Why does someone believe you when you say there are 20 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- It depends, did you even try to put 20 billion stars on the paper..that's probably why they're checking.
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
- Because they can.
Why dosnt Tarzan have a beard?
- He hasn't hit publicly
Why are Inflammable things are so flammable?
- "The presence of the prefix in- has misled many people into assuming that inflammable means "not flammable" or "noncombustible." The prefix -in in inflammable is not, however, the Latin negative prefix -in, which is related to the English -un and appears in such words as indecent and inglorious. Rather, this -in is an intensive prefix derived from the Latin preposition in."
Why can superman deflect bullets with his chest but still ducks when you throw something at him????
- Were you throwing it at his head?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak
- Remotes are like that, they stop functioning so you have no choice but to please it with fresh power. (or it's getting a orgy out of the squishing)
