the_stig
Senior Don Juan
But I guess nothing is surprising these days..
Few weeks ago I exchanged numbers with an attractive 40 year old cougar from Skout (mobile dating app). We exchanged minimal texts, just enough to build up some anticipation for getting together for massages and scary movies. Claimed she had some new massage oil she really wanted to try on us.
She texts me tonight telling me she's free just having a chill night, and was curious if I might finally be available (been genuinely busy). I replied that "a massage would be fitting then" and she seemed quite ecstatic that I was coming with a "yay! followed by her address". I tell her I'll be there in thirty minutes, she replies "can't wait! text me when you're close and i'll raise the garage door"
I arrive, park in visitor parking across from her driveway, but my spider sense is triggered immediately when the lights in the townhouse are on but the garage door closed (I gave her the heads up). I don't see a front door, so I call. No answer. I verify the address is correct, wait at my car for 2-3 minutes before finally saying to hell with it and driving away. Tried calling once more when I was a mile away, no answer. No call back.
I just have to say.. I've never actually been stood up at someone's own house before; definitely a new low, and definitely not one I'd expect from a well off forty year old. Oh, I still got laid tonight by my regular cute blonde, so at least I got the last laugh.
UPDATE: Sends me a text at 3AM saying "omg so sorry, I feel asleep!"![Roll Eyes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Few weeks ago I exchanged numbers with an attractive 40 year old cougar from Skout (mobile dating app). We exchanged minimal texts, just enough to build up some anticipation for getting together for massages and scary movies. Claimed she had some new massage oil she really wanted to try on us.
She texts me tonight telling me she's free just having a chill night, and was curious if I might finally be available (been genuinely busy). I replied that "a massage would be fitting then" and she seemed quite ecstatic that I was coming with a "yay! followed by her address". I tell her I'll be there in thirty minutes, she replies "can't wait! text me when you're close and i'll raise the garage door"
I arrive, park in visitor parking across from her driveway, but my spider sense is triggered immediately when the lights in the townhouse are on but the garage door closed (I gave her the heads up). I don't see a front door, so I call. No answer. I verify the address is correct, wait at my car for 2-3 minutes before finally saying to hell with it and driving away. Tried calling once more when I was a mile away, no answer. No call back.
I just have to say.. I've never actually been stood up at someone's own house before; definitely a new low, and definitely not one I'd expect from a well off forty year old. Oh, I still got laid tonight by my regular cute blonde, so at least I got the last laugh.
UPDATE: Sends me a text at 3AM saying "omg so sorry, I feel asleep!"
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