Judge my c+f and neg hits in this convo.. i wanna know if im doin it right

[FreeStyleZ]

I had this convo with this girl and was wanting to basically know if these are the kinds of c+f and neg hits you guys do. I met her on some dating site.. figured what the hell. I havent seen a picture of her yet but the description is lovely. // means my opinions on whats going on

Her: hey
Me: hey was goin on cutie // i didnt respond right away.. waited like 10mins, was doing something anyway
Her: nuttin much
Me: how was your new years
Her: sucked since i been in trouble i had to spend it with my parent then we came home from there friends around 10 so i watched the ball drop by myself and in bed
Me: awww sorry to hear
Her: me to
Me: at 17 they shouldnt still be putting you on punishments
Me: you're close to 18, almost an adult
Me: do you drive?
Her: bout to
Me: good
Me: that way you can drive to me, instead of the other way around
Me:
Her: lol
Me: that wouldnt be a great idea though, woudlnt want you running over peole
Me: or messing up your car
Me: with your inexperienced ass lol
Her: funny
Me: i know.
Me: well let me tell yoooooou about MY new years
Me: since you asked and all
Her: aight
Me: i went to the club with some friends and got really drunk
Me: was fun seeing how i dont get drunk like THAT that often
Me: watched the ball drop,went back to some friends place for a small party and all that good stuff
Her: wish my new years was like that
Her: did ya get ya feak on with any girls
Me: this girl was trying to flirt with me, but i told her "No thanks! I got this hot girl named CrazySexyTease whose been flirting with me and im saving myself for her until we meet" // was being sarcastic but online it might not come across like I want it
Me: ;-)
Me: lol sike naw... i was getting my freak on on the dance floor
Me: thats about it though
Me: didint go home with any 1
Me: i woke up in my own bed with my pants on, unfortunately.
Her: if i was with you we would be in your bed but your pants wouldnt of been on
Me: yeah, thats if you would have played your cards right
Her: what u mean
Her: i always play my card right
Me: ahhh you think so eh?
Me: well maybe so
Me: no way to find out yet lol
Me: what other restrictions do your parents have you on with this punishment thing....
Me: no tv? what about the phone?
Me: i see you're on the computer
Her: no phone, no going anywhere
Me: damn your parents sound pretty strict
Me: you still got my # right?
Her: yeah i got it
Me: really? what is it // wanted to know if she actually had wrote it down when I gave it to her¡K basically screening her IL
Her: hold up me and my girl just bout to get into something deep that's we been needin to talk about
Her: 123-4567 // it was the right #
Me: yeah, das right
Me: whats your name in real life?
Me: i dont think i ever got it
Me: mine is Freestyles
Her: HB
Me: nice name
Me: i bet you got a nice smile to go with it
Me: btw, I saw your page on BP, it had a real nice background // the background was all different shades of purple
Her: Thanks! ļ
Me: looked like an advertisement for barney
Her: Aww! Don¡¦t hate lol
Me: brb ashley i just got a call and i might be on the phone for a min // I never come back
Her: aight
Her: well boo i'm gettin off here so i'll holla at ya later have a good nite

 

[white_hype]

...

give me a second my sides are hurting from the laughter

as i see it you have 2 options

1-kill yourself
2-stop talking to girls online, it will only make your boyfriend jealous

this is one of the saddest/gayest things ive seen in a long long time

 

[FreeStyleZ]

Thanks for the invaluable input. I think you're just mad my penis is bigger than yours =[

 

[Christopher_Reeves]

You're trying way too hard. You don't sound genuine.

 

[Don Loco]

not bad...

FreeStyleZ:

it's not bad, I especialy like the barney part -- I like how you gave a compliment and turned it around by following with a neg hit. Overall, it's ok, the only thing I can suggest is minimize the compliments or have none at all. What do any of the regulars think?

 

[Christopher_Reeves]

Look man, stop trying to impress her with your little C+F and neg-hits....

Trying to impress a girl and gain her approval of you is a big-time no-no.

Learn HOW and HOW NOT to communicate with a woman.....not just what to say to make her impressed with you. That way you can be yourself and not screw something up.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

How do you people call yourself DJ when you laugh at the new guy? The guy didn't say he was great, in fact he askewd for his skills to be judged, and all you can do is make jokes about him? How bout advice, losers. As for freesty;zes, stay away from online conversations and go for real life situatons.


