 8 negs on this
girl, and she just kept trying to reestablish her ***** shild. Her
friends thought it was hilarious that someone was beating her at her
own game. I left after like 5 minutes, but exchanged numbers when
she begged me to.
Called her up the next day talked for 1/2 hour. She invited me over
to her friend's house for the following day, where coincidentally
her friend had to leave shortly and HB***** needed a place to
chill... so ... back to my place... pop in a movie... and sex.
Interesting thing. She continued to **** test me during sex...
she'd complain about my technique... so I'd do a freeze out until
she begged for more of my 'ineptitude.'
Lay #2: HBPornWannabe
Out at a bar, she opens me on my boa... I game her a bit but then
her AFC friend ****blocks. She's not enjoying it, but she can't
tell him to **** off, so I tell her to find me later. Fifteen
minutes later, she does and it's ON... except she won't accept my
lock in accessories, and when I try to kiss close, she tells me
she's trying to hook up with her friend (the one who wasn't
****blocking)... I tell her to run along, but she begs me for my
number. WTF!! I give it to her then promptly forget about her.
The next day I'm going through my phonebook and I see her name... I
have no idea who she is so I call to find out. We talk for like 30
minutes, and she tells me she wants to be a pornstar... my
response... "Oh, that's a tough field to get into... you've got to
work LONG and HARD." Then I do Mystery's small titted twin
routine... We get together that evening. ice cream... mall...
dinner.. movie... sex, LMR only because she was on her period.
Weird... she blew me off and it was still on.
Lay #3: HBFlake
Started with an IM convo. This girl's been flaking for 2 months.
HBFlake: sorry i never made it to cagneys! i actually didn't go out
at all last night, i was in a pissy mood and supertired...
HBFlake: hope your birthday was FANTASTIC
XANEUS: thx... kiddo... wish me luck in hollywood
HBFlake: hollywood?
HBFlake: the rich kid party thing?
XANEUS: where I'm living for the next 3-6 months.
HBFlake: YIKES
HBFlake: when do you leave?
XANEUS: tuesday.
HBFlake: holy crap
XANEUS: yeah... that's why I really wnted to see you soon...
XANEUS: oh well...
HBFlake: i messed up!
HBFlake: and i am soo booked tomorrow it's ridiculous
XANEUS: oops
HBFlake: ahh but you will remember me?
HBFlake: and we will do lunch when you come back?
XANEUS: I donno... there be some outrageous good chickies in H town.
HBFlake: but you need to have some hot thangs on the east coast too!
HBFlake: it's networking!
XANEUS: haha... you're funny... for someone who never has time for
me you're sure being sweet now that it doesn't matter ;-)
HBFlake: never has time?!!!?? that was ONCE!
XANEUS: aight kiddo... I'll prove it.
I proved it by saying... "come over, right now." then when she
refused, I said, "see. I win." I then proceeded to tell her to
come over for 2 hours! Then I found out where she was, came over to
pick her up... brought her back to my place and ****ed her.
hahaha... I've got this phone flaking thing NAILED!!!!!
So on that note, I leave New York... Bring on Hollywood!!!
