"leave us alone" lol

[Life-Trainee]

Attempted to go to the club last night but didn't get in. There was a group of chix, oh maybe 6 of them standing in line to the club. I tried to start up a friendly conversation with them but one of them turned to me and said "Leave us alone". Looks like an ultimate c0ck block. I just smiled and resumed talking to my friend.
What would be a funny response to that?

 

[comic_relief]

"nice to meet you, too."

 

[Caveman]

What baseball said or

That time of the month again huh?

(to the other girls) Just got dumped huh?

Excuse me.. didn't notice you're a dyke and you are here with your harem..

 

[Austin Allegro]

Don't worry too much about witty repostes, concentrate on not getting the rejection in the first place.

Can you describe the approach in more detail? I think if you get EC and smile first then a non-committal, open conversation starter, you normally wouldn't have got the reply you did. You have to do it in stages.

Eg, even the most stuck up woman with her b*tch shield set to 'kill' won't say 'leave us alone' for asking her the time, or asking her for a light, or asking if she knows when the club closes etc.

When you get the green light at each stage, you move on to the next one. Conversely, if she acts like a rude b*tch at any stage, you politely withdraw. Witty repostes won't do much good on a stuck up cow as most of them have no sense of humour anyway.


Oh and Squirrelz, I'll save you the trouble of trolling and say it myself - if it doesn't work you could always smack her a*s.

 

[Ice Cold]

Originally posted by Life-Trainee
"Leave us alone"

To hell with you then

 

[Life-Trainee]

Last night was weird. I went out to clubs with my ultra-AFC friend. He's completely desperate. His GF gave him LJBF recently so we went out last night to search for opportunities. He did pathetic loser crap like running half a block ahead of oncoming chicks and then pretend that he's walking towards them. Apparently that would give him opprtunity to establish EC with them and get talking. Well, he didn't even have enough balls to talk to these chicks after his futile attempts to do the 3 second rule. At last we arrived to the club-line where we saw those chicks. He was in my presence when those chix blew me off. They could've easily seen his ridiculous attempts and then see us together, probably associated him with me.

 

[Ricky]

Girls can be really rude. Don't take it personally. They probably had been hit on all night.

HOWEVER, it is perfectly and completely legitimate to call them out on it.

I was on a dancefloor one time and of all things a girl screamed when she saw me. I was like WTF? I mean come on I'm an average dude, but she was trying to be funny or blow me off.

I called her out on it. I said that was extremely rude you yelling at me. She actually agreed with me. I didn't say anything more to her the *****. Nowadays I would have told her it was rude and demanded for her to buy me a beer to make up for it.

This other time, I was on a dancefloor and a girl actually pushed me. Her and her friend were there and I can't remember what i said to her first, but she was rude. So I said something like "Grow some T I T S to her because she was kind of flat" My friend said something like that to her friend as well. They both looked upset and left the dance floor, so i felt like I won.

To contrast those couple of bad experiences, I've had numerous good experiences with girls. Just goes to show you, you never know what type of girl you are gonna run into.

 

[Player_Supreme]

I just got back from Tahoe. I went to club Nero and partied Saturday night. The club was full of bacholorette's cause they can get in for free.

I ended up dancing with one and things got a bit out of hand. She took her top up and pulled her breast out...bit my dyck...and stuck her tongue down my throat...and this was after I had danced with a few of her friends.

Another bacholorette who was dancing above us on the stage reached down and tapped the one who I was dancing with on the shoulder and said what she was doing wasn't nice.

I wanted to give her a going away present (oh she wasn't drunk) before she got married and that other bytch ****blocked and threw salt on my game.

So I got one of her friends numbers.

Later on I was on the stage and the same bytch tried to get up behind me and slap my ass. I turned to her and said "keep your fawking hands off me" Then I said " Dam you got a big assed fore head..hell that's a 5 head girl" She didn't but I did notice her forehead was a little pronounced even though she would of been in you white guys hb9 status.

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What you should of did was look for that *****es weakness, like if her clothes didn't quite match or her feet were too big or find something that she is self conscious about exploited it.

 

[Hamaraz]

Originally posted by Life-Trainee
Attempted to go to the club last night but didn't get in. There was a group of chix, oh maybe 6 of them standing in line to the club. I tried to start up a friendly conversation with them but one of them turned to me and said "Leave us alone". Looks like an ultimate c0ck block. I just smiled and resumed talking to my friend.
What would be a funny response to that?

AFC technique huh?

Chatting up b's.

Best way. Be a stud and let the hbs chase you. Indirectly impress them.

If you talk them up, they will think you are a loser. Second, never hit on chicks in a group. You are outnumber and she has their defenses up. It is actually best to outnumber a girl, social pressure.

 

[Titus]

A crazy world we are living in endeed.

I seem to recall a documentary about hienas (is that spelled correct?) and how they mate.

The poor slobs are literally slaves to females. They have to "wait" (meaning, jumping around them, whining, looking all horny and pathetic and hoping for a chance) their turns until the female momentarely brushes away her perks, lifts her queenly butt form the ground and give the "let's do this" sign to the poor sonova***** who has been probably tracking her for days hoping, (no feeding here of course, might miss it) for a chance.

To tell the truth... it really does seem kinda familiar somehow. Can't quite put my finger on it, however.

 

[Ebach]

Don't insult with those dyke jokes. That stereotypical bull**** and will make her think even less of you. Instead say something nice to her. She won't be able to handle it because she'll be the rude one. Women hate to be rude.

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

Originally posted by baseballDJ
"nice to meet you, too."

Thats the way!

 

[Ebach]

My suggestion will work if you say it in a charming way. Otherwise you will be an AFC. That's why people say that a lot of times it's not important what you say, but how you say it. Keep that in mind when you work the field.

 

[Life-Trainee]

I'm not certain about not hitting on chix in groups. Single chicks here rarely go to clubs alone, they always bring a girlfriend or two.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Originally posted by Life-Trainee
I'm not certain about not hitting on chix in groups. Single chicks here rarely go to clubs alone, they always bring a girlfriend or two.

I personnally think that it's hard to approach a group of women, as in 4 or more, most of the time. I've done it before a few times, where everyone else wouldn't approach (even for money, 5$).

Me and my friends were sitting in a 'booth' seat, and the four girls were taking up the 4 chairs. I just played it cool, talked to my buddies for a while, and waited.... and waited... finally, 3 of them get up to go get new drinks. And once they were at the bar, I went to the remaining target (all 4 were relatively hot), and I started a conversation with her untill her friends came back and got introduced, and before really starting a conversation just said, "How about you girls come to the table with my buddies over there?" They promptly followed.

So, if you notice what happened, instead of approaching the group, make friends with one of the girls and have her introduce you, rather then facing the group head-on.

Either way, the easiest is to find a girl that is alone. Or, have your wingman join when you approach 2 women, or 2 wings for 3 women. Just so that it's easier to separate them without anyone being left out.

My 2 cents.

 

[princelydeeds]

I say anytime there are more than three women together at least two of them can't stand each other. Divide and conquer is the best strategy. Use your wingman to help you weed out the hostility.

About a month ago I was out with my buddy, he tried to speak to a chick who was at a table full of girls. He made a joke and the whole table started laughing. Almost on cue, I joined the convo and 3 out of the four chicks were seriously into the convo.

Of course the fourth, the fat ugly chick, attempted to steal everyones joy. She interupts, "UMMMM...... excuse me.....excuse me we were in the middle of eating you are interrupting our conversation why dont you just like... GO AWAY!" My buddy and I pointed and laughed at her. Her "friends" looked at her like she had 3 heads. I paused for a moment but replied "why is it that miserable people always want to steal everyone elses joy, becareful ladies misery loves company."

I walked away and stood in another part of the club. About 10 minutes later, the fat ugly chick and one of the other chicks left. The other two came up to me and said " You should feel soooo bad you made the fat chick cry." Then they looked at each other and started laughing and one of them said, " WE can't stand that B!TCH!"

 

[Titus]

Originally posted by princelydeeds
I say anytime there are more than three women together at least two of them can't stand each other. Divide and conquer is the best strategy. Use your wingman to help you weed out the hostility.

About a month ago I was out with my buddy, he tried to speak to a chick who was at a table full of girls. He made a joke and the whole table started laughing. Almost on cue, I joined the convo and 3 out of the four chicks were seriously into the convo.

Of course the fourth, the fat ugly chick, attempted to steal everyones joy. She interupts, "UMMMM...... excuse me.....excuse me we were in the middle of eating you are interrupting our conversation why dont you just like... GO AWAY!" My buddy and I pointed and laughed at her. Her "friends" looked at her like she had 3 heads. I paused for a moment but replied "why is it that miserable people always want to steal everyone elses joy, becareful ladies misery loves company."

I walked away and stood in another part of the club. About 10 minutes later, the fat ugly chick and one of the other chicks left. The other two came up to me and said " You should feel soooo bad you made the fat chick cry." Then they looked at each other and started laughing and one of them said, " WE can't stand that B!TCH!"

And you think you are a hero now?
Jesus wept!
These kinds of things always make my stomach churn...

A prayer for all of us here and all yet to come:
"May our children, their children, their children's children and all that come after them forgive us for the world we have created for them..."

No Amen

 

[Hollowpoint]

SO Titus you agree with the fat boar being a b1tch to them?


Poor thing you must have never had any guys hit on you sweetheart!

 

[JSH]

Originally posted by Titus
And you think you are a hero now?
Jesus wept!
These kinds of things always make my stomach churn...

A prayer for all of us here and all yet to come:
"May our children, their children, their children's children and all that come after them forgive us for the world we have created for them..."

No Amen

you from slovenia, thats amazing, heh and welcome to the European Union. Where do you come from.

 

[Titus]

Originally posted by Hollowpoint
SO Titus you agree with the fat boar being a b1tch to them?


Poor thing you must have never had any guys hit on you sweetheart!

Scuse' me?

No, luckily i don't have guys hitting on me. Maybe cause i'm one myself.

And as for the fat boar...

God damn it, don't you see it? Don't you fukkin see it?! What the biggest problem in today's world is?? What i am talking about all the time on this board??
It's NOT the "fat boar!" that counts! It's not her fat butt or pig cheeks! It's not her ugly face!

The fact that matters is that maybe 30 years ago that woman would have been considered allright. Maybe not a 10top but allright!

But how about today?

Noooo, today the standards are much, MUCH higher. What was allright just yesterday is considered ugly today. What was beautiful back then is hardly barable on this day.

The standard.
We think we are all kings that deserve, no, NEED the best. But sadly... we are not. We are just apes. In finer clothing.

Monkeys with too much fleas in our brains.

And it's all not stopping. Quite the opposite. Getting worse all the time.
Sooner or later the "fat boar" won't even be allowed anymore in that club, much less try to "spoil" the honored guests's party. Or maybe not. The manager still needs her money, 200 pounds or not.

Now, if you'll pardon me, i think i'll go flea picking and butt schratching for a while.