Lets Have a V-Day for Men!

DJDamage

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We all know that Valentines Day is catred for women. Its all about her, its hardley ever about the guy. All the pink hearts and sweet chocolates and lovey dovey crap, this holiday is purely for the woman. Majority of men are chumps thinking by burning their money for this corporate holiday, their girlfriend will love them even more. However the following day your girlfriend interest level will be about the same. I doubt majority of men will get equal value in Valentines day. For most men if the women is happy then they are happy. Her gift to him is her happiness.

I suggest we make a thread of V-DAY for Men, which will appear the following day after Valentines Day.

Introducing V-DAY For Men: We should expect our girlfriends/dates to wake us up with a bJ then prepare breakfast for us. Pay for our golf lessons while taking a break half way to go into the woods for 5 minutes "doggy style action" (if you are living in a cold climate pay for ski/snowboard lesson and find a place to do it there) Then take us home and stop on the way to blockbuster picking up a movie (No no not a sweet romantic movie but something with gore like "Dawn of the Dead") head home relax watch the movie or sports. Then for dinner order a "meat lover" pizza (no sissy veggie kind) and beer. After the pizza is done, she should change into a sexy slutty outfit and let us fvck her as long as we want too and introduce other things she normally wouldn't like on a daily basis ( no foreplay b.s) then we roll over and go to sleep without being disturbed (Can't talk now sleeping). THIS IS WHAT A MAN SHOULD HAVE AS HIS V-DAY

Any other suggestions?!
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Not meaning to be a wet blanket, but whenever I see V-Day, I can't help but think "VD."
 

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Not meaning to be a wet blanket, but whenever I see V-Day, I can't help but think "VD."
When I see V-Day it reminds me of the day the allied forces defeated the Nazis. Since many of the problems modern man have with todays modern feminisim, it seems to be the right fit.
 
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