This was posted on a motorcycle forum:
Female rider needed for crazy end of summer idea
Ok so here is the deal, I have had a crazy summer running my business and that has put a serious deficit in my riding and outdoors time. So I got to thinking, I want to pack a backpack, sleeping bag and tent and ride north and camp for a few days each night in a different spot, we can make it a long week-end. I am looking for a female rider, preferably sport bike (so we have to stop for gas at the same time lol) I have been riding for 7 years and have 100's of hours of track time. I would like to meet before hand to check compatibility and go for a ride to make sure we both are comfortable with each others skill level. I have no preference if we share a tent or you bring your own. I am not looking for intamacy just adventure. I just happen to prefer the company of a woman. Want to do this before it gets to cold. If you’re reading this and it’s not for you but know someone who would like to experience it please forward it on.
A little more about me; I am 32, experienced in outdoor camping, fit, I can hold a conversation on many topics, I am very clean and well mannered, I am very respectful and just a generally fun guy, Smoker, light drinker. And NEVER NEVER ride or drive while intoxicated, if you do, don't PM me! For anyone else that wants a cool end of summer blow-out trip take the first step and e-mail me for more details. Just two riders and the beautiful northern Ontario landscape.
Just one other thought, we could also go south in to the Adirondack Mountains. Let get together and figure that out. PM me
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Of the responses he got, here is my favorite:
Well if he's gonna do it...
Im looking for a female rider for great end of the summer adventure. There will be no riding, mainly just camping. Id like to go to remote areas and push myself on you. If we're in a city type setting someone might call the cops. I do not like being tied up or anything like that. Im looking for straight missionary style adventure. Im a nurturing guy, I will take care of you after I ravage you. Back rub may come into play. If you're just looking to ride, DONT PM ME. Strictly looking for a sexy time partner. I am a smoker/drinker (heavy). Tends to lower standards on the time and place fiasco.
I do LOVE to ride sport bikes, but thats not what this is about. You can tell everyone it is as long as you know its not. Please PM me or email me with details. Email is
everseendeliverance@gmail.com
Thanks for the help ladies!
