Keeping up with Myspace Sh*t Tests....

[tone]

Well this kinda started when hb9 started leaving messages like “You look like you know how to party! My kind of guy ;-)”, “hey hottie”, etc on myspace comments page etc. I normally follow up IOI that I get from girls often with some type of unique comment on one of their pictures. I chose a picture of her that she seemed to be staring at the camera but with a look off to the side kinda like a confused look. So posted a comment on it saying “cute picture in a strange way, looks like your confused... or looking for Waldo, I can't tell which.” I threw the neg in there because she seems to want to play this bad girl attitude based on most of her pictures.
Later I get a comment on my main page that says “I guess you thought that waldo thing was funny.” I couldn’t tell if it was a **** test ot if she was blowing me off, but decided what the hell… I’m gonna have some fun with it. So I decided to write her a message which is below.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..:Christian:..
Date: Jul 24, 2006 12:34 PM

Feisty are we? or did I strike a nerve? lol

Seems like you take things a bit too seriously and don't know how to have a little bit of fun. Guess Im just too blunt for you, not something your use too. Your probly used to intimidating men around you, sorry Hun this is a new world for you. Let's simply things, lets see if your actually halfway interesting, I see you play off this bad girl attitude, but pictures can be deceiving. Tell me 3 things about yourself that have nothing to do with your looks or family then we'll go from there.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Becca
Date: Jul 24, 2006 4:02 PM

What makes you think I would want to tell you anything about myself?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: _..:Christian:.._
Date: Jul 24, 2006 1:21 PM

Looks like your not the risk taker i thought you were. Like I thought, all bark, no bite.....


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Becca
Date: Jul 24, 2006 4:26 PM

Who are you to judge me... Playboy!




This is kinda where I’m stuck at, I can’t decided to keep plowing through the **** tests and if so if you have any suggestions to the last comment she posted. If you don’t think I should keep plowing through could you give any tips on how I could of handled it better?

 

[Addvrz]

jeez man!!!

It's not looking pretty either way u might as well end it off with a comment where u end up on top instead of not replying like reversing the question saying," who r u to ask me THAT question?" "are u that bossy around guys jeez.." or something of the sort... if she replies more maybe it's IOI

 

[Eccentric]

Here is how I see it with girls in general on MySpace.

Girls use MySpace for fun, not to meet guys. It's just another aspect of their social life. But in this case, they probably don't give a damn about anyone on there except their real life friends. But on some levels, it makes them feel good inside to know that 1,000's of strangers want to be their friend based pictures taken at that summer beach party with her clevage showing.

So to keep up with the retarded trend of comment spam, she sends you something in which she deems cute. Not because she likes you, but because she wants to be liked in return. Attention whoring in a subtle fashion.

You think it's an IOI, so you fire off something in return. She's got no idea of who you are, listing your favorite hero and the types of music you listen to don't do jack **** for your cause. To her you're just another lame-o on the internet trying to score some (if you decide to take that route).


You see, she didn't spend hours in front of the mirror getting dressed up, she didn't go out and find the best outfit to wear on the weekend "just because." She did it because it makes her feel confident about her self, and she's looking to attract a man, or atleast flirt with some. It's the thrill, the excitement of the moment that drives them. Girls remind me of the theory with bears. They're more afraid of you than you are of them. Only girls hide it, and men show it. :crazy:

You see their profiles, and it always says stuff like: energetic, I live life to the fullest, I <3 partying with my girls they're the best, etc. You cant experience that over the internet. Sending canned emails may work for some. But girls look for this type of stuff in person! Not on MySpace. Sure they may lol about something sarcastic you sent to them, but chances are when she signs off, she's sucking another guys ****. Meanwhile you're thinking of the next clever message to shoot off.

 

[Luveno]

Myspace PUA rules

I posted this in another thread, and thought it would be very appropriate in this context as well.


Many people on this site, and on fastseduction, like to downplay finding girls on the internet. I feel that, as a very busy adult, it is a great way to find other very busy, interesting adults to date. Now,one must go about weeding out the flakes, young girls, and old ones, but once that is done, its quite effective. Much better than sarging at clubs, and I've done a lot of that.

Here is the general dogma:

1. Do not comment on any girl's picture, ever. If you do this to an attractive flake, you're only feeding her ego - becoming one-of-many. If you do this to a sensible girl, you're coming across as a kiss-ass trying to get in her pants, and she'll shut you out. If you do this to an old single mom, she'll probably see you as "the one" and you won't be able to get her off your back.

2. Have a good picture up. Never have bad pictures up. Easy as that.

3. Do not write a long, drawn out profile that describes your cliched likes and dislikes. That's boring, and boredom is unattractive. Write something random, witty, offensive, original, sarcastic, anything. But make sure its brief. When I say brief I mean a few lines.

4. When messaging a girl, it doesn't really matter what you say, as long as its not AFC tripe. In all honesty, sometimes I send gibberish. Ex: "oiauhdf98eyoihraiouefaiu..... isha....cort." If the girl gets a message, no matter how incoherent, and sees your pic and isn't put off by your looks or visual attitude, then she will reply to get to know you. It doesn't matter what you write, barring AFCness.

5. Never message a girl too much. Get the AIM or MSN or whatever she uses as soon as you can. Then talk to her a little bit on that to set up a real date in the real world. This is done in an identical fashion as to if you were doing it over the phone. Do not talk to her too much or for too long - you do not want to overstay your welcome. Plus you do have more important things to do in life don't you? Remember, the internet is for finding attractive girls to meet in person as soon as possible. Not for finding hot pen-pals.

This info is hot and should be read by all.

 

[blueguy]

That wasn't a neg.... that was you showing frustration about her comment. Negs are cleverly disguised to lower their value in a playful way... not outright dissing. You should have just replied with a bit of indifference or teasing or not replied at all.

 

[The Truth]

Dude, she's being playful and you are taking her seriously. See the irony? How come you can neg hit her but she can't be a little cheeky back?

Go along with it. Write back saying something like "I'm very selective about who I talk to. But I'm a playboy apparently, so I guess I can afford to be. So, do you think you could meet my standards?"

Neg hitting isn't only about laying into hot women, it's a parry of wit and can be great fun. Encourage her and take fun in her neg hitting you in return.

You could even say at some point something like "Hey, I'll level with you. I'm really a lonely orphan looking for some friends. Please be my friend!" It's false modesty, which actually shows confidence in the fact that you can laugh at yourself.

I'd say you still stand a chance, at least as far as chatting and getting to know her more, so keep going.