Alright here's the thing with c&f. It is only to be used really when you are trying to convey value to her. What this means is: show her that you are desirable/not like the rest. Once she shows some sign of getting to know you, you switch to rapport (talking about things you have in common mostly)

Your c&f is aight, not that great yet. your best line by far was the barney line, it's not that it was super good, just your other stuff wasn't that great. The main problem you got is you don't know when to stop and you stretch it too much, like the comment on her killing people. after u said that is shoulda stopped, the "inexperienced ass" part was kinda negative.and we know u r talking about the car so you didn't need to say that either.

When the chick started talking about her being in your bed with your pantas off you coulda ran with that a bit. You could've turned the comment more sexual or if you wanted a C&F statement, you coulda said something like
"So if my pants weren't on, it would just be you and me in the room....and my spongebob squarepants undies"

You coulda went C&F with "what you get in trouble for? Did you leave the toliet seat up too?" And then you could start to talk about her house as a prison and plan her escape,


When she says "we came home from there friends around 10 so i watched the ball drop by myself and in bed"
you coulda said "you shoulda stopped by my house, and watch the balls drop in my bed" (strecthing, not that funny and lil too overt)

Basically you're doin aight for a beginner at C&F, you seem to be leaing towards ****y too much. Less ****y more funny.... Try not to force it and also make sure what you say is in context relating to what she said.

 

[StimulI]

A joke that last forever

What up FreeStyleZ,

If your lookin' for some material then check this.

I was at a pizza joint with this HB 8 that I've been ****ing around with for a week or 2. She started gettin' tough(playfully, ie- sayin' things like "I'm gonna beat you up" in a seductive voice.) after I busted a C&F line. She continued with her taunting, so I just leaned over the table, put my mouth by her ear, and said, "Girl, I've drank bottles of liquor stronger then you." She busted out laughin' and she said,"Oh my god, can you say that."(when a chick says that, you know you're usin' the right C&F lines)

But anyway, It's been a couple month since then and I still use part of that joke with her. Every once in a while when she starts gettin' tough(playfully) I just say "bottles of liquor."

It may not be the funniest joke but it got the job done.

 

[Mr. Latte]

You just got a number from someone who may or may not actually BE a girl. You haven't even seen a pic. C&F isn't something that works online...it's something conveyed in your tone of voice. Online, it's just insults.

 

[mystik]

holy crap are you kidding me? STOP TALKING SO MUCH. omg you barely asked the girl anything and basically blabbed on. I dont even see interest in her part.

 

[Julian]

Online conversation is worthless.

 

[selfcontrol]

Originally posted by FreeStyleZ

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Dude, I don't mean to be a ****, but written communication is not your (or her) forte. There are f*cking FIFTH GRADERS with better spelling and grammar.

Definitely stick to real life sarging.

 

[Mack Action Hero]

Don't try so hard -- it sounds almost practiced, and you come off as nervous. Let her talk more and don't go into so much detail about things that probably aren't very interesting to her.

 

[FreeStyleZ]

How do you people call yourself DJ when you laugh at the new guy? The guy didn't say he was great, in fact he askewd for his skills to be judged, and all you can do is make jokes about him? How bout advice, losers. As for freesty;zes, stay away from online conversations and go for real life situatons.


Alright here's the thing with c&f. It is only to be used really when you are trying to convey value to her. What this means is: show her that you are desirable/not like the rest. Once she shows some sign of getting to know you, you switch to rapport (talking about things you have in common mostly)

Your c&f is aight, not that great yet. your best line by far was the barney line, it's not that it was super good, just your other stuff wasn't that great. The main problem you got is you don't know when to stop and you stretch it too much, like the comment on her killing people. after u said that is shoulda stopped, the "inexperienced ass" part was kinda negative.and we know u r talking about the car so you didn't need to say that either.

When the chick started talking about her being in your bed with your pantas off you coulda ran with that a bit. You could've turned the comment more sexual or if you wanted a C&F statement, you coulda said something like
"So if my pants weren't on, it would just be you and me in the room....and my spongebob squarepants undies"

You coulda went C&F with "what you get in trouble for? Did you leave the toliet seat up too?" And then you could start to talk about her house as a prison and plan her escape,


When she says "we came home from there friends around 10 so i watched the ball drop by myself and in bed"
you coulda said "you shoulda stopped by my house, and watch the balls drop in my bed" (strecthing, not that funny and lil too overt)

Basically you're doin aight for a beginner at C&F, you seem to be leaing towards ****y too much. Less ****y more funny.... Try not to force it and also make sure what you say is in context relating to what she said.

