I've been meaning to get high with my friend for a long time, but it hadn't come to it yet. So I finally got weed from him, and got high.
First 5 minutes I wanted to call him and tell him his weed is sh1t. But then I got high. My out of body experience. 4 hours into it I'm still high. First thing, being high means a very high mental clarity. You become smarter while high. It's like nitrous for your brain. I had ideas like you can't imagine.
You're a great cook while high. I've ate a lot of stuff. I created my favorite dish. Bread, butter, and cheese, in microwave! You put it in there for 1 minute and glaze it with honey. It's like the best thing you ever tasted. Sweet and just good.
About safety of this thing. First hour or two it's like red eyes, and you really bad. Like you could do things, but you rather not to. Because it's not safe. That's why smoking weed is safe man. You know what you doing. But you like out of your body and mind, you know you're high and weired. You are very close to understanding how wired and socially unacceptable you are. Like if you were sober and you observed a high person and you were disgusted with him, and it's much more than that while you high. Being high brings you great understanding of things.
This is another thing, while you high you can understand things so much clearly. I've understood a lot of things. But I forgot them, because I'm writing this like 4 hours after smoking weed. Much earlier and it would be so much clearer. Now I don't even remember ideas. But I'm telling you, it made so much sense.
Then there is eating thing. You invent new recipies of eating stuff inside your fridge. I haven't stopped eating since I first smoked. At first it's like you could swallow your own tongue. As it gets high. It's weired. At first I thought like wtf, how come I"m not high. Sipping on my beer, then I started to fly away. I'm like out there, controlling my body. I'm small, and body is big and far from me. I kept getting higher. As I realized that I'm so small, and everything is so big, I came across this idea, I remember this one clearly.
Reality is bull ****, being high is real.
As I slowly return to bull **** I can't wait but to give my $20 to my friend and tell him to buy a big bag of weed at a discount from his work friend buddy for $20. We double up on this one and smoke it. This time we'll be eating his fridge. He catches this stone crab, it be great!
So what's the first thing I do while high? I jerk off! I somehow found my computer sexy, got on the internet, found a free porn site, put a nice video of intense anal fvck, pull my c0ck out of my pants, and start strocking. Doing it while high is fvcking awesome! It takes forever! At first my hand got tired, but then I just got turned on. And while you're at it, you are aware of you being high and potentially being able to hurt yourself, with so much strocking, so it's safe. Because you're aware of danger.
It's unbeliavable!
I now want to go and ride my bike, but's it's dark. Plus I've been told to lay low while I'm high. Yet, I know I'm aware of my own safety.
Being high brings you great mental clarity man. You have the ability to analyze your own thoughts as you think. Plus you can analyze people. Like analyze the game and sh1t. I've analyze my friend, who game me weed. As he called to check on me. I noticed him gaming me into buying more weed man. Which I'm fine with!
The universe. I know what it is. It's multi dimentional. You enter another dimention while you're high. The universe is unlimited in how many dimensions you can enter, or how high you can get. It's wonderful, and unlimited.
If you still a virgin, and haven't smoked weed, I'm telling you to loose your viginity and finally do it. It's great! Being high is cool.
I'm leaving you all with this interplanetary out of this world video of pure men, being pure men, in outer space man. Without women. True players with pure game. http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...=10&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3
First 5 minutes I wanted to call him and tell him his weed is sh1t. But then I got high. My out of body experience. 4 hours into it I'm still high. First thing, being high means a very high mental clarity. You become smarter while high. It's like nitrous for your brain. I had ideas like you can't imagine.
You're a great cook while high. I've ate a lot of stuff. I created my favorite dish. Bread, butter, and cheese, in microwave! You put it in there for 1 minute and glaze it with honey. It's like the best thing you ever tasted. Sweet and just good.
About safety of this thing. First hour or two it's like red eyes, and you really bad. Like you could do things, but you rather not to. Because it's not safe. That's why smoking weed is safe man. You know what you doing. But you like out of your body and mind, you know you're high and weired. You are very close to understanding how wired and socially unacceptable you are. Like if you were sober and you observed a high person and you were disgusted with him, and it's much more than that while you high. Being high brings you great understanding of things.
This is another thing, while you high you can understand things so much clearly. I've understood a lot of things. But I forgot them, because I'm writing this like 4 hours after smoking weed. Much earlier and it would be so much clearer. Now I don't even remember ideas. But I'm telling you, it made so much sense.
Then there is eating thing. You invent new recipies of eating stuff inside your fridge. I haven't stopped eating since I first smoked. At first it's like you could swallow your own tongue. As it gets high. It's weired. At first I thought like wtf, how come I"m not high. Sipping on my beer, then I started to fly away. I'm like out there, controlling my body. I'm small, and body is big and far from me. I kept getting higher. As I realized that I'm so small, and everything is so big, I came across this idea, I remember this one clearly.
Reality is bull ****, being high is real.
As I slowly return to bull **** I can't wait but to give my $20 to my friend and tell him to buy a big bag of weed at a discount from his work friend buddy for $20. We double up on this one and smoke it. This time we'll be eating his fridge. He catches this stone crab, it be great!
So what's the first thing I do while high? I jerk off! I somehow found my computer sexy, got on the internet, found a free porn site, put a nice video of intense anal fvck, pull my c0ck out of my pants, and start strocking. Doing it while high is fvcking awesome! It takes forever! At first my hand got tired, but then I just got turned on. And while you're at it, you are aware of you being high and potentially being able to hurt yourself, with so much strocking, so it's safe. Because you're aware of danger.
It's unbeliavable!
I now want to go and ride my bike, but's it's dark. Plus I've been told to lay low while I'm high. Yet, I know I'm aware of my own safety.
Being high brings you great mental clarity man. You have the ability to analyze your own thoughts as you think. Plus you can analyze people. Like analyze the game and sh1t. I've analyze my friend, who game me weed. As he called to check on me. I noticed him gaming me into buying more weed man. Which I'm fine with!
The universe. I know what it is. It's multi dimentional. You enter another dimention while you're high. The universe is unlimited in how many dimensions you can enter, or how high you can get. It's wonderful, and unlimited.
If you still a virgin, and haven't smoked weed, I'm telling you to loose your viginity and finally do it. It's great! Being high is cool.
I'm leaving you all with this interplanetary out of this world video of pure men, being pure men, in outer space man. Without women. True players with pure game. http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...=10&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3
