Kissing mingers (ugly girls)

johnmich

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If you have 'made out' with an ugly girl and your mates find out, what could you do?
Mine would rag me to sh*t (take the p!ss, make fun etc).

What is a good excuse , lie or another way to change the convo ??
Please help - i found a 2am ugly girl and i cant blame the beer goggles
 

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Never do it again...and deny it.
 

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Doesn't look like you have very good mates from what I see.
 

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findout one of theirs.
or deny it.
or say "what the **** are u talking about?!" with a horrified face. say the hooker took advantage of u[actually had that happen, but i cut it off at making out..everclear is a bad-bad thing my friends.]
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Doesn't look like you have very good mates from what I see.
Goddamn youre such a p*ssy
 

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deny it, start saying they did something like it, you were drunk etc etc.
 

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Goddamn youre such a p*ssy
Wow, that really made sense, I'm a p*ssy for saying he doesn't have good mates. You guys lack reasoning skills. Let's look at this, he makes out with an ugly girl and his mates make fun of him. His friends obviously aren't that mature if they can't let go of something like that.
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Wow, that really made sense, I'm a p*ssy for saying he doesn't have good mates. You guys lack reasoning skills. Let's look at this, he makes out with an ugly girl and his mates make fun of him. His friends obviously aren't that mature if they can't let go of something like that.
yo man this is wut i want u to do. go on a walk in a park and reflect on ur life.
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Wow, that really made sense, I'm a p*ssy for saying he doesn't have good mates. You guys lack reasoning skills. Let's look at this, he makes out with an ugly girl and his mates make fun of him. His friends obviously aren't that mature if they can't let go of something like that.
Well, seeing as youve have no friends and havent EVER done ANYTHING with a girl, youre speaking privledges are not existent. One of my friends did the samething and we made fun of him when necessary, we even gave the girl a nickname. Its not like their making fun of him the way YOU get made fun of at school.

yo man this is wut i want u to do. go on a walk in a park and reflect on ur life.
And please viper....TAKE THIS ADVICE! PLEASE!!! If you dont do something about that kid that picks on you tomorrow, please dont come back and start crying. Wipe the sand outta your vagina.
 

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Well, seeing as youve have no friends and havent EVER done ANYTHING with a girl, youre speaking privledges are not existent. One of my friends did the samething and we made fun of him when necessary, we even gave the girl a nickname. Its not like their making fun of him the way YOU get made fun of at school.
Let's start off by saying, don't fool yourself, you do not know me well enough to know if I have friends or not.
And please viper....TAKE THIS ADVICE! PLEASE!!! If you dont do something about that kid that picks on you tomorrow, please dont come back and start crying. Wipe the sand outta your vagina.
I'm like a Plasma Membrane, I choose what advice I take and what advice isn't right for me.
yo man this is wut i want u to do. go on a walk in a park and reflect on ur life.
Not much to reflect on. Grew up a momma's boy, was really shy and insecure as a child, started getting more aggressive over my teen years, started getting more social in 6th Grade, became one of the most well-known dudes in 7th Grade, moved at the end of 7th Grade, became depressed, 8th Grade, first year at my new school and there's really not that much to reflect on.
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Not much to reflect on. Grew up a momma's boy, was really shy and insecure as a child, started getting more aggressive over my teen years, started getting more social in 6th Grade, became one of the most well-known dudes in 7th Grade, moved at the end of 7th Grade, became depressed, 8th Grade, first year at my new school and there's really not that much to reflect on.
So your life is that simple?? Most peoples lifes are more complex than yours appears. Theres more to ask yourself then how each grade level went. What do you want to achieve at this site? Why do you act the way you do? Why is a very powerful question, as is how, learn how to use them to uncover your potential. Obviously youre not a very intellectual person. I feel bad for you, because of you i appriciate who i am everytime i read the garbage you write. Stop being so f*ckin closed minded and flat out stupid. Put some thought into what you say. Ive realized this i like arguing with a girl, i cant win. But since youre neither a girl or a raging homosexual( or are you?) im gonna keep going in the hopes that you stop being a coward.
 

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Who gives a **** if they pay you out about it, man its funny! Stop taking yourself so seriously. My friend has ****ed over 50++ girls and will **** an ugly girl just to make us laugh, its a joke to see how brave he really is.

Every man goes hoggin' every now and then, its just a process of growing up ;) Just make sure you never are seen with it in public or depend on it for sex.
 

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Nothing you can really do, but deny it. Or say "I treated her to a sample because she was good that night." But, basically, you're stuck.
 

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NEVER DENY IT

Claim that she raped you.
Paid you.
Got you pissed ****less and then dragged you to a corner for a snog.
Tell them you got played by HB9 into kissing her best mate.

whatever, u have to tell them, but never deny it. Once you are caught, your are CAUGHT.
 

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That happened to me once. You know how it is - dark club, I'm drunk, New Years party. The problem is I didn't get it how she looked till I met her for coffe (sober, light) . It was - kme kme woooooooooooooooosh
 

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From where Im sitting it dont sound like that big of a deal. If here making fun of you by saying those two girls are ugly, just reply with a look arent everything. I told a girl this and I was amazed at the respect I recieved from her and her freinds.
 

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I like the one about her raping me. Shezzler will understand about the p!ss taking cos he lives in same region. Its a british thing its what we do, i mean i take the p!ss outta them.

I think ill go for a hottie, then if they bring it up, ill use that to even it out. A 4 and a 9 = two 6.5's lol
 
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