Exactly the kind of response I was looking for, thank you. Everyone else with their insults that were basically intended to boost their own self esteem and fulfill whatever void they are lacking in their "game" just wasted their time because I didn't bother reading any further than your first line.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Well when you are trying to chat up a girl writing properly is very much a given.... Any normal girl would pick up on this as less intelligent.

 

[Player_Supreme]

1. Why the 10 minute wait…had to finish wacking off?

2. Most of your convo was ok until:


Me: well let me tell yoooooou about MY new years
Me: since you asked and all
Her: aight
Me: i went to the club with some friends and got really drunk
Me: was fun seeing how i dont get drunk like THAT that often
Me: watched the ball drop,went back to some friends place for a small party and all that good stuff
Her: wish my new years was like that
Her: did ya get ya feak on with any girls
Me: this girl was trying to flirt with me, but i told her "No thanks! I got this hot girl named CrazySexyTease whose been flirting with me and im saving myself for her until we meet" // was being sarcastic but online it might not come across like



***********You coulda did without this whole thing and kept the convo focused on her. Looks like you wanted to show off to her and that puts you in the position of being a trained dog trying to get attention. You also got real weak and backed down during that whole thing…If you state something then let it be…don’t back down and say LOL SIKE! Let her ass get jealous…let her ass see what a catch you really are…make her really want to get a piece of the pie!!!


3. You seem to of gotten it back on track after that…sorry I didn’t read the whole thing

Peace!

 

[FreeStyleZ]

Ok well since alot of the advice I got was that I was trying too hard, when i talked to her this time i basically said to hell with all that DJ stuff ill just talk however the hell i want, its the internet for ****s sakes. Heres some excerpts from this long convo we had... basically just to show that i do think theres interest there with her.
I tried to edit it so that it bolds the me to make it easier to read. Other parts got bolded as well. Deal with it.

Her: so where u live at again boo
Me: dunno if i wanna give you that much info, dont need any additional stalkers over the holidays
Me: ;-)
Her: nah it like that i dont stalk
Her: but you got to if u dont want i understand
Me: i kno boo, jus Messin wit cha
Her: aight

Me: how bout you explain how you caMe up with this naMe CrazySexyTease you got here
Her: well all my girls call Me CRAZY cuz i just dont care and i'm out havin fun,SEXY cuz thats what i am,and TEASE well i tend to tease alot and i'm a big flirt to
Me: a tease and big flirt huh?
Me: does that explain all the watching of the balls drop in my bed stuff.
Her: nah i did watch the ball drop in my bed
Me: yeah but im talkin bout when u said u would watch em drop in my bed, without my pants being on
Her: yeah
Her: i like to flirt and tease a lil to much
Me: i see.
Me: so thats all you've ever done is tease?
Me: u've never actually Messed around wit a guy like that b4?
Her: no i have
Me: so how is guys supposed to know if u actually interested in them, ors if u jus teasin em
Me: know what i Mean?
Her: if i'm interested then you'll know cuz i'll tell you and i'll talk to him about all kinds of **** bout Me and all that and i'll talk to them for long periods of tiMe
Her: if i aint interested then i wont talk to ya
Her: so that Means i'm interested in you
Me: ofcourse boo, whats there not to be interested about
Her: dont know

Me: what kinda crazy stuff do you do though?
Me: turning in your hoMework a day late doesnt count
Her: nah i dont even do my hoMework half the tiMe plus i get out of school at 12:30
Me: sounds like my senior year of HS.. i had the half day schedule and was hoMe everyday by at least 11am
Me: but had to go back for basketball practice during the winter season, which sucked
Her: crazy stuff......gettin drunk and strippin on a table at this party,mooning people while in the car,kissin another girl,i had to holla at this ugly guy and then ask him for a kiss cuz my friends dared Me
Me: sound like soMebody i def would have fun hangin wit, thats fa sho
Me: stuff like that though goes on in college all the tiMe.... thats why i love college, now ive def had soMe crazy nights in my first year
Her: i'm just all about havin fun and not givin a ****
Me: then you'll love college.
Me: thats the attitude probably 70% of the people have
Her: i know i will all the parties,drinkin,guys more more can i want
Her: lol
Me: yup, saMe thing i was hoping for.. except for Me it was parties, drinkin, girls
Her: i would hope lol
Me: people hyped up college alot before i went.. i had big expectations
Me: and it turned out to be even more fun than i had expected
Her: damn
Her: i cant wait
Me: lol damn girl, i know u aint jus try and carry Me, talkin about you hope
Me: naw you KNOW
Her: i like to joke alot to
Me: my first week in college was bananas
Me: i guess cuz i wasnt used to it yet
Me: just hanging out and partying with like 20+ people at a tiMe.... staying out all late, every night
Her: see i love to dance to so at parties i go nuts
Me: i always work the dance floor like no other
Her: right Me to i'm nice at dancin
Me: when i go into a party thats not live yet, people not dancin or anything
Me: i always find this girl i know that can dance
Me: and go right in the middle of the dance floor... all heads turn
Her: that sounds like Me
Her: or i just dance by myself and turn heads

