low risk-field tested opener..... works everywhere

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lets say u see a girl is walking past you

you: " oh, you forgot to say hi"
she: what, do i know you?
you: "well, its been a long time huh, did
miss me?"
her (laughing) i dont remember, who are you.

(sometimes you will get a kiss)

well that is the most important part.... saying " you forgot to say hi" instantly gets their attention.. from now u can talk to her like good old friends.. nice!

try it and see the results...

good luck"
 

Ron Juan

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try not to take offense when I say that's the dumbest freakin idea I've heard

her: "so where do I know you from anyway?"
you: "uhhh.. ummm.."

And plus why the hell would you need to act like you know the girl to pick her up?? That's stupid..

And getting a KISS?? I wonder if you've even tried this. Probably NOT

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I don't like it. There is nothing genuine about it. I have done EXTENSIVE experiments with put-on's as openers and my experience is that they are crash and burn material. She may be entertained but that's the only reason you MAY get a positive response. Once she sees that you are putting her on she will see you and entertainment and she won't take you seriously.

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It's not a bad technique...what are some good ones that work for you SexPDX ?
 

PIPE-DJ2002

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well its what works FOR ME!!!

hey ron juan u poor poor dj

go try it instead of be whinning and giving excuses to not even try..

thats AFC

i have it all prepared see?

if she says ¨so where do i know u from?
me: what, u dont recognize me?.. i know we have talked before, cuz ive seen that outfit before..

she¨ but i just dont remember

you¨well it must be one of these weird situations, do u have a twin?

she¨ no

you: this is gonna be complicated.. but then you forgot to give me your name!

she oh sorry .. bla bla

me: no apologies!

GET IT????????????????

U JUST DONT GET IT!..LOL
 

Ron Juan

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wow.. you just made yourself sound even more pathetic. Okay so I'm being a little harsh on you but come on, this is just no good!!

I get it- I just don't think it's any good.

YOU tell ME if you've even TRIED IT before and what happened. Go ahead I'm waiting to hear your story


"I know we've talked before cuz I've seen that outfit before" Ya know, there's more than ONE outfit and a girl is smart enough to realize you're just making excuses to meet her, especially once you say "..but then you forgot to give me your name!"

You have it all prepared but you never said you tried it. So don't be callin me an AFC you f*ckin fag.

D@mn I hate you dumbass amateurs who think you're better and ****!!!
 
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