LR: Getting Laid Brings ALL the problems.

[The Mad Ghost]

All the problems.

So I got laid lastnight. For some reason I can't help but feel a little disgust when I look at a ONS during the LMR sequence. Lastnight was a typical textbook Mystery Method rundown, I didn't even have to try. When she is smiling, I'lll smile, but in the back of my head I want to throw her off me and kick a hole in her head. Why am I like that? I can't wholeheartedly ENJOY her with my heart's content. Thats been the cse with the last two lays I've had too.

What makes matters worse is, is the fact of the whole PROCESS towards getting laid. I realized yesteryday, that ALL THIS trouble and sometimes weeks of no poon, to get the scraps. But two weeks from now, I'll be frustrated AGAIN and want to hit the next.

LR Report.
So this girl was such an EPIC FAIL at getting her rocks off. She reminded me a whole lot of Brittany Murphy in the looks department. She was a bit of a headscrew. She told me she has a dark side like supernatural and what she reads. So I said Less Talking, More Doing. Within 20-30 minutes of build up. I had her jeans down her ankles. She ATTEMPTED to LMR me, but it was too late.

Anyway, after I was pulling my d1ck out, the condom brang out some darkish (green, black) discharge. Very liquidy and it stained my bedsheets, it was dark and at first I thought it was blood, so I quickly took off the condom to see if it that sh1t had come from me, but it wasn't. So I turned on the light and ..BANG!

Some darkish black discharge was on my bedsheets. I'm like, this is so not cool. Then when asked what it was to her, she gave me some bullshyt about how it must've been the last girl you slept with. Fvcking NASTY DIRTY SKANK!

Anyway, I gave her some money to get the HELL OF OUT. Thats not cool? I shouldn't have to be a victim of such things at such a young age. I shouldn't have to see those things when getting laid, I shouldn't have to SMELL those things either. I honestly think, the chase is much more rewarding than the finishline.

Man, LOL, I hate my ex for this. She left me, only so I could find the scraps out in the street. With some other milked-emotionally-broken-skank who every other sucker has been through.

 

[L B]

If you can't learn to enjoy the journey, go be a monk.

 

[The Mad Ghost]

If you can't learn to enjoy the journey, go be a monk.

Hey, I wouldn't mind being a monk if I'm going to see BLACK discharge from the next few lays. I really would take up that offer and NO, I can't enjoy it if I have to view such things. I have STORIES TO TELL of my journeys, and that is not one of them. What an inane comment.

 

[Scars]

I'm sorry to hear that buddy.

Go get tested. Sounds like the clap.

I probably would had done the same thing. Let it be a lesson though. If the girl is a nutcase, with obvious psychological problems (talks about past traumatic things like rape, sexual abuse, physical/emotion abuse) then stay clear. Not only are they bad girlfriends, they can also destroy your life just through a single fvck. (Getting attached, stalking you, giving you STDs etc..) Just be a little more precautions. I know you can't always tell when a girl is dirty, but most dirty girls have the same qualities. Attention *****s, bad pasts (and aren't afraid to complain about it. in fact, it's usually one of the first things they will admit to you), and just a total nutcase in general. Learn to try and read the cover of the book a little more. If it doesn't seem right, then it probably isn't.

Better safe than sorry.

Don't get too bummed about it. I know it may seem kinda as obvious advice, but have you just tried gaming girls within your social circle? Friend of a friend of a friend? It's usually a little safer route. It may take a little more "bonding time", but maybe that's what you need. Start qualifying girls more. Don't just bang whatever life throws at you.

Good luck. Go get tested. Be safe.

-Scars

 

[The Mad Ghost]

Go get tested. Sounds like the clap

Nah dude. I wore a rubber. I mentioned that the condom brang out the black discharge from her vagina when I pulled out.

Don't get too bummed about it. I know it may seem kinda as obvious advice, but have you just tried gaming girls within your social circle? Friend of a friend of a friend? It's usually a little safer route. It may take a little more "bonding time", but maybe that's what you need. Start qualifying girls more. Don't just bang whatever life throws at you.

Unfortunately at the moment, my social circle doesn't allow me to game or interact with girls. Why? Because there aren't any, and the ones that do hang out with us are young potheads too. I have a thread about my social circle. It really sucks at the moment, but hopefully, with Warrior74's advice. It'll improve.

 

[Falcon25]

Let me get this straight. You are someone special who doesn't "deserve" to see vaginal discharge? Are you the son of a king or something? What makes you so special? You are a jerk off. If you don't want to be exposed to the real world, stay home. This is what happens when you have sex with strangers. You get to see things you never thought would. Grow the fuvk up, stop banging sluvts and stop thinking you "deserve" something. The world doesn't owe you a fuvking thing.

 

[Falcon25]

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Anyway, I gave her some money to get the HELL OF OUT. Thats not cool? I shouldn't have to be a victim of such things at such a young age. I shouldn't have to see those things when getting laid, I shouldn't have to SMELL those things either. I honestly think, the chase is much more rewarding than the finishline.