// I sent her a picture of Me and soMe freinds at college
Her: aight hold up
Her: yeah u in the one
Her: you sexy
Me : thx ma
Me: wish i could say the saMe bout u but im still waitin to Meet u
Me: in one of those top pictures, my girl marcia is rollin a blunt, now that girl is crazy
Her: trust Me you wont be disappointed when you Meet Me
Me: yeah, i dont doubt you ma
Me: shiit based on the way you described yourself with curves in the right places
Me:
Her: :-D

Me: u see that one picture where the girl is by the toilet?
Her: yeah
Her: i feel sorry for her
Me: lol.. that was the night she took cocaine and was alllll ****ed up
Me: that night was crazy too... she gave soMe guy head and soMe peeps ran and grabbed a video caMera
Her: damn
Me: she wanted to cry the next day when watching it. dudes was jumping in front of the caMera yelling "girls gone wild" and all kindsa ****
Her: damn
Her: i gave head plenty of tiMes but none of it was ever taped
Me: i was on that tape too... she was flashing Me
Me: oh word?
Me: u any good at it though
Her: but my best friend was sittin beside Me the one tiMe
Her (11:15:08 PM): oh yeah i got a nicknaMe from it they call Me "crucial"
Her: and i got the tounge ring
Me: lol das coo
Me: oh lawd..
Me: the tongue ring def is crucial
Me: hell im gettin turned on thinkin about it boo
Her: lol
Her: i'm pretty nice and my girl was tellin Me how i had that niggas eyes in the back of his head,and he was twitchin,moanin,and soMe more
Me: yeah das when u kno its nice
Me: ive gave the ladies the saMe effect before
Her: oh word
Me: yeah, throw in a lil shakin and u baicaly jus described the saMe thing
Her: damn let Me find out
Me: yep.... like i said, if you act right and play your cards right.. u'll find out fa sho ;-)
Her: :-D

Me: tell Me about you
Her: like what
Me: hmm... like what your interests are, things u do fa fun
Me: soMething interesting
Me : maybe soMe of the crazy things u've done sexually
Her: i like kids so i'm going to college to study into pedatrics,i like basketball,for fun i just chill with the girls,party,clubbin soMe tiMes,drink,smoke
Her: things sexually i have had another girl eat Me out,i'm thinkin bout takin them back shots
Me: thinku can handle soMe back shots?
Her: dont know
Her: my friend said that **** hurts
Me: betta lube it up and have him go slow

Me: one girl who i was Messin with but not anymore at college..
Me: she was into that type of stuff, never did it with her thogh
Me: she had this stuff though that numbs the back of her throat so she could deep throat, i was like damn thats serious
Her: damn
Her: i dont have a gag reflex so i'm good

Me: so what u tryin to do when we Meet
Me: seeing how your parents real strict and what not
Me: would they even let you Meet soMebody off the internet
Her: they dont get into my love life
Me: ok
Her: and they aint that strict but that night i was crazy so i deserve what i got
Me: oh aiight
Me: i guess we'll talk about what we gonna do when u actually can use the phone
Her: yeah for real
Me: got any ideas? since it would be over where u from
Her: there aint much here besides the mall,movies,clubs
Me: movies would be good then
Her: aight
Me: so its just Me and u without a rack of other peeps
Me: ;-)
Her: yeah


// If you've only got negative input then dont bother posting *finger*

 

[Axe]

Talking to a girl online for hours just tells the girl that you're a geek with nothing better to do.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

I just have to say that you need to stop the gangster routine... If you notice she atleast TRIES to write good ....

Anyways she likes you, just continue, bust her more etc.

 

[FreeStyleZ]

Um, if she's there talking with me for "hours" then apparently she's a geek as well. And plus, if im online browsing internet forums and chatting with a buncha other frends then talking to her really aint no sweat off my back.

And what gangster routine?