Lmao I am literally OBSESSED with a porn star

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Rachel Starr. I can't help but laugh as I write this ridiculous post. I mean, good God at dat ass and sexual abilities, but this sudden obsession actually stems from a girl who used to go to my gym and was, no lie, my perfect girl.

The great amount of stress I'm under coupled with my recent sexual frustration due to my lack of free time to actively seek out women and sex is surely contributing to this odd obsession as well...

Anyways, this girl at my gym... Black hair, blue eyes, pretty face, probably around 25-28 years old, about 5'8, fuhucking amazing body - one of the best asses I've ever seen. She seriously looked like Rachel Starr at her peak, but with a better face (similar, but prettier). I used to see her in there all the time and I always had this massive crush on her. I know she liked me, too. Sh!t, I even talked to her once. Nothing big, just some light-hearted teasing/joking around and name exchange, but like I said, I could tell she was into me. Haven't seen her, or her sister who'd come in with her, for a long while though.

But recently, more than likely due to the aforementioned factors, I've been thinking about how I should have gotten her number and taken her out. It's f*cking eating me up inside! How in Batman's nutsack could I talk to this girl - my perfect fcking girl - exchange names, and not ever ask her out?! Lol I can't help but look back and laugh at the dumbass mistakes I've made when it comes to women. And even funnier is that I'll probably make a thousand more :crackup:

Don't pass up an opportunity. No matter what it is (e.g., women, job, etc.), because you'll end up a regretful faggot.

...Unless of course I can bang Rachel Starr. I hear she only charges $2,000 an hour and lives in Dallas, TX. Any contributions to the "get Korrupt enough money to bang Rachel Starr" fund? ;)
 

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Korrupt said:
Don't pass up an opportunity. No matter what it is (e.g., women, job, etc.), because you'll end up a regretful faggot.
Haha! Great words of advice! It's true - I regret very few things I do, but I definitely regret the things I didn't do.

Also, I don't think there is a single vagina on this planet that's worth $2,000 an hour. Better off spending the money on a haircut and gym membership.
 

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Buy a good camera and find her at a porn convention. I bet she'll take a couple hundred to bang you in a hotel room if you play it off like a pro.
 

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She is. I was checking her out a few months ago.

I know what you mean about getting hot for chicks that look very much like other chicks you may or may not have access to.

At one point I had 3 lined up that all looked like triplets.
 

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Rachel Starr has a picture of her getting plugged in the butt on her twitter page.

Just sayin.
 

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4/10 would not bang...thought I should be the first one to make this inevitable post.
 

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I swear she looks like a man to me. I would never touch this nasty piece of ****. You may want to rethink your sexuality. Maybe you are gay. And I am not trying to be mean or joke around. I have nothing against homosexuals.
 

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alpha_ash said:
I swear she looks like a man to me. I would never touch this nasty piece of ****. You may want to rethink your sexuality. Maybe you are gay. And I am not trying to be mean or joke around. I have nothing against homosexuals.
:crackup:

Her face isn't the best but her body is crazy.
 

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Korrupt said:
I mean, good God at dat ass and sexual abilities,
What ass? Maybe I've been spoiled but all she does is poke her lower body out as far as she can
 

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i don't really do porn anymore but when I did I found that I gravitated towards women who looked like women I knew / had sex with / had crushes on.

jasmine lynn was one who looked a lot like beth the girl who i talked about on this site before, damn near idential twins.

flick shagwell looks a lot like the girl that brought me to this site though the girl that brought me here is hotter, they just resemble each other

Lacey Devalle looks a lot like me Ex amber
 

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Espi said:
Someone here on SS posted a thread recently that featured a link to a website that had porn stars pictured with and without their makeup on.

I wonder what she looks likes without makeup...some of those porn gals look really ragged without their makeup caked on.
Lol nearly every woman looks like sh!t without makeup.
 

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She was also in the article of pornstars without make up, Espi. Look it up.

Anyway, her face is nothing special but her ass/hips/legs are great. By the way, she is turning 30 this year. I'm sure she was at least 1 or 2 points up on the scale say, 6 years ago.
 

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check out the movie after porn ends. It's on netflix.

They talk to middle ages porn has-beens. No makeup, and past their prime. Absolutely hideous, uneducated, trailer trash, loud and obnoxious people that you would DREAD living next to.

Those are the kind of gals you're jackin to.
 

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Lol wow. The Internet is a scaaaaarrrrrry place.

Didn't think I'd actually find her, but just for the hell of it I decided to search for her on Facebook. I checked a few of my "friends'" friend lists by searching her first name. No luck with that, so I decide to straight up search for her using Facebook's "search" option. I input her first name and my city of residence, and, amazingly, I find her in seconds. I then go to Google and search her full name (from Facebook) out of curiosity. I end up finding her date of birth, first six digits of her phone number, a very recent article where she was pictured and mentioned, and, most frightening of all, her address.

Be safe out here, boys... :nervous:
 
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