Man, LOL, I hate my ex for this. She left me, only so I could find the scraps out in the street. With some other milked-emotionally-broken-skank who every other sucker has been through.

Wow, this sentence goes down in the book as "why this generation is so fuvked up". This divk head thinks he shouldn't be a "victim". Though he fuvked a slut himself, and she didn't put a gun to his head. I feel sorry for most of you early twenties and and late twenties. Gonna be a rough one for all you. Stop feeling you are entitled to something.

 

[Razor Sharp]

When she is smiling, I'lll smile, but in the back of my head I want to throw her off me and kick a hole in her head. Why am I like that? I can't wholeheartedly ENJOY her with my heart's content. Thats been the case with the last two lays I've had too.

I can relate as I tend to lose interest in women who are too forward or don't provide a good deal of resistance. For me sex is like food. The fast kind is fun once in a while, but it's not as healthy or delicious as something that is slow cooked with lots of spice and chemistry.

I've also noticed that girls who put out more easily tend to be sloppy overall, which makes sense when you consider that the act of ONS for a woman is pretty reckless and wild.

Nature by design has made women's sexuality hidden deep inside of her - a safe haven for future offspring. Her willingness to open that sanctum to anyone who buys her a drink represents a massive depreciation in the value of said poon. It's the most natural reaction for a man to feel repulsion, or at the very least, contempt for such a creature.

As for the condition of her nether regions, green discharge usually means a vaginal infection in advanced stages. She might have a venereal disease or a plain old yeast infection. Her trying to lie about it is not a good sign. You should definitely get tested because condom or not, your balls were slapping against that stuff. If it's HPV or Herpes it doesn't care whether it feasts on frank or beans.

I hope that you were lucky this time, and have taken away the necessary lesson to "check the oil" in the future. Just try not to pull out a microscope, it might raise suspicions

btw: you need better goals than "getting laid". Try focusing on having fun, forget about these b*tches for a while and do what you need to do for yourself. When you do meet someone, make sure she likes a slow roast and is not serving up a crusty whopper.

 

[The Mad Ghost]

Let me get this straight. You are someone special who doesn't "deserve" to see vaginal discharge?

Did I say I deserve to be special you clown? Nobody, no, man deserves to see DIRTY vaginal discharge out of any woman. Sex should be clean and healthy. What I meant was, that I shouldn't have to deal with the backburner, thinking I may have to go to the clinic to get tested out. Regardless if its a ONS. I still wore a condom and I STILL feel as if I should go just for safe measure. Why is my psyche mesed up now? Because she was dirty. So, yeh I feel a special bonding towards my health.

Are you the son of a king or something? What makes you so special? You are a jerk off.

Name-calling aside, yeah I'm a jerkoff that just got laid. Hardy har har. Listen, its not about me being ''special'. Its the principle of it all. Its not like I haven't been around it. My ex girlfriend used to have discharge and such, but I know she was HEALTHY. I KNEW it was random menstraul discharge, without colour. This ONS had BLACK discharge, yes its a difference. You're calling me a jerkoff and to grow up because I care about my health and cleanliness in sex?

If you don't want to be exposed to the real world, stay home

So the real world is, that you SHOULD have to expect such things? BULL! I've had countless ONS and have not experienced that. I am in the real world, I'm abit of a wild child and constantly put myself in dangerous situations. Thus my knickname. You wouldn't know that though. If you can't comment in threads without resulting to name-calling like some Billy Joe Bad Azz. I'd rather not get in your azz. So stay out of mine.

This is what happens when you have sex with strangers

Really? Who? You or me. I've had sex with loads of strangers, funnily enough my ex was the only one who had normal discharge. Out of the other 24+ girls I've slept with, all smelt like water, sonnyboy.

You get to see things you never thought would. Grow the fuvk up, stop banging sluvts and stop thinking you "deserve" something. The world doesn't owe you a fuvking thing.

Stop banging slvts? So I take it you rarely have ONS? Because wouldn't she be a stranger for doing so? and also a SLVT? Don't even think to tell me you don't bang slvts. Answer that question, bigmouth. I don't deserve anything, I never ASKED. So I have no idea what you're talking about. Having a concious-longing for healthy sex is seen as not "Growing Up" these days, Oh yeh I forgot and you should dive in head first and expect the unexpected, yeah Ok.

 

[Paintballguy]

Stop crying like a little *****. Just be glad you wore a rubber.

 

[Serialized3]

Man, sell the story to the national enquirer - "GHOST FUCKS ALIEN!"

 

[Falcon25]

Stop crying like a little *****. Just be glad you wore a rubber.

hahaha well said. This guy is a jerk off. "I don't deserve to be a victim!" haha. He had his first bad taste of puvsy. Poor little boy.