Just a really funny thing that I found

[MusicMan450]

A girl that I dated back in my AFC days posted this on her Facebook recently:

1. a Real man Doesn't kiss and tell
2. A real man notices your hair & nails
3. A real man calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy or fine as f@*#k
4. A real man calls you on a daily basis no matter how busyo tired he is
5. A real man looks past what he has heard about you or his friends think about you.
6. A real man ants to spend as much time with you and never gets sick of you.
7. A real man kisses you on your forehead just because.
8. A real man doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear, he tells you whats real.
9. A real man doesn't ask questions when you say you need something from him.... sex, or money.
10. A real man knows how to put your ass to sleep.
11. A real man let's Ho's know that he has you.
12. A real man doesn't play games.
13. A real man doesn't leave his girl to go hang out with his home boys when he hasn't seen his girl in a week, and then call her at 4 in the morning because he needs some love.
14. A real man doesn't think about sex with other females when he is makin love to you.
15. A real man open the car door for his lady, bring her ross, and rubs her feet when they are tired.
However, when you have a real
man treat him like one!.......

The funny thing about this is that I did all of these "real man" things for her, and she ended up dumping me for another guy who was a complete d!ck to her, and she kept going back to him over the course of months.

A woman dreams of these things, but they only want these things from guys that are already making their panties wet.

 

[SeymourCake]

Change "doesn't" to "does" and that's what she's really attracted to.

LOL @ #15. GTFO

#4 pissed me the **** off. If a man is busy with something constructive to do to improve his life, then that should come first. Not some ****ing phonecall.

 

[MusicMan450]

Am I the only one that's noticed that girls always say they hate being called "sexy" or "hot", but if you start actually telling a girl how sexy her body is, she'll shove her tongue down your throat in a heartbeat?

 

[EvilAgenda]

Am I the only one that's noticed that girls always say they hate being called "sexy" or "hot", but if you start actually telling a girl how sexy her body is, she'll shove her tongue down your throat in a heartbeat?

Depends on the girl and on the situation.

I got a laugh reading about the "Real Man."

 

[Chickfight]

Comment and tell her a real man doesn't give a sh!t about what she thinks a real man is. If she gets pissed, tell her you're just following rule 8.

 

[badboyjmm]

That's what she would like... from a man she's attracted to... And most of the time, the guy she's attracted to doesn't do none of those things.

Typical girl: Saying she's attracted to certain things and being truly attracted by other things she will not mention.

She can't because it's logic vs emotion

 

[EvilAgenda]

1. a Real man Doesn't kiss and tell, that's a woman's job
2. A real man notices your hair & nails, and tells you they are his favorite things after your breasts
3. A real man calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy or fine as f@*#k, unless he is drunk. In that case any compliment will do.
4. A real man calls you on a daily basis no matter how busy or tired he is, because someone's gotta make him that daily sandwich...
5. A real man looks past what he has heard about you or his friends think about you, and keeps looking that way until you work to gain his attention back.
6. A real man wants to spend as much time with you and never gets sick of you, ~diaries of a tv remote~
7. A real man kisses you on your forehead just because you have morning breath
8. A real man doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear, he tells you whats real, which happens to be what he thinks you want to hear.
9. A real man doesn't ask questions when you say you need something from him.... sex, or money, because the other will be used as a repayment.
10. A real man knows how to put your ass to sleep. Cuz that thing needs its own rest.
11. A real man let's Ho's know that he has you, which contradicts with rule #1.
12. A real man doesn't play games, he wins at them.
13. A real man doesn't leave his girl to go hang out with his home boys when he hasn't seen his girl in a week, and then call her at 4 in the morning because he needs some love. He will wait until 5, by then your ass better be up.
14. A real man doesn't think about sex with other females when he is makin love to you, because during sex, he just doesn't have enough blood flow to the brain to think.
15. A real man opens the car door for his lady, brings her roses, and rubs her feet when they are tired. After which he proceeds to rub higher.
However, when you have a real
man treat him like one!.......

 

[NorwegianDJ]

Chicks seek some of these qualities in men they're already attracted to.

 

[trrush]

http://kweskwes.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/real-men.jpg
look, it's the same thing word for word and you can see it's written by a chick.
so your chic, copied and pasted something written by another chic. Do you see how generic all chics are?
also, we all know that what a chic says she wants is different from what she really wants. like your chic, she posts she wants a real man, but she sleeps with a jerk.

 

[Bonafide]

http://kweskwes.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/real-men.jpg
look, it's the same thing word for word and you can see it's written by a chick.
so your chic, copied and pasted something written by another chic. Do you see how generic all chics are?
also, we all know that what a chic says she wants is different from what she really wants. like your chic, she posts she wants a real man, but she sleeps with a jerk.

No **** sherlock