jakeyboy
Master Don Juan
read this off a book, hope you guys enjoy it as much as i did
Because we are men
If we put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the Rat Race, we're a male chauvinist pig. If we stay at home and do the housework, we're a pansy.
If we work too hard, there's never enough time for her and the kids. If we don't work hard enough, we're a good for nothing layabout.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, that's exploitation. If we have a boring repetitive job with low pay, we should get off our butts and find something better.
If a man gets a promotion ahead of her, that's favouritism.
If she gets a promotion ahead of a man, that's equal opportunity.
If we mention how nice she looks, that is sexual harrassment.
If we keep quiet, that is typical male indifference.
If we cry, we're a sheila. if we don't, we're an insensitve bastard.
If a man thumps her, that's wife bashing. If she thumps him, that's self defence.
If he makes a decision without consulting her, he's a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without regard for his feelings, then she's a liberated woman.
If he asks her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that is domination. If she asks him, its a favour.
If we appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, we're sexual perverts. If we don't notice, we're poofters.
If we like a woman to keep in shape and shave her legs, that is sexist. If we don't care, that is unromantic.
If we try to keep ourselves in shape, that's vanity. If we don't, we're slobs.
If we buy her flowers, we're after something. If we don't, we're forgetful.
If we're proud of our achievements, we're up ourselves. If we aren't, we lack ambition.
If we ask for a cuddle, we never think of anything but sex.
If she has a headache, it's because she's tired. If he has a headache, it's because he doesn't love her anymore.
If we want sex too often, we're oversexed. If we can't perform on cue, there must be someone else!!!
wow. think this is so true. hope you fellas out there managed to gain a useful insight on logic as seen through a woman's eyes. if you have anything to add on to this list, please feel free and give me your opinions. thanks!
peace out
Jake
Because we are men
If we put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the Rat Race, we're a male chauvinist pig. If we stay at home and do the housework, we're a pansy.
If we work too hard, there's never enough time for her and the kids. If we don't work hard enough, we're a good for nothing layabout.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, that's exploitation. If we have a boring repetitive job with low pay, we should get off our butts and find something better.
If a man gets a promotion ahead of her, that's favouritism.
If she gets a promotion ahead of a man, that's equal opportunity.
If we mention how nice she looks, that is sexual harrassment.
If we keep quiet, that is typical male indifference.
If we cry, we're a sheila. if we don't, we're an insensitve bastard.
If a man thumps her, that's wife bashing. If she thumps him, that's self defence.
If he makes a decision without consulting her, he's a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without regard for his feelings, then she's a liberated woman.
If he asks her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that is domination. If she asks him, its a favour.
If we appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, we're sexual perverts. If we don't notice, we're poofters.
If we like a woman to keep in shape and shave her legs, that is sexist. If we don't care, that is unromantic.
If we try to keep ourselves in shape, that's vanity. If we don't, we're slobs.
If we buy her flowers, we're after something. If we don't, we're forgetful.
If we're proud of our achievements, we're up ourselves. If we aren't, we lack ambition.
If we ask for a cuddle, we never think of anything but sex.
If she has a headache, it's because she's tired. If he has a headache, it's because he doesn't love her anymore.
If we want sex too often, we're oversexed. If we can't perform on cue, there must be someone else!!!
wow. think this is so true. hope you fellas out there managed to gain a useful insight on logic as seen through a woman's eyes. if you have anything to add on to this list, please feel free and give me your opinions. thanks!
peace out
Jake
