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ER!C L!VE

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Alright, so I hadn’t been hitting up girls lately on myspace for a few months, so I decide to go find what’s out there. I browsed through the girls in my zip code, found about 200 hotties ages 18-19 yrs old and added about 30 girls to my myspace. Then, I started sending emails and leaving comments for each cute girl. I had one cute little 18yo girl start commenting on my photos, so I commented back to her. She didn’t respond so I deleted her from my list. About a week later, she replied and told me she never gets online. I talked with her for about 3 more emails and I asked her for her phone number and gave her mine. She replied with her phone number and I called her after 9PM. She was cool, we talked… I slowly moved the conversation to skinny dipping. I withdrew and said ahh I probably shouldn’t talk about that. She said, “oh no no please do!” I knew she was a freak at that point. I found out that she had a boyfriend, and that she had cheated on him 3 times by banging random guys at parties. She had no remorse about it. I knew it was a matter of time. Also, I knew she was an earth sign (astrology stuff), so I talked about my material possessions and money. I knew she’d dig that and each time I did, her face would light up J She was easy to read.

We first met at a local mall where girls her age usually hang out. She was with a friend who I smiled at and talked to for a bit. Her friend was the talker and the girl I wanted with was the follower. I realized this and made sure her friend would like me by talking to her and watching her face while I talked. I wanted to make sure she was always smiling. I figured if I could get her friend to like me, then she’d say, “Yea, go fvck him!” J I left them on a good note and text messaged her about 10 minutes later with, ‘you’re a little cutie’. She text messaged back, “you’re not so bad yourself’. I asked them over to my house and they drank a few Smirnoff Ice coolers, but they had to leave an hour after they arrived. Later, she text messaged me with, “when are we gonna ****”. I called her and said, ‘whenever you can get over here!’.
Fast forward about 1 week:
Finally, last night, I had her drive over with the specific purpose of banging me. I just said, ‘come over’. I’m sure she knew what to expect. She arrived at 7:30 wearing tight shorts and tight shirt, I walked her into my room and closed the door. She tried to make small talk, but I just said, “I’m going to start making out with you now”. She didn’t say anything while I approached her and started slowly French kissing her. We made out for about 3 minutes before I leaned her back onto the bed and closed the deal.

Good times….older men and younger girls.

Her pic:

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/j_kerouac/detail?.dir=f7d5&.dnm=b276.jpg&.src=ph

Go Team!

Eric
 
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Jon E

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Wow dude, you're umm......such a pimp. :rolleyes:
 

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Congrats bud, thats an excellent story.

Girls on myspace are just looking to **** and thats it.

I got on there a few months ago, and its turned into tail of the week around here.

All my guy friends are on it, and we joke we compare it to shopping at target and just taking what you want off the shelf.

But you being 31 laying the mack down on a 19 year old is impressive, kudos.

I can't see the girls pic, your link is bad by the way.
 

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NICE....too bad she's a freak.

edit: But VERY shaggadelic
 
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Nice.

We need more stories on here like this!

Eric I may need to ask you a few questions about myspace.

Never used it here.

I'm also thinking of getting some professional pics done to up my chances.
 

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haha I missed these threads about ER!C's adventures with internet sl*ts, welcome back man.

How is tenderz? You become a full blown porn site yet?
 

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So the next question would be this?

You said you were messaging a bunch of broads on myspace. What kind of emails are you sending them? ****y/funny stuff, or what?

I think it would be good if you posted some of the messages that you sent these broads.

I'm on myspace, and i've gotten my fair share of ass on there, i sometimes make fun of them, but sometimes i have nothing to say and end up with a real generic email that i know isn't getting me anything.

Good thread, she's cute dude. Thats the same caliber I go for.
 

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Good story Eric!

I don't doubt the fact you scored with this chick however I find this kind of weird.

I talked with her for about 3 more emails and I asked her for her phone number and gave her mine. She replied with her phone number and I called her after 9PM. She was cool, we talked… I slowly moved the conversation to skinny dipping. I withdrew and said ahh I probably shouldn’t talk about that. She said, “oh no no please do!” I knew she was a freak at that point. I found out that she had a boyfriend, and that she had cheated on him 3 times by banging random guys at parties. She had no remorse about it. I knew it was a matter of time. Also, I knew she was an earth sign (astrology stuff), so I talked about my material possessions and money. I knew she’d dig that and each time I did, her face would light up J She was easy to read.
Interesting how you could see her face light up on the telephone.
 

ER!C L!VE

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Eh, I typed it fast. When we were in person she'd light up.. On the phone her voice would perk up and she'd ask questions.

How is tenderz? You become a full blown porn site yet?

Yep! It's making money. :p


You said you were messaging a bunch of broads on myspace. What kind of emails are you sending them? ****y/funny stuff, or what?

check out http://tenderz.net/forum it's free.. here's my post from there:

How I do it..

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Myspace is fairly easy to figure out.

1. Get some great pics of yourself.

2. Copy a studly guy's profile (you know, the guy who's got all the girls leaving him messages). Just copy his wording and make your site VERY similar to his. ****, you could copy it word for word if you really wanted to.... I'd try to keep it real tho - but copy his style and word choices and jokes or whatever sticks out to you.

3. When your profile is complete, hit up every hot girl in your area - I'd advice going for every different type of girl out there. Add them, don't ask to be added

4. Shoot her an email saying something about her personality or that you like her style or something along those lines. **You could tell her she misspelled a word if you really wanted to :p. Then, if she reacts positively to you with a lol or something like that, banter back and fourth for about 1-5 emails and ask her for her phone number. Try to get her to meet with you in person ASAP. Meet up with her at a local mall's coffee shop, a bar, wherever.


**EDIT: I wrote this months ago, so I've changed what type of emails I send to girls. I tell them they're cuties and compliment them.

5. Talk with her and if you're vibing, you'll know it. You can usually take them back to your place and bang them that nite.

Cheers!
 

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For model and rockstar types only

1. Get some great pics of yourself.
That's the key, all right.

I ain't bad looking, but I'd need to have cosmetic surgery to compete with the "studly guys who have all the girls leaving them messages" in that department.

In real life it's possible to amp up my "stud quotient" with my style and the way I carry myself, neither of which can properly translate to an online profile.
 

ER!C L!VE

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Get creative. Take a pic of yourself that shows your best feature. I don't put my face on my profile as it's not all that attractive. I just put a photo of my torso up and a few other pics that I like - one of my watch, one of my car and some porn stars.

You could put an artsy type black and white photo of half of your face w/ you looking the opposite direction (emo type) or a pic of your chin. I'm just throwing stuff out there.




:cheer: Go Team!

Eric
 
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