LOL check out this email

[86]

I've used internet personals for a bit now (I know what you're thinkin' but hey - it's just another tool in a DJ's arsenal), and have had a few minor successes....I send out fairly ****y/funny emails to prospects, but nothing too over the top. but holy chit! look at this email I got the other day, holy beeyotch, batman!

First of all, i have a busy life, i work and go to school full time so i don't have time to meet anyone or bother to put up with the low lifes that dare to approach me in the bars, clubs, coffe bars, library etc. is this whole city full of single horrible men?

I don't even bother anymore. I just enjoy being single and don't worry about it, because if there's some1 out there for me, he's going to find me....eventually i don't even remember when i posted this up here, it was for fun to see what kind of guys would answer and what kind of answer i would get;
i didn't even expect an e-mail like u wrote me. what was that all about ? is that your idea of what a woman wants? cuz if it is you're so off.

i don't expect knights in shining armor etc. that's what every girl dreams at first but u figure i'm young and pretty and just want some1 to settle down with. what i want is a boyfriend who will love me and care for me. i don't him to be rich or powerful, down to earth and laid back is fine with me, ha ! it doesn't matter, but he does have to be somewhat educated. well now u go back to your fantasy world and if u don't answer fine by me, i'll just enjoy living my faboulous life single in the city full of horrible single men with issues !

look me up and next time think before u e-mail. thanks !

such a command of the english language, wow I am soooo turned on, LOL.

anyhoo - I want to respond to his of course lets hear what you would say....

 

[Cheiradawg]

post a copy of the email you sent out

 

[86]

my original email was loosely based on an old post by BigBill, heres the original thread (and BigBill's email is below):

http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18342&highlight=email+macking


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Your profile looks interesting. Not sure what you are looking for from the service or why you joined. Looks to me like quite a few women on this service are here to meet that tall handsome, flamenco-dancing, sports car driving, lawyer or doctor who loves camping, hiking, rock climbing, motorcycling, water-skiing, sky diving, bunji jumping, rare coin collecting, and building houses for homeless people.

I guess many of these women feel that such a man is probably tired of shallow relationships with the supermodels and actresses that bother him constantly and so he’s here looking to meet a girl on the internet.

But you aren’t that shallow right? No, not you. You’re not stuck in fantasyland and neither am I.

If that made you smile send me a message. I may not have a yacht or make 6 figures but I’m damned entertaining, pretty interesting, and quite the handsome devil too when I get all decked out.

If it didn’t make you smile: sorry, You can go back to fantasyland now!

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[Capi Crimini]

"You thought I was a knight in shining armor?Hell I'm not wearing anything." or
"You thought I was a knight in shining armor? Hell thats British. I wear Trojan."

For real though post the letter you sent her fore any of us answer. To hard to guess what you said.

 

[Capi Crimini]

My 02. try real life. This is so screwed in so many ways. You want a reply message I have no clue. Sounds like it'd be easier to find a new penpal. I'm baffled my DJ skill have faltered. Sorry.

 

[icepick]

Just send her something like this:

If you ever want to be with a man that can give you an orgasm again, learn how to stop being a b*tch here!