Lay Report : 36 Year Old Milf.

Warrior74

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backstory:
We met years ago when I was in an LTR. She seemed nice but I only met her once. We have a lot of friends in the same social circle.

report:
My friend says she's bringing her girlfriend and some guys out with us on NYE. When HB36 steps out of the car we instantly recognize each other. Big hugs. We all go to my apartment and drink and smoke and get ready to go out. We catch up on what our lives have been like in the last 5 years. I flirt and act ****y towards her, not intentionally, it just happened that way. At the club me and HB36 dance with each other for a while, we flirt. Later I run into another chick, hb40 and I end up making out with her. I find out later HB36 sees this. We go to another club and while dancing I push her up against the wall and kiss her, then we headed home. Her friend goes to drop the other guys out and we make out on my sofa.

The next day I go by their hotel room, we are all hung over and tired as hell. We end up making out but she tells me she's on her period so that puts the breaks on it. We end up talking alot and going to dinner and making out and talking. She tells me her life story in bed. The chemistry between us is amazing. She kept telling me how she's never met anyone like me and how attractive I am and how she feels so comfortable with me.
Some other guy keeps blowing up her phone the whole time and sending her lame text messages trying desperately to get her attention.

She also says that she saw other girls in the club all over me and how she didn't like having to fight for my attention (LOL ya right, she loved it). She says how I made her break all of her rules. She never dances with guys, she never makes out in cars or in clubs or with some guy she practically just met, but because our connection was so strong she just couldn't help herself. I tell her 'attraction is not a choice' and she agrees.

Yesterday, she comes down from her city to visit me. We go to dinner, have a few drinks and go back to my place. We closed the deal and got up this morning and had breakfast. She's been blowing my phone up with texts all day. She's kid free for another two days and she wants me to come see her weds. night. If I get all of my projects sorted out, then its ago. Otherwise it will have to be next weekend.
 

Mr. Me

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Some other guy keeps blowing up her phone the whole time and sending her lame text messages trying desperately to get her attention.
I imagine that would be the last guy she had amazing chemistry with for whom she broke all her rules.

Not to rain on your parade, though. Enjoy the ride while it lasts.
 

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Mr. Me said:
I imagine that would be the last guy she had amazing chemistry with for whom she broke all her rules.

Not to rain on your parade, though. Enjoy the ride while it lasts.
I would like a buck for every time I have heard a woman say that.
It seems to be standard "woman speek".

Variations...
"I never do THIS so early "
" You are not like all the other guys"
" There is something about you that I can't resist"
" I had a list of 35 requirements before I slept with a guy. YOU MADE me forget them in one night."
" YOu are the most exciting guy I have ever met."
"You know more about women than we women do "

All these really mean that she is flooded with adrenalin and brain chemicals ( and so are you ).
 

STR8UP

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Mr. Me said:
I imagine that would be the last guy she had amazing chemistry with for whom she broke all her rules.

Not to rain on your parade, though. Enjoy the ride while it lasts.
That's what i was thinking. Women are so full of sh!t.

Glad you enjoyed it though.
 

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Nice!!! :up:

Pound it all you can, but just don't get attached.....





PIMP
 

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Pimps up!!:up:




Hoes Down!!:down:



Dvck this hoe down before rugrats get back and be out the fvcking door!! You Know!!!!:rockon:
 

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It's been my experience that Cougars are more susceptible to instant jealousy than the Kitten.

I reason it's due to lack of their options or marketablity. Nonetheless, this is a wonderful psychological weapon to wield when a mature man is out doing our thing.

Once an older broad has her "boy toy" she appreciates him moreso due to her efforts in chasing him. This is the allure of the mature masculine. A guy with options in his pocket is vastly more powerful than a fat wallet.

Great report Brother Warrior.
 

Warrior74

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Thanks for all the great feedback guys. It's a testament to the knowledge I've learned in the game....when I was younger, I would have been head over heels and ignored any red or yellow flags until it was way to late. I enjoy the attention from her, but I'm wise enough now to mentally step back and take a real look at her. She's definately going on my team (or as you guys here say, she'll be one of my plates). I'm gonna enjoy this one!
 
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