Just because you have a goalie doesn't mean I cant score

Bryce556

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"Just because you have a goalie doesn't mean I cant score"

something a buddy of mine heard or came up with. tell me if i'm repeating something from here btw.

response to Girl: "I have a bf" types of or related lines.

Good, Bad, field test worthy?

I haven't had the opportunity to use it yet but ill give it a try when I have the opportunity.
 

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Never use canned lines. Not only that, but you dont want to make it obvious to the girl that you're trying to get in her pants.
 

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I've used:

"Just because your boyfriend is the goalie for the hockey team, doesn't mean he can save this one" as I confidently walked towards her with my raging hard on.
 

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The line is good in terms of your mindset - but bad to actually say to her.
 

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Girls use the "I have a boyfriend" line as a defense mechanism. A lot of times they won't even have one. I've been the "boyfriend" to my lady friends from time to time when they were getting hit on by creepy guys.
 

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The best response: That's fine, I have a girlfriend, so what's your point?
 

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thecurtainfalls said:
The line is good in terms of your mindset - but bad to actually say to her.
Thecurtainfalls is right on the money. Saying "I'm going to **** you and theres nothing you can do about it," or some stupid ****y bullsh*t like that will not impress a girl....unless she's a total slvt or something....that line is pretty stupid, and as said above canned stuff usually doesn't work.

You should try to come up with a less explicit way of saying that...but theres exceptions for that soccer thing working I gues

What's wrong with saying, "Just because I want your number doesn't mean we're going to go out on a date....wow...slow down!!" ?

I usually say somethin like this
 

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The best response is something i read on textsfromlastnight.com.

She says "Sorry i have a boyfriend."
You say, "I have a gold fish."
She says, "What?" (or something along those lines)
You say, "I thought we were talking about sh!t that doesn't matter."
 

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Oxide said:
I've used:

"Just because your boyfriend is the goalie for the hockey team, doesn't mean he can save this one" as I confidently walked towards her with my raging hard on.
Hahahaha :crackup:
 
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