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Just because it's AM doesn't mean it's morning

The Forms

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OK, time for a rant:

I hate people who think it's OK to say "good morning" to you if they see you at any time after midnight.

One am is not morning, 2 o clock is not morning. It's not morning until the sun rises. Until then, I don't care if it's past midnight, it's still night. Just because we've technically moved on to the next day doesn't mean it has also magically become MORNING of the next day.

This is something you typically run into at late night diners and or similiar places. Places where the workers have to work strange hours. So they remind you that it's so late and you're still out that it's now morning (which it is not).

These people seem to think that anything from 12 am to noon is morning. However, that's just as stupid as saying "good afternoon" to someone at 11 o clock at night. That doesn't work. Yes, it is technically "after noon," but we have other words to denote times other than "morning" and "afternoon."

For instance, we have evening, and night time also. It's best to match up these words with what best describes what phase of the day we are currently in.

So if you're one of those people who thinks it's OK to say "good morning" at 3 am, stop it. It's not morning yet. Once the sun comes up it's morning. Until then it's still night.

The only exception to this rule is if morning for you happens to be before the sun comes up (like people who start work at 5 AM. These people can say that 4 am is morning. But only to each other. And never to me.)
 

Deep Dish

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As someone who is rather nocturnal, I agree that night is "night" until the sky begins to lighten up. However, on that note, lighten up, dude.
 

Ace of Flames

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I only ever say this as a joke.

Anyway, I'm usually up all throughout the "morning", from 12am on.

Its either when you wake up, or when the sun comes up. Whichever comes first. One of those conditions must be met before its safe to say "Good Morning!". Otherwise, the OP might tear your face off.
 

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smooth guy

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DevanE said:
My question still remain's unanswered...DID you nut on her face or not...?:mad:
when was the last you got laid? :p
 

kdnash82

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So, if it's after midnight, what do you say? It's not evening anymore, definately not the afternoon, even though techically speaking anything after 12pm could be considered afternoon.

Would I say good night to people that I see after midnight, even though I'm not going to bed or bidding them farewell, as in good bye?

And even after all the debate has been done.... WHO REALLY GIVES A FU*CK!!!???

Tool
 

smooth guy

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DevanE said:
Ask your mother she'll tell you...my son. :whistle:
My mother is dead f*ck ass.

So how about you use a more original line next time. Oh I'm sorry did I offend you again?
 

smooth guy

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Ace of Flames said:
So like, 16 years ago?
:crackup:

Self Owned by canned material.
 

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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I'll be honest i havent got laid since monday.


Anyways I've never heard anyone ever say good morning and im nocturnal also. Hmm strange..
